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deborahg
Citizen
Username: Deborahg
Post Number: 355
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 1, 2002 - 11:23 pm: |     |
I couldn't resist passing these on.
You know you're trailer-trash when:
1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3.---You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night.
5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20.---Your front porch collapses and more than five dogs die.
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cfa
Citizen
Username: Cfa
Post Number: 622
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 2, 2002 - 9:18 am: | |
That was hysterical!  |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 1253
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 2, 2002 - 9:40 am: | |
OK-
You know you've got an inner trailer-child screaming to get out when:
You plant plastic flowers in a milk crate on the front steps & think they look purty.
Your serving platters for fancy dinner parties come from Tupperware.
You think the sheet hanging in your window looks good.
You show up uninvited at the neighbors, carrying your own plate, in the middle of their dinner time.
Your kids tell you that they learn just as much from Ricki Lake as they do in school...and you agree.
The food you serve at a party is leftover from an office meeting 3 days ago.
Your idea of landscaping involves stockade fencing and concertina wire.
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ml1
Citizen
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 164
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 2, 2002 - 10:03 am: | |
Somewhere Jeff Foxworthy is readying a lawsuit...
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