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Noah
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 1746
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 11:20 am: |     |
Seeking two (2) of various animals, with food for voyage of over forty (40) days and nights. One (1) male and one (1) female of each required.
Already have dogs, cats, raccoons, squirrels, carpenter ants, mice, gophers, and more than enough deer.
Please respond ASAP as it looks like we're going to be casting off this weekend.
Contact Noah@Genesis.God
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ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 1504
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 11:33 am: | |
Thanks Noah... Will you take two of my neighbors with you?  |
jfburch
Citizen
Username: Jfburch
Post Number: 612
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 11:48 am: | |
I've got a toddler and a preschooler you can have. |
Chris Dickson
Citizen
Username: Ironman
Post Number: 633
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 2:53 pm: | |
No unicorns? Green alligators? Long neck geese? Humpy back camels? Chimpanzees?
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duncanrogers
Citizen
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 538
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 4:08 pm: | |
Cats and rats and elephants but Lord Im so furlorn.
I just don't see no unicorns |
Soda
Citizen
Username: Soda
Post Number: 1019
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 20, 2003 - 10:26 am: | |
Travel Advisory
The NTSB has issued a regional warning regarding non-essential water travel this weekend:
"Despite significant rainfall elsewhere during the month of June, approaches to Mount Ararat remain extremely dry, therefor passable only by land or air; NTSB-approved coveyances include dromedary, pachyderm, and giant roc."
--The Oracle of MOL
BTW: As Mssrs. tjohn & berkeley will no doubt attest, lapstrake hulls measuring no less than 140X60X45 cubits are the only way to go for this application.
...And in case you've carelessly misplaced your cubit-measuring tape, don't panic. Either foot or metric measurements will suffice, provided that your calculations are done in base-8, which, of course, is just like base-10 if you're missing two fingers.
You're welcome. Glad to be of help. |
duncanrogers
Citizen
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 542
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 20, 2003 - 12:08 pm: | |
Soda.. I grew up on that album. Used to use this as an audition piece, back when I sang at auditions.
You can't take three from two
Two is less than three
So you look at the four in the eights place
Now that's really four eights
So you make it three eights
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add them to the two
And you get one-two base eight
Which is ten base ten
And you take away three, that's seven
OK? |
nan
Citizen
Username: Nan
Post Number: 858
Registered: 2-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 12:06 pm: | |
All I have is one dog. What if he eats two North Terrace cats and goes along as "carry-on luggage?" Would that be pushing it?
I know you said you have cats, but North Terrace cats are a separate species. |
Nohero
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 1759
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 2:36 pm: | |
North Terrace cats will just go after the other animals.
We have enough cats. However, maybe you could help us find a pair of dancing bears?
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nan
Citizen
Username: Nan
Post Number: 859
Registered: 2-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 3:13 pm: | |
Sure, but personally I think you would be better off with the NT cats.
You sure you want to spend 40 days and 40 nights listening to the SAME six songs over and over and over? (Not to mention the hundreds of cds and massive living room sized speakers needed to hear the same six songs over and over.) But, what am I complaining about..
I'll start packing them up to send off now... |
Chris Dickson
Citizen
Username: Ironman
Post Number: 636
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 9:31 pm: | |
OK ... Here it is ... Let's CUT TO THE CHASE!
What're you're TOP TEN "Ark" Albums* ... Forty days. Forty nights. What are the discs you want with you ...
* This may be thread drift, but damn the torpedoes!
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tom
Citizen
Username: Tom
Post Number: 1001
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 10:20 pm: | |
"singing in the rain" soundtrack |
Nohero
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 1761
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 10:48 pm: | |
Thread drift is good - I have at least 10 Springsteen albums, can I just bring those?
(Not Born in the USA; I would be too disturbed by Dancing in the Dark)
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ml1
Citizen
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 1045
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 11:03 pm: | |
Chris,
Damn The Torpedoes was a fine album -- haven't listened to it in years though, 'cause I only have it on LP.
10 CDs I'd bring (no Bruce, since Nohero's got that covered):
Beatles For Sale
Stones -- Sticky Fingers
Smithereens -- 11
R.E.M. -- Automatic For The People
R.E.M. -- Eponymous
Stevie Ray Vaughn -- Couldn't Stand The Weather
Bob Marley -- Legend
Cake -- Comfort Eagle
Grateful Dead -- Europe '72
Buddy Holly's Greatest Hits
Am I invited, or do I and my discs get tossed overboard? |
musicme
Citizen
Username: Musicme
Post Number: 354
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 11:14 pm: | |
NOAH.....
yes lord?
I WANT YOU TO BUILD AN ARK, NOAH
yeah...right
I'M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS
cosby |
tom
Citizen
Username: Tom
Post Number: 1002
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 7:16 pm: | |
Here's the most willfully eclectic batch I can cook up without actually getting up and walking over to look ...
Beatles - Revolver
Bach - Goldberg Variations (Glenn Gould)
Miles Davis - Bitches Brew
Mahler - 5th Symphony (Solti/Chicago Symphony)
Stravinsky - Rite of Spring (Boulez/Cleveland Orchestra)
Dylan - Blood on the Tracks
Beethoven - 7th Symphony (Szell/Cleveland)
Messiaen - St. Francis of Assissi
ok, it's only 8. But the Messiaen is five hours long. |
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