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     Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 1960 Registered: 5-2001  |
Speaking of Signs of the End of the World:  | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1033 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| REBORN STRAW Citizen Username: Strawberry Post Number: 965 Registered: 10-2001 |
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| ajc Citizen Username: Ajc Post Number: 1777 Registered: 9-2001 |
Hey, nice legs... | ||
| duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 684 Registered: 12-2001  |
HEY STRAW I did not, REPEAT, did not give you permission to post my photo out here. For god's sake man, is nothing sacred | ||
| ajc Citizen Username: Ajc Post Number: 1789 Registered: 9-2001 |
Talk about heavy weights...  ___________________________________________________________________ Waiting for an all-day Jitney, giving children, seniors, and non-drivers more mobility... | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1037 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| OK, it's Straw Man Citizen Username: Strawberry Post Number: 977 Registered: 10-2001 |
I'll be at the pub tonight. Guess who I am and win $5.00 dollars. | ||
| Dave Ross Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 5053 Registered: 5-2001  |
Dang!! maybe next time | ||
| Andrew Zorn Citizen Username: Andrewzorn Post Number: 133 Registered: 1-2002 |
Salsafy - It ranks as one of the most salubrious of culinary vegetables, being antibilious, cooling, deobstruent, and slightly aperient; but although it is deservedly esteemed as an esculent, it is nevertheless decidedly inferior to Scorzonera in properties, nor does it keep so well when taken out of the ground, as it soon becomes hardened, insipid, and difficult to cook properly | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1041 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| shestheone Citizen Username: Shestheone Post Number: 34 Registered: 5-2003 |
is that house still standing? | ||
| ml1 Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 1223 Registered: 5-2002  |
it looks like Dr. Kevin Muench's office. | ||
| Elizabeth Citizen Username: Elizabeth Post Number: 229 Registered: 7-2002 |
http://www.qnet.com/%7Epontius/smile/smilelmp_1%5B1%5D.htm | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1045 Registered: 5-2001 |
ONE PIECE AT A TIME Well I left Kentucky back in 49. And I went to Detroit workin on an assembly line The first year they had me puttin wheels on Caddillacs Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by and sometimes id hang my head and cry Cause i always wanted me one that was long and black. One day I devised myself a plan that should be the envy of most any man Id sneak it out of there in a lunch box in my hand Now, gettin caught meant gettin fired But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired And I'd have me a car worth at least a hundered grand (CHORUS) I'd get it one piece at a time And it wouldnt cost me a dime You'll know it's me whe I come throught your town I'm gonna ride around in style I'm gonna drive everybody wild Cause I'll have the only one ther is around So the very next day when I punched in With my big lunch box and with help from my friends I left that day with a lunch box full of gears I've never considered myself a thief But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece Especially if I strung it out over several years The first day I got me a fuel pump And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk Then i got me a transmission and all the chrome The little things I could get in my big lunch box Like nuts and bolts and all 4 shocks But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddies mobile home Now, up to now, my plan went all right Till we tried to put it all together one night And thats when we noticed that somethin was definitely wrong The transmission was a 53 And the motor turned out to be a 73 And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone So we drilled it out so that it would fit And with a little bit of help from an adapter kit We had that engine runnin just like a song Now the headlights they was another sight We had 2 on the left and one on the right But when we pulled out the switch all three of em come on The back end looked kinda funny too But we put it together and when we got through Well thats when we noticed that we only had one tail fin About that time my wife walked out And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin." So we drove up town just to get the tags And I headed right on down main drag And I could hear everybody laughing for blocks around But up there at the court house they didn't laugh Cause to type it up it took the whole staff And when they got through the title weighed 60 pounds (CHORUS) Uh,yeah,Red-rider,this is the Cottonmouth in the sycho-billy-Cadillac,come on This is the Cottonmouth and negatory on the cost on this machine here Red-rider You might say I right up to the factory and picked it up, it was chaper that way What model is it? It's a 49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59 automobile It's a 60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70 automobile | ||
| eliz Citizen Username: Eliz Post Number: 585 Registered: 5-2001 |
http://www.stealthdisco.com  | ||
| Dave Ross Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 5165 Registered: 5-2001 |
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 1961 Registered: 5-2001  |
Dave, That was so cool. I had no problems reading it. There's nothing like being in a BAR! | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1046 Registered: 5-2001 |
wouldn't it be cool to drink hurricanes during a hurricane. I am going to try it. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 1966 Registered: 5-2001 |
Buzz, Waste not, want not! I was in the Bahamas years ago during a hurricane. We went outside with our drinks and the booze went flying right out of the glass! Talk about a drinking problem. Luckily, I was at all inclusive type place and I was refilled very quickly. There's nothing like being in a BAR! |
