| Author | Message | ||
     buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 199 Registered: 5-2001 |
Some Internet industry experts say the decision is artificial and doesn't reflect reality. | ||
| jab Citizen Username: Jab Post Number: 84 Registered: 3-2003 |
The rake man was out again last night -- in complete darkness. I stared out the window to see where he was, but I couldn't see a thing. But that incessant scratching of a rake against pavement ... scritch, scratch, scritch, scratch ... and then the sound of a motor as he gets into his car to drive away. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 201 Registered: 5-2001 |
evermore....evermore | ||
| Joan Citizen Username: Joancrystal Post Number: 1775 Registered: 5-2001 |
Pureed goldfish are no longer fish just oily /slimy liquid which would clog the phone in the booth, assuming there was STILL a phone in the booth. However, the Goldfish could have been those small cheese crackers in which case several million of them could fit in a standard size phone booth, especially if the phone had been removed. | ||
| Dave Ross Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 4882 Registered: 5-2001  |
No, a 72dpi web resolution graphic is not adequate for offset lithographic printing. You will have to supply the logo as an EPS file or a 300dpi resolution TIFF file. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 204 Registered: 5-2001 |
do do. dododododo. do do. dododododo. I dream of Jeanie. | ||
| doublea Citizen Username: Doublea Post Number: 233 Registered: 3-2003 |
The loud noise of a weed whacker or lawn mower is an aphrodisiac to alligators in Florida. They're really turned on at a space shuttle launch. | ||
| duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 614 Registered: 12-2001  |
In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than one hundred years before either moon was discovered. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 205 Registered: 5-2001 |
many of today's top artists can be found here: http://www.io.com/~dork/records/main.html | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 623 Registered: 5-2001  |
Yes, but three words that cannot be rhymed are colors: silver, orange, and purple. And the longest monosyllabic word in the English language is "screeched". | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 206 Registered: 5-2001 |
George Washington was known to carry around a 6 and a half foot cot. | ||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 1046 Registered: 5-2001  |
LATE-BREAKING SEMI-FACTUAL NEWS: Uday & Cusay are istoryhay. More semi-facts: *Bets, Washashore, Deepthroat, and many dozens of other rude, truth-mangling character assassins and smear mongerers -- whose continued MOL posts are inexplicably allowed at the sole pleasure (?)of Saint Dave Ross (blessed be he) shall all burn in Internet Hell for their baseless sour-graping and malicious inferences. *Bets, a known thespian, is preggers! She's not showing yet, but reliable sources at the BBC have confirmed that she's having Eyespy's baby. *Ed Matthews' real name is Ed Matthews. *Trustee Rosner doesn't know how to change gears on his mountain bike. *The South Orange Grill hasn't grilled anything yet, entirely due to municipal ineptitude. *If Cold Stone Creamery doesn't open for business by Labor Day, it'll be Stone Cold Dead. *People who go around smelling puddles should be locked up. *Deadwhitemale is neither Dead, White, nor Male. --The Oracle of MOL BTW: Prove any of the above semi-facts either true or false, and you'll be awarded a free year-long subscription to whatever semi-professional productions Seton Hall mounts at SOPAC the year it opens. | ||
| Pierce Butler Citizen Username: Pierce_butler Post Number: 22 Registered: 6-2003 |
Stan Musial got exactly 1,815 hits at home and 1,815 hits on the road during his career. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 207 Registered: 5-2001 |
Where is eyespy? | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 208 Registered: 5-2001 |
Where is eyespy? and what in the name of all that is groovy is a file locking error? ? | ||
| Barbara Citizen Username: Blh Post Number: 177 Registered: 5-2001 |
