How Real Men Bathe A Cat

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Author Message   Tom Reingold the prissy-pants Citizen Username: Noglider Post Number: 1469 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 5:18 pm:        How Real Men Bathe A Cat Scrub toilet and flush several times. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. Sit on lid -- cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Leap off toilet seat, dash out of bathroom and slam door securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up its rear end. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting. Tom Reingold There is nothing   emmie Citizen Username: Emmie Post Number: 200 Registered: 3-2002 Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 7:05 pm:        All my cats could use a real bath. I am very tempted here!   jeffl Citizen Username: Jeffl Post Number: 244 Registered: 8-2001 Posted on Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 9:25 am:        How Real Men Bathe a Cat: 1. Kill cat 2. Put in dishwasher.