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     sbenois Supporter Username: Sbenois Post Number: 13743 Registered: 10-2001  |
Sbenois Arabian Horse Breeders, Maplewood's leadingest arabian horse breeding venture, is currently looking for a new director. Job Requirements: Candidates must have 10+ years experience with Arabian Horses including: 1) watching 2) petting 3) occaisional singing of lullabies to them. 3+ years of Emergency Management & "Planning": we're looking for people who can take care of the horses in a disaster. In other words, if we get a bad storm around these here parts, the director must be able to simultaneously chew gum and implement a plan to get the horses to their barns quickly. The plan must include ensuring that adequate food, water and medicine are on hand to keep the horses safe until the flood waters recede into our local storm drains. Clothing is not an issue. "Legal" background a plus. | ||
| Just The Aunt Supporter Username: Auntof13 Post Number: 2360 Registered: 1-2004  |
 Do donkeys count? LOL (hoping you aren't serious) | ||
| AntoninaKC Citizen Username: Antoninakc Post Number: 93 Registered: 5-2005  |
wow, sbenois- you have more posts than anyone I have seen! |