What about this weather! Did you see that hail? Special Weather Statement - SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ESSEX COUNTY VALID FROM TUE JUL 22 2003 04:11 PM EDT UNTIL TUE JUL 22 2003 10:00 PM EDT. SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE UPTON NY 407 PM EDT TUE JUL 22 2003 ...PERIODS OF HEAVY RAIN POSSIBLE THROUGH WEDNESDAY... A COLD FRONT APPROACHING FROM THE WEST WILL STALL OUT ALONG THE APPALACHIANS TONIGHT. IT WILL REMAIN IN THIS GENERAL AREA DURING WEDNESDAY THEN BEGIN TO MOVE EASTWARD WEDNESDAY EVENING. THE FRONT IS NOT EXPECTED TO MOVE OFFSHORE UNTIL FRIDAY. IN RESPONSE TO THIS... WE CAN EXPECT SOME LOCALLY HEAVY RAINS AT TIMES THROUGH WEDNESDAY AT LEAST. RIVERS AND STREAMS IN OUR REGION SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE HEAVY RAINS AND THEREFORE REMAIN WITHIN THEIR BANKS. HOWEVER...SOME OF THE MORE FLASHY STREAMS MAY COME CLOSE TO BANKFULL SO RESIDENTS ALONG THESE TYPE OF STREAMS SHOULD PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. THE LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN WILL CAUSE CONSIDERABLE PONDING OF WATER ON OUR AREA ROADWAYS. AS SUCH...MOTORIST WILL NEED TO EXERCISE APPROPRIATE CAUTION. FLOODING OF POOR DRAINAGE IS ALSO A STRONG POSSIBILITY. River Flood Statement - FLOOD STATEMENT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ESSEX VALID FROM TUE JUL 22 2003 03:54 PM EDT UNTIL TUE JUL 22 2003 06:45 PM EDT. FLOOD STATEMENT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE UPTON NY 354 PM EDT TUE JUL 22 2003 ...MINOR FLOODING IS OCCURRING OR EXPECTED TO OCCUR IN BERGEN...ESSEX...HUDSON...UNION...PUTNAM...ROCKLAND...BRONX...NEW YORK...KINGS...RICHMOND...NASSAU...QUEENS...FAIRFIELD...MIDDLESEX... NEW HAVEN...PASSAIC...WESTCHESTER AND SUFFOLK COUNTIES... DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED HEAVY RAIN WAS FALLING ACROSS MUCH OF THE AREA...AND WILL RESULT IN MINOR FLOODING. DOPPLER RADAR SHOWED VERY HEAVY RAINS MOVING INTO THE AREA. DUE TO THE RECENT RAINFALL...EXPECT MINOR FLOODING TO BEGIN SHORTLY AS THE RAINS MOVE IN. AMOUNTS OF UP TO 1 TO 1 1/2 INCHES PER HOUR ARE EXPECTED IN SOME CLUSTERS OF STORMS. CLUSTERS OF SHOWERS AND STORMS WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THE DAY RESULTING IN MINOR FLOODING ACROSS MUCH OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED AREA. MINOR FLOODING MEANS THAT ALTHOUGH STREAMS AND CREEKS MAY RISE OUT OF THEIR BANKS...PROPERTY DAMAGE WILL BE MINIMAL. INCONVENIENCES CAN BE EXPECTED BUT THE FLOODING WILL NOT BE IMMEDIATELY LIFE THREATENING. BE PREPARED TO TAKE ACTION IF THE FLOODING THREAT INCREASES OR A WARNING IS ISSUED. Severe Thunderstorm Warning - SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ESSEX VALID FROM TUE JUL 22 2003 04:04 PM EDT UNTIL TUE JUL 22 2003 04:45 PM EDT. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE UPTON NY 405 PM EDT TUE JUL 22 2003 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN UPTON NY HAS ISSUED A * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... ESSEX COUNTY IN NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY CENTRAL UNION COUNTY IN NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY * UNTIL 445 PM EDT * AT 405 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS FROM CALDWELL TO 5 MILES WEST OF CLARK...MOVING EAST AT 20 MPH. * SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WILL BE NEAR... CLARK AROUND 410 PM UNION AND ORANGE AROUND 415 PM LINDEN AROUND 420 PM SOME OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE FAIRFIELD. IF SEVERE WEATHER APPROACHES YOUR AREA...GO INSIDE A STURDY SHELTER. REMEMBER...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAN PRODUCE DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 55 MPH...LARGE DAMAGING HAIL...DEADLY LIGHTNING...AND VERY HEAVY RAIN. Severe Thunderstorm Watch - AREAL OUTLINE FOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH NUMBER 799 HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ESSEX VALID FROM TUE JUL 22 2003 03:24 PM EDT UNTIL TUE JUL 22 2003 08:00 PM EDT. IN NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY THIS WATCH INCLUDES 5 COUNTIES... HUDSON...BERGEN...ESSEX...UNION AND PASSAIC | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 210 Registered: 5-2001 |
that is all rubbish. clap trap from some kinda talking lunch box that thinks it can vote. | ||
| Dr. Strangelove Citizen Username: Dr_strangelove Post Number: 14 Registered: 3-2003  |
IGLOO I thought that I would make this week's word IGLOO. It is a nice wee word that can make people say "what?". All you have to do is go up to the person of your choice, and say: " I live in an igloo". | ||
| Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 1839 Registered: 5-2001  |
Speaking of ice walls, there's a great comic book store on Broad Street in Newark called "Fortress of Solitude". | ||
| duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 617 Registered: 12-2001 |
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. |
