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     duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 848 Registered: 12-2001  |
Mr. Bellllllllllllllvedeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr Come here boy.. I want you! www.freshwater-films.com | ||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 66 Registered: 8-2003  |
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| Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 2253 Registered: 5-2001  |
And now, News for Parrots: A man claims a woman wrongly adopted his lost parrot - and he can prove it if given a chance to question the bird in court. Loulou, an 11-year-old African gray parrot, flew out of David DeGroff's apartment on April 12 after a guest who wasn't wearing her glasses accidentally walked into the screen door leading to the balcony.Washington Post, October 6, 2003 | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1074 Registered: 5-2001 |
Frankie and Dean.  There is nothing like being. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 2035 Registered: 5-2001  |
Q. How can I change the color of my hydrangeas? Hydrangeas are fascinating in that, unlike most other plants, the color of their flowers can change dramatically. It would be nice if one could change the color of hydrangeas as easily as it changes in this little picture. See the colors change? Weeeeee!  But it is NOT easy. The people who have the most controll over the color of their hydrangeas are those who grow them in containers. It is much easier to control or alter the pH of the soil in a container than it is in the ground. On the other hand, hydrangeas often change color on their own when they are planted or transplanted. They are adjusting to the new environment. It is not unusual to see several different colors on one shrub the next year after planting. (They invariably shift toward the red end of the spectrum) It is much easier to change a hydrangea from pink to blue than it is from blue to pink. Changing a hydrangea from pink to blue entails adding aluminum to the soil. Changing from blue to pink means subtracting aluminum from the soil or taking it out of reach of the hydrangea. There's nothing like being in a BAR! | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1075 Registered: 5-2001 |
 There is nothing like being. | ||
| Dave Ross Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 5386 Registered: 5-2001  |
awww. how cute. | ||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 73 Registered: 8-2003 |
Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boit, Toe Boat, Too Boot, Toe Boat, Toy Boit, Toy Boit..... | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1078 Registered: 5-2001 |
 There is nothing like being. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1080 Registered: 5-2001 |
There is nothing like being. | ||
| vor Citizen Username: Vor Post Number: 49 Registered: 9-2003 |
Buzzsaw This should be on the "For Men Only" thread  | ||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 77 Registered: 8-2003 |
Our Commander-In-Chief....  | ||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 86 Registered: 8-2003 |
What did the duck say as he entered the brothel??? Put it on my bill....Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1089 Registered: 5-2001 |
 There is nothing like being. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1094 Registered: 5-2001  |
F Y I !!!!! The new album from 50 Cent's quartet G Unit, "Beg for Mercy," due November 18 on G Unit Records is arriving with a special bonus. The superstar rapper is offering fans the chance to win thousands of dollars worth of diamonds when they purchase the new set. Echoing recent promotional tactics utilized Obie Trice and Guided By Voices, four "golden tickets" will be inserted randomly within the first 1 million copies of "Beg for Mercy." Each winner will get a chain necklace with a diamond-encrusted G Unit medallion, valued at $12,500. "Everybody knows when I do something I got to do it bigger than anyone else out there," says 50 Cent in a statement. "I'm giving away 50 grand worth of diamonds and a chance to become part of my crew. The streets have been loyal and I just wanna show my appreciation and give a little something back." G Unit -- 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck and the incarcerated Tony Yayo -- is building steam for "Beg for Mercy" with first single "Stunt 101." The Denaun Porter-produced track was released to radio earlier this month and a video is in rotation at MTV and BET. There is. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 2132 Registered: 5-2001 |
Fitty cen ha bling bling!  | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1108 Registered: 5-2001 |
Listen to me. You are not Boris. I'm not Boris? You are not Boris. Repeat after me. Okay. You are Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht. You am Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht. No! No, no no no! YOU are Elmer J. Fudd. I am Elmer J. Fudd? Yes. You. Oh. You are a millionaire. I am a Millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht. You own a mansion and a yacht. I own a mansion and a yacht. I am Elmer J. Fudd. I am Elmer J. fudd. Millionaire. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I own a mansion and a yacht. Now repeat after me. Repeat after you. You are Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht. I am Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. You own my mansion and a yacht. There. Now go out there and kick some bunny butt! Where's mah whifle? There is. | ||
| Cliff Harris Citizen Username: Cowboy Post Number: 113 Registered: 9-2003 |
N E W D R I N K Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO." | ||
| bobk Supporter Username: Bobk Post Number: 3787 Registered: 5-2001 |
Cliff I think you should have posted this under The Leasons I learned the Hardway thread. | ||
| mellie Citizen Username: Mellie Post Number: 357 Registered: 4-2002 |
I like the joke by Michael Caine in Austin Powers. "I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck for hours." |
