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Grateful Straw
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1924
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 8:53 am: |     |
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1876
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want! WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999
and a drum roll............! .....
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono like a crazy-quilt stargown through a dream night wind.
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themp
Citizen
Username: Themp
Post Number: 508
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 11:58 am: | |
12. You're a @%&^ing jackass. |
DrFalomar
Citizen
Username: Drfalomar
Post Number: 148
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 12:07 pm: | |
If you are from Boston, the #1 answer would be:
Bucky @%&^ing Dent |
pmc
Citizen
Username: Pmc
Post Number: 10
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 9:01 pm: | |
or in Vic & Jerry's case:
What the @#$%@$ happened???? |
Sylad
Citizen
Username: Sylad
Post Number: 226
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 10:48 pm: | |
Mr. Berry, and I use that term with great respect. I've got to hand it to you this is very very funny.
I think that #5 should be #1. |
Ed May
Citizen
Username: Edmay
Post Number: 1958
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 12:33 am: | |
What the @#$%@$ !?
Ed May |
mfpark
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 201
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 9:41 am: | |
Strawberry:
@#$%@$ ! boring.
(sorry, couldn't resist) |
Grateful Straw
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1927
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 2:06 pm: | |
@#$% Mel Gibson
Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono like a crazy-quilt stargown through a dream night wind.
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algebra2
Citizen
Username: Algebra2
Post Number: 1624
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 2:28 pm: | |
Shut the @#$% up ! |
curb
Citizen
Username: Curb
Post Number: 378
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 3:09 pm: | |
As Red Sox fans opened the sports page today:
NOOOOOO, NOT THE @#$%ING YANKEES!!!! |
anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 981
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 3:22 pm: | |
Sports page nothing! Front page New York Times, above the fold! |
curb
Citizen
Username: Curb
Post Number: 379
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 3:31 pm: | |
The New York Times. Well @#$%ing excuse me! |
Sylad
Citizen
Username: Sylad
Post Number: 230
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 6:15 pm: | |
I am a Sox fan, I heard it on the radio yesterday and said @#$%ING Sox, I said it when they were trying to get A-ROd and the deal did not happen. I live for the the day when I will say @#$%ING Sox and be @#$%ING Happy and not @#$%ING upset. @#$%!!! |
Tom Reingold
Citizen
Username: Noglider
Post Number: 2143
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2004 - 7:55 am: | |
The word does have a special place in our language. English has prefixes and suffixes. A prefix is something you stick at the front of a word, such as "pre-" and a suffix is something you stick at the end of a word, such as "-wise". Other languages have infixes, which you stick in the middle of a word. f*cking is the only infix in English, as in "un-f*cking-believable" and so on.
Tom Reingold the prissy-pants
There is nothing
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Grateful Straw
Citizen
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 1930
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Monday, February 16, 2004 - 9:20 am: | |
That is one odd @#$%ING image you got there Reingold.
Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono like a crazy-quilt stargown through a dream night wind.
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dano
Citizen
Username: Dano
Post Number: 69
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 5:17 pm: | |
Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee
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CageyD
Citizen
Username: Cageyd
Post Number: 80
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:47 pm: | |
How about "There must be some *%&%! weapons of mass destruction somewhere in Iraq." |
greeneyes
Citizen
Username: Greeneyes
Post Number: 477
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 12:09 am: | |
dano
What the @#$$% was that?  |
bets
Citizen
Username: Bets
Post Number: 502
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 1:11 pm: | |
More lyrics from China Cat Sunflower, of course!  |
Hank Zona
Citizen
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 971
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:00 pm: | |
I didnt realize the "F" word meant "Flashbacks"  |
dano
Citizen
Username: Dano
Post Number: 70
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:28 pm: | |
Listen to the lyrics to Dark Star!!
You'll really say what the @%#$!!!!! |
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