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Theresa Lannino
Citizen Username: Theresa
Post Number: 1 Registered: 5-2003
| Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 11:55 am: |    |
I just refinanced my mortgage for free! This mortgage broker has very low rates, and I did not pay any closing costs-- Call me or e-mail me for more info. 973- 768- 8521. E-mail: vze4psz9 |
   
#9Dream
Citizen Username: 9dream
Post Number: 354 Registered: 12-2002

| Posted on Monday, June 2, 2003 - 4:03 pm: |    |
{sniff sniff} I smell SPAM.... Free AND low rates. Uh-huh. I'd think one would make the other impossible, but whatever.... |
   
Tom Reingold
Citizen Username: Noglider
Post Number: 151 Registered: 1-2003

| Posted on Monday, June 9, 2003 - 1:09 pm: |    |
It looked like spam to me. |
   
duncanrogers
Real Name Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 507 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 7:33 pm: |    |
what was your first clue..that it was its first post.
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spw784
Citizen Username: Spw784
Post Number: 326 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 4:37 am: |    |
yes, and that the email address is incomplete! |
   
#9Dream
Citizen Username: 9dream
Post Number: 376 Registered: 12-2002

| Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 9:24 am: |    |
Mr. Bun: Morning. Waitress: Morning. Mr. Bun: Well, what you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam. Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam. Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it. Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam! Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it. Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it? Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Ech! Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam! Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again) Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off. Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam? Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
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