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     Joe Citizen Username: Gonets Post Number: 508 Registered: 2-2004 |
"Take of that dress. We'll burn it together and pray for forgiveness." It was actually said by the looney Bible thumping mother of Carrie, in the movie Carrie--as she tried to dissuade her from attending the prom. I always thought it make a funny psuedo-seduction line. | |||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 2069 Registered: 5-2001  |
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| jjkatz Citizen Username: Jjkatz Post Number: 428 Registered: 12-2003 |
"Your arm is off!" "No it isn't." | |||
| botulismo Citizen Username: Botulismo Post Number: 207 Registered: 7-2001 |
So.... You hired a dick to find an a--hole. Barfly Do you want me to send you back to where I found you? Unemployed in Greenland? | |||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 317 Registered: 8-2003  |
'We are out of Cornflakes F.U.....It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. meant 'Felix Unger' "That's not spaghetti, it's linguine" "Now it's Garbage..." | |||
| Brett Weir Citizen Username: Brett_weir Post Number: 450 Registered: 4-2004 |
"You're even dumber than you think I think you are" "Isn't this your phone number?" "I don't know...I don't call myself very often". -J.J. Gittes | |||
| Laura_facc Citizen Username: Laura_facc Post Number: 58 Registered: 4-2004 |
Are you talking to me? Pesci, Bobby D and many others! | |||
| AlleyGater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 20 Registered: 10-2004 |
 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain... Time to die. | |||
| AlleyGater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 21 Registered: 10-2004 |
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ONE MOVIE COULD HAVE SO MANY PHENOMENONALLY MEMORABLE QUOTES? Vizzini: ...INCONCEIVABLE!!! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -------- Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah. ----------- Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. ----------- There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ----------- Inigo Montoya: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Westley: Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. ------------ Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. -------------- Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. --------------- Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. --------------- Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo. -------------- Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful. Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know. Man in Black: And what is that? Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed. Man in Black: You are amazing. Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years. Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you. Inigo Montoya: Tell me. Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either. | |||
| AlleyGater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 22 Registered: 10-2004 |
"But I was going to Toshy Station to pick up some power converters!" | |||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 319 Registered: 8-2003 |
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ONE MOVIE COULD HAVE SO MANY PHENOMENONALLY MEMORABLE QUOTES? There's nothing like True Love...except for a mutton sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean.... | |||
| patty Citizen Username: Patty Post Number: 451 Registered: 5-2001  |
Alright, we did do the nose. | |||
| ML Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2107 Registered: 5-2002  |
These go to 11... | |||
| ML Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2109 Registered: 5-2002 |
"I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!" and "That's a big chicken!" | |||
| E&K Citizen Username: Ashmilby Post Number: 93 Registered: 9-2002 |
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" - Airplane Woman: Are you the police? Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians. - Blues Brothers "We are the knights that say, Ni!" - Monty Python & The Holy Grail "Get busy living or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption | |||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 320 Registered: 8-2003 |
'I don't want to kill you and you don't wanna die' Danny Glover - Silverado | |||
| Brett Weir Citizen Username: Brett_weir Post Number: 464 Registered: 4-2004 |
Silverado has alot: John Cleese- "I'm Sheriff John Langston, and as you chaps may have guessed, I'm not from these parts" Kevin Kline- "You're kidding!" or Trail Boss- "You mean to tell me you ain't Holley and Baxter?" (to Scott Glenn) "You ain't Holley?" Glenn- "that's right" Boss to Kevin Kline- "And you ain't Holley?" Kline- "No, I'm not Baxter" | |||
| AlleyGater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 24 Registered: 10-2004 |
I'll be your Huckleberry. | |||
| Dave Moderator Username: Dave Post Number: 4623 Registered: 4-1998  |
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee | |||
| Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 60 Registered: 11-2004  |
Ooooh, Dave, I like that one, too. Especially when I think of Samuel Jackson delivering those lines. What a great movie. I could watch it over and over. |
