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     stefano Citizen Username: Stefano Post Number: 330 Registered: 2-2002  |
http://www.fuse-net.org/images/mentos.swf | ||
| woodstock Citizen Username: Woodstock Post Number: 241 Registered: 9-2002  |
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of 6 Models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the New Jersey Market : Livingston Barbie- This princess Barbie is only sold at the Short Hills Mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole 4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of Kate Spade handbags and a Mercedes-Benz stretch limo. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken. Newark! Barbie- This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows. Hoboken Barbie- This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, which cruises until 2:00 am. Caldwell Barbie- This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. PLUS....Belmar - Seaside Barbie: This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving, Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear "white" pumps and walk on the boardwalk without your heel falling between the boards while you chase your Italian gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark colored lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly nude color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and Springsteen CD's, Big can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 9 pre-paid tanning sessions, mirrored heart key-chain (won on the boardwalk) engraved with your Italian boyfriend's name. Waiting For The Electrician, Or Someone Like Him | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 184 Registered: 5-2001 |
Bob Dylan's Set List From Last Night: Big Sky, Montana Meadow Village Pavilion July 16, 2003 1.Maggie's Farm 2.Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You 3.Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum 4.Just Like A Woman 5.Things Have Changed 6.Watching The River Flow 7.It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) (acoustic) 8.It Ain't Me, Babe (acoustic) 9.Dignity 10.Drifter's Escape 11.Make You Feel My Love 12.Honest With Me 13.Bye And Bye 14.Summer Days (encore) 15.Like A Rolling Stone 16.All Along The Watchtower | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 618 Registered: 5-2001  |
Speaking of bamboo, did you know that bamboo is technically a type of grass? And the tallest kinds can reach over 100 feet tall? Try mowing THAT. | ||
| ml1 Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 1113 Registered: 5-2002  |
this isn't drift -- it's thread whiplash | ||
| Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 1822 Registered: 5-2001  |
Clearly, this thread is another indication of the tragically liberal bent of MOL. After much soul-searching, I have decided that I can no longer not continue to post here. | ||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 1296 Registered: 5-2001  |
Around 1982 I was shopping in a small clothing store on Columbus Avenue when Liza Minelli came into the same store. We were the only ones trying on clothes. SHe tried on a terrible looking pink fringe ugly dress and looked at herself in the mirror. SHe asked me "Do you like?" and I said "It's fabulous." She bought the dress. | ||
| wharfrat Citizen Username: Wharfrat Post Number: 772 Registered: 6-2001 |
AT 908 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM 13 MILES WEST OF CALCIUM...OR ABOUT 11 MILES NORTHWEST OF WATERTOWN...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 20 MPH. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 185 Registered: 5-2001 |
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. | ||
| doublea Citizen Username: Doublea Post Number: 221 Registered: 3-2003 |
In 1970, when I was working and living in Pittsburgh, I was in New York on business. My father, who also lived in Pa.,was in N.Y. One evening I got on the hotel elevator and looked up, and looked up, and looked up and said "are you Cassius Clay." The very tall gentlemen said "Muhammed Ali." I told Muhammed that I was meeting my father down in the lobby and asked if he would help me play a joke. When we got off the elevator in the lobby I went over to my father and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet a good friend of mine, Muhammed Ali." They shook hands and my father asked "do you really know him?" I said yes and then we laughed about it afterwards. What a gentleman and a real champ. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 186 Registered: 5-2001 |
www.guidonj.com | ||
| lseltzer Citizen Username: Lseltzer Post Number: 1643 Registered: 5-2001 |
Just open up the cans and let the latex paint dry out and throw them out with the regular trash. Throwing in some kitty litter helps them to dry out quickly. Oil paints must be disposed in the annual Essex County Hazardous Waste Picnic and Fair on Bloomfield Ave. | ||
| lseltzer Citizen Username: Lseltzer Post Number: 1644 Registered: 5-2001 |
Sorry for staying on topic. I grew up with and wanted to date Belmar - Seaside Barbie, but she wouldn't even talk to me. | ||
| duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 603 Registered: 12-2001  |
How many dimples on a golf ball you ask?? The most common total is 336 | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 1052 Registered: 5-2001 |
Thursdays | ||
| Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 1823 Registered: 5-2001 |
About thirty minutes, if it's not rush hour. | ||
| Hank Zona Citizen Username: Hankzona Post Number: 661 Registered: 3-2002 |
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| ml1 Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 1116 Registered: 5-2002 |
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| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 188 Registered: 5-2001 |
Maybe I'm just drunk, but I want you all to know that I love each and everyone of you. I'd like to make a toast...... | ||
| woodstock Citizen Username: Woodstock Post Number: 246 Registered: 9-2002 |
Our top story tonight... GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO is valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead. Waiting For The Electrician, Or Someone Like Him |
