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sbenois
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Username: Sbenois

Post Number: 10800
Registered: 10-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 8:15 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Sbenois Drug Emporium, in conjunction with (who else?) Dr. Stefano Pharmaceuticals, is pleased to announce that we have acquired the rights from Mr. George Steinbrenner to open MLB's hottest, highest and coolest new concession stand: The Sbenois Gourmet 'Roid Fest.

Feeling like 5 home runs a year isn't going to get you that big contract you're looking for? Why not bulk up with a special cocktail made just for you! The Goodly Doctor promises that the big bucks will be rolling in shortly when you hit 45 dingers by May!!!

Why Yankee Stadium Sbenois? Why open it there?

That's a silly question. Two of our best customers work there, Mr. Gary Sheffield and Mr. Jason Giam-bam-biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiino.

Prediction: if the allegations are true, these two along with Mr. Personality, Barry Bonds, will be suspended for the entire year for bringing shame to the game and for destroying baseball's long cherished history of record keeping.

Can A-Rod play first base?


---> Brought to you by Sbenois Engineering LLC <-
Let's Go Royals
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Duncan
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Username: Duncanrogers

Post Number: 1608
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 9:09 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


quote:

Can A-Rod play first base?




Nope, but neither can Piazza but that aint stopping him.
Alls Well That Ends Well. Playing through March 7. info at http://www.hometown.aol.com/theatr1010/
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Redsox
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Username: Redsox

Post Number: 426
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 1:27 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

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Duncan
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Username: Duncanrogers

Post Number: 1612
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 1:47 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

good lord Sox.. thats infantile
Alls Well That Ends Well. Playing through March 7. info at http://www.hometown.aol.com/theatr1010/
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Marc
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Username: Bautisma

Post Number: 135
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 2:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

he wouldn't be posting pictures like that if his owner didn't drop the ball and traded for arod
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Hank Zona
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Username: Hankzona

Post Number: 980
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 3:49 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

he cant help it..they teach 'em young in the Red Sux Nation
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Duncan
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Username: Duncanrogers

Post Number: 1615
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 4:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

man that is a depressing picture.

Alls Well That Ends Well. Playing through March 7. info at http://www.hometown.aol.com/theatr1010/
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bobk
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Username: Bobk

Post Number: 4853
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 6:45 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The Yanks are no longer "The Bronx Bombers", they are now known as "The Miracle of Modern Chemistry".

:-)
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Marc
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Username: Bautisma

Post Number: 136
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 9:52 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

i'm sure that piazza would pass all his drug tests as would todd hundley when he was a met
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Redsox
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Username: Redsox

Post Number: 427
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 10:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

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parkbench87
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Username: Parkbench87

Post Number: 371
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 12:45 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Red Sox,

I am a Met Fan and have a healthy dislike for the Yankees and what they represent. That being said you are not going to see me waste my time obsessing over the Yankees or wearing paraphenelia containing obscenities about the Yankees.

All of this takes away rooting for my team and indicates the existence of an inferiority complex.
Stop using prejudice and obscenities to make yourself feel better.

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Redsox
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Username: Redsox

Post Number: 429
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Parkbench87,

dave doesn't allow obscenities......

redsox nation is inclusive, prejudice within the nation is not allowed........

this is the year

next year is now

let's go sox

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