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     alia Citizen Username: Alia Post Number: 116 Registered: 5-2001 |
I went to a wedding last week, and the rabbi said she could "Talking with Dana, I can literally see in her eyes how much she loves Steven." Literally? | |||
| alia Citizen Username: Alia Post Number: 117 Registered: 5-2001 |
Seriously, literally? | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 190 Registered: 5-2001 |
http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html | |||
| woodstock Citizen Username: Woodstock Post Number: 247 Registered: 9-2002  |
ok, apologies for not drifting... perhaps "I love you Stephen" was tatooed on her retina. Don't alugh. Mark my words. Someday it will happen. I said it first. Waiting For The Electrician, Or Someone Like Him | |||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 1302 Registered: 5-2001  |
speaking of alughs, I'm soooo tired today - one hour sleep is NOT what the doctor ordered. By the way, liquid Tide h.e. (high efficiency) smells good. A man needs a maid? Does that mean Man as in mankind or just men? Ha? Wha? Someone please come do my laundry. | |||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 1041 Registered: 5-2001  |
Where's Eyespy when you need him? --The Oracle of MOL BTW: Here's Soda's confiscated ID Photo...  | |||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 1305 Registered: 5-2001 |
Is that egg on his face? Or, oh my god, I think that is an egg in his left eye socket. | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 191 Registered: 5-2001 |
But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him...if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one who will break the peace we have made here today. | |||
| 1-2many Citizen Username: Wbg69 Post Number: 165 Registered: 6-2002 |
many of the posts here are obviously rascist | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 192 Registered: 5-2001 |
That is very true. I am not sure why McDonalds stopped using the "fry guys". If you look at the old McDonald's spokespeople, most of them are stealing things. The grimmace stole your shake, the fry guys stole your fries, the hamburgler stole your hamburgers. That burger dressed as a cop must have been busy. | |||
| bobk Supporter Username: Bobk Post Number: 3228 Registered: 5-2001 |
Is it true that 6% of the people born in the Pine Barrens have six toes? | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 193 Registered: 5-2001 |
Jimmy Sköld, a car salesman from Oljunga, Sweden, swallowed whole seven cooked sausages (frankfurters) in one minute on the set of Guinness World Records: Primetime. Each sausage measured a minimum of 16 cm (6.29 in) long and 1.75 cm (0.68 in) in diameter, making a grand total length of 1.16 m (45.5 in) of sausage! "I don't gag," explained Jimmy when asked to reveal the secret of his unusual swallowing skill. "To be frank, you shouldn't try this at home unless you can control your gag reflex." Indeed, it all started as a gag for Jimmy, who would swallow whole frankfurters as a party trick. But he soon sniffed out success in 2001 as a Guinness World Record holder, swallowing six sausages - without biting or chewing - on the set of Guinness Rekord TV, Sweden. Later the same year he broke his record on Primetime, sucking down seven sausages in a minute - three of them in just 10 seconds! | |||
| #9Dream Citizen Username: 9dream Post Number: 482 Registered: 12-2002  |
42 | |||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 1053 Registered: 5-2001 |
-> 6 Models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls -> The most common total is 336 -> 42 -> 6% of the people born in the Pine Barrens have six toes -> About thirty minutes all from posts on this thread, and all involving numbers divisible by six, well-known as the devil's number. Is this more than a coincidence? Or is there something a just a little more evil afoot? | |||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 1803 Registered: 5-2001  |
I have rabies! | |||
| Joan Citizen Username: Joancrystal Post Number: 1771 Registered: 5-2001 |
How many goldfish can you fit in a phone booth? | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 194 Registered: 5-2001 |
Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose | |||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 1054 Registered: 5-2001 |
Joan: 666 | |||
| ml1 Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 1119 Registered: 5-2002  |
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| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 1043 Registered: 5-2001 |
Fickle Finger: Soda used to be a real hard-boiled character, but since the his unfortunate recreational experience with Slivovitz, he just sort of cracked up. Nonetheless, despite the fact that he's now just a shell of his former self, if I catch him in the act of deseggcrating my cave, he's gonna fry. --The Oracle of MOL BTW: If he's been poaching on your property, you have my blessing to scramble the local fuzz, and creme him. Too bad it's come to this, but there's just no sunny side to this guy's crimewave, and I doubt that it'll be over easily. I used to think he was a good egg, but he's turned out to be a regular Benedict Arnold. |
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