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Nohero
Citizen
Username: Nohero
Post Number: 2072
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 9:36 am: |     |
The folks at www.wewantyoursoul.com (WWYS®) are kindly offering to set a price, and make an offer, for your soul. As they state on their home page: "You can receive a guaranteed CASH SUM for life, in exchange for an agreement that entitles WWYS® the rights to your soul from now until all eternity. "
They provide a handy calculator in order to fix a quote on the value of your soul. The price will be in British pounds, and one might consider the calculator to be slightly culturally biased.
(If anyone cares, I was quoted a price of 28,451 British pounds (or $45,157.43 American).) |
parkbench87
Citizen
Username: Parkbench87
Post Number: 310
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 9:48 am: | |
Your Soul is more worthy then mine. I only rate 26,482 pounds. Woe is me!!!!!!!!!! |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 122
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 10:00 am: | |
26,000+ wow I only rate 9661. I must have the express ticket to hell. |
C Bataille
Citizen
Username: Nakaille
Post Number: 1543
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 10:14 am: | |
25,791.
Brett, only if you believe in hell. 
Cathy |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 123
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 10:16 am: | |
Nice loophole! |
Brett
Citizen
Username: Bmalibashksa
Post Number: 124
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 10:18 am: | |
I did it again and lied about almost everything. 36149. |
C Bataille
Citizen
Username: Nakaille
Post Number: 1544
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 10:58 am: | |
Brett: Yes, but now that you've lied about almost everything the actual net worth of your soul is what, two cents? 
Want to borrow a flame-proof suit? I have one leftover from the reval wars. 
Cathy
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moose
Citizen
Username: Moose
Post Number: 130
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 11:08 am: | |
I already owe my soul to my mortgage lender. |
Jason & John
Citizen
Username: Johnh91011
Post Number: 74
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 11:56 am: | |
I owe my soul to the country store-Tennessee Ernie Ford |
amandacat
Citizen
Username: Amandacat
Post Number: 217
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 12:49 pm: | |
32,187 pounds, baby -- read it & weep!
But does gloating reduce my soul's value? |
deborahg
Citizen
Username: Deborahg
Post Number: 669
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 1:05 pm: | |
Ha! 6898 pounds. I'm a sinner for sure. |
1-2many
Citizen
Username: Wbg69
Post Number: 317
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 2:49 pm: | |
got 10,000 and change when I first did it.
disappointed, I did it again.
got 9,000 and change the second time around.
oh well, they may call it hell, but it'll be heaven to me! |
Joan
Citizen
Username: Joancrystal
Post Number: 1928
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 4:37 pm: | |
60,031 pounds. 7% of those responding have a purer soul.
I wondered about the question asking if I had downloaded music from the internet. Could this website actually be a sneaky attempt by the record companies to identify more people to sue? |
deborahg
Citizen
Username: Deborahg
Post Number: 670
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:29 am: | |
::sigh::: Joan, I KNEW your soul was way purer than mine.... |
ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 1425
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:33 am: | |
why is it that when I click on the site above, my computer always freezes? |
duncanrogers
Citizen
Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 739
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 12:02 pm: | |
15,806 THATS ENOUGH TO COVER THE COST OF THE MOVIE. WHOOOP DEE DOOOO! |
C Bataille
Citizen
Username: Nakaille
Post Number: 1548
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 7:09 pm: | |
ffof: It's not your computer, it's hell freezing over.
Cathy |
greenetree
Supporter
Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 1713
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 9:33 am: | |
9,190. And I've never even downloaded music from the internet....
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ffof
Citizen
Username: Ffof
Post Number: 1433
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 10:08 am: | |
Apparently hell unfroze long enough for me to get on the WWYS website.
Ready? I'm worth L67,174. 
I thought having been in advertising would have sunk me for sure. |
bak
Citizen
Username: Bak
Post Number: 357
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 10:15 am: | |
I turns out I owe them money.... |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 1944
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 11:04 am: | |
£31,152
"do you drink more than the recommended weekly intake of alcohol (30 units for males, 21 for females)?"
What do they mean by "units"?
There's nothing like being in a BAR! |
1-2many
Citizen
Username: Wbg69
Post Number: 330
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 11:09 am: | |
I did a google search on that myself. 1 unit seems to equal 1 serving.
mem, I figured you would be closer to my hellishly low number, what with all the bar time and cavorting with married men you do... |
mem
Citizen
Username: Mem
Post Number: 1948
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 12:49 pm: | |
1-2,
Lol! I'm mysTified. Does this mean I can't go to hell? Damn.
Dave - I said damn!
There's nothing like being in a BAR! |
1-2many
Citizen
Username: Wbg69
Post Number: 331
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 1:28 pm: | |
perhaps when I'm there I can get some guest passes, so you can stop by and join the damn[ed] party once in a while. |
Bjp
Citizen
Username: Bjp
Post Number: 146
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 4:40 pm: | |
I'll be seeing you there. I was just under 9,000 pounds. Looks like the White House is out of the question. |
ml1
Citizen
Username: Ml1
Post Number: 1267
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 4:42 pm: | |
"but at least I'm enjoyin' the ride..." |
greeneyes
Citizen
Username: Greeneyes
Post Number: 384
Registered: 8-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 8:23 pm: | |
Build your own hell.
http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/ |
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