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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 441
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 4:18 pm: |     |
Mr John Pogany,
After posting on the "any beer drinkers" thread I spoke to your wife. We discussed the idea of having you do a guest bartending gig on Saturday night. I think this is a great idea. I know many people who would love to be there and join in the celebration. Personally I think you would have trouble getting an order of Sprite right, but others seem to have more confidence in you. Do you accept this challenge?
I will see you on Saturday night for a nice long island iced tea. |
Pizzaz
Supporter
Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 2175
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 4:24 pm: | |
Very funny. You and I will talk.  |
Parkingsux
Citizen
Username: Parkingsux
Post Number: 22
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 4:24 pm: | |
Do you know how to make surfer on acid? |
Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 149
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 4:28 pm: | |
What time will you be starting on saturday Pizzaz? |
Parkingsux
Citizen
Username: Parkingsux
Post Number: 23
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 4:32 pm: | |
I'll be here all night until i get flagged? Line up the GUINESS.. BRILLIANT! |
Deacon Blues
Citizen
Username: Deacon_blues
Post Number: 40
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:00 pm: | |
I can't wait to proposition you for some "sex on the beach"! |
Deacon Blues
Citizen
Username: Deacon_blues
Post Number: 41
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:13 pm: | |
Pizzaz, one question. Will you serve SODA? |
Parkingsux
Citizen
Username: Parkingsux
Post Number: 24
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:20 pm: | |
Step up to the plate "husband of the owner"....you SCUUURRRED? Come on.....YOU DO IT ALL!!!!! |
Pizzaz
Supporter
Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 2179
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:21 pm: | |
I have a great answer for your drink, but better I stay in the ethereal.
Go in Peace. |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 442
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:35 pm: | |
I'll take that as a yes. I will see you on saturday. |
Pizzaz
Supporter
Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 2180
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:48 pm: | |
Really, how hard could mixing a radler be? |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 443
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 5:53 pm: | |
I don't know, I guess you will find out on saturday. |
GlassJoe
Citizen
Username: Glass_joe
Post Number: 35
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 4:43 pm: | |
Pizzaz was pouring the beer
the crowd began to cheer.
Dave got all lippy
And Mcheese is a hippy,
You can smell him on Trenchard from Spier.
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SouthOrangeNanny
Citizen
Username: Sonanny
Post Number: 75
Registered: 3-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 10:05 am: | |
I AM SOOOOOOO THERE! |
Lucy
Supporter
Username: Lucy
Post Number: 175
Registered: 5-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 - 11:55 am: | |
This might be more fun than the dunk the trustees at the SHU recreation event! |
Parkingsux
Citizen
Username: Parkingsux
Post Number: 36
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 2:51 pm: | |
Any bar jokes? Here's one:
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past:
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
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Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 1908
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 - 10:47 pm: | |
This is going to be too funny!
Deacon - No soda!  |
buzzsaw
Citizen
Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 2393
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 1:21 pm: | |
A guy wallks into a bar and orders a 7-up. The bartender says, "7-up? I've seen you drink 12 beers and still be fine. What's wrong?"
Guy says,"I had so many beers last night I blew chunks."
bartender says,"oh that happens to everyone - don't worry about it"
Guy says, "you don't understand - chunks is my dog" |
Parkingsux
Citizen
Username: Parkingsux
Post Number: 61
Registered: 6-2005
| | Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 4:32 pm: | |
Check out this rolling bar....
 |
Earlster
Supporter
Username: Earlster
Post Number: 1230
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, July 29, 2005 - 5:13 pm: | |
I like it, but who is the dedicated driver here? Do the peddlers count as drivers, too when pulled over? |
Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 447
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 12:55 pm: | |
From what I understand John will be behind the bar tonight from about 6 to 10. So everyone has plenty of time to go in and watch him struggle to make your drink, or just go in to laugh at him. Anyway, it should be fun. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 2158
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 6:46 pm: | |
I think they generally call this false advertising! |
Just The Aunt
Supporter
Username: Auntof13
Post Number: 1929
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 7:20 pm: | |
Bets
I take it you're there with the wireless laptop? No John behind the bar? Guess my cold and I will stay home and watch Big Brother. I thought I'd have an excuse to get out of putting virus software on my sister's computer. |
bets
Supporter
Username: Bets
Post Number: 2159
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2005 - 7:41 pm: | |
I called him to protest so he is down here now. He has poured at least 3 beers and a Guiness. I think he's exhausted now, though. |
SouthOrangeNanny
Citizen
Username: Sonanny
Post Number: 85
Registered: 3-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, July 31, 2005 - 8:47 pm: | |
i went and got my beer from Mr Pogany..it was cold and in a mug just the way i like it..but....after i ordered my bar pie he quit! what's up with that??? but i have to say i love mr Pogany as my bartender...he looked great and served my beer cold...thanks |
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