| Author | Message | ||
     Sbenois |
WM/M/D/R/D/R/D/R/R/PT/R/37 | ||
| Timmeh |
Timmeh.... | ||
| Alidah |
you're just jealous. | ||
| Joancrystal |
Sbenois: For sale by owner or do you plan to use a broker? | ||
| Stefano |
Dearest Sbenois, Friend, Benefactor and Consumer of Mallomars in Quantities Surpassing Manufacturer's Warning Levels, Can we discuss rotary phones for a moment? I notice that you are not using one in your home. Wait. I sense your nervousness. You want to know how I know that. OK. I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to prosecute me, ok? OK. If you agree, please type your name in the next line: SBENOIS Thank you. I will now openly disclose to you that your Eyes in the Sky can be operated remotely via my Sony Playstation while playing the Russian game cartridge containing Figure Skating Death Match. This was actually quite easy to do. Once inside the Eyes in the Sky, I simply plugged in the coordinates for your house and "went to town" as they say, snooping here and there and everywhere. I saw your bathroom (replace the pink toilet paper) and your kitchen (who likes Capt'n Crunch?) and your study (I've heard of pictures of oneself, but my O my there's a lot of 'em there. OK, but you do have pictures of your entire family and they are truly charming. The photos of you and Alec Baldwin in a luge sled were somewhat unusual. I could barely tell it was you tucked in the back there. So what was I saying? Oh yes, when do you think you can come over and remove these croquet wickets from my lawn? Once they are gone I promise not to invade the privacy of your house ever again (except for holidays and leap years). | ||
| Dave |
 SBenois | ||
| Timmeh |
Tim-MEH!!! | ||
| Dave |
First the Springfield incursion into Maplewood. Then the defeat of the KFC. Now look what I've found!! When will this all end?  ps. Quiz time: Who is the man in the photo above? | ||
| Wendy |
The yellow guy? It looks like Yoda. | ||
| Dave |
Oops. I meant the gentleman with his hands in his mouth. | ||
| Frost French Citizen Username: Frost Post Number: 31 Registered: 12-2003 |
SBenois, MOL's squishy kitten of crank: I'm worried about you. Are you suffering from a midlife crisis? Male-pattern baldness got you down? Why have you gotten so grumpy and humorless? Granted, there is a dearth of psychotic MOLers to play off of lately, but still. Can Frosty do anything to help alleviate the crankiness? My interpretive dance, "The Rise and Fall of SBenois, Part I" is almost finished and my husband has nearly completed the special backyard platform on which I will be performing the dance. It will end with my signature move, "The Wishbone". There will be rollerskates. So buck up, little SBenoisie. Don't become a permacrank. I don't like it. | ||
| sbenois Citizen Username: Sbenois Post Number: 10900 Registered: 10-2001  |
Will you be serving hot wings?  ??---> Brought to you by Sbenois Engineering LLC <- Write in J. Crohn for the BOE | ||
| Frost French Citizen Username: Frost Post Number: 32 Registered: 12-2003 |
Hot wings? I have NO IDEA what you are talking about. Maybe some beef on weck, though. It's my specialty. But you haven't addressed my concerns. I'm losing sleep over your regression into ennui-steeped crankitude. Are you in a 12 step program? You kinda seem like someone in the early stages of "recovery"...all cynical and bunged up. Lighten up, skippy! I need some laughs and no one used to be able to deliver like Ye Olde SBenois. | ||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 1218 Registered: 5-2001  |
I humbly leap into the breach. Or else maybe eyespy? | ||
| LibraryLady(ncjanow) Citizen Username: Librarylady Post Number: 1304 Registered: 5-2001  |
Sben my boy, how about if I promise to make a delgious matzoh charlotte for Passover? Would that lighten your mood??? Nancy Chiller Janow On a coffee break..or something like it. |
