| Author | Message | ||
     Amory Blaine Citizen Username: Fscott74 Post Number: 18 Registered: 10-2004 |
In Every Breath You Take I always sang: "Oh can't you see / You belong to me / I'm a pool hall ace" in place of "How my poor heart aches". Makes no sense at all in context, but I'll blame it on not knowing what heartache was in 1983. Anyone else make up their own lyrics to songs, intentionally or not? | ||
| SoOrLady Citizen Username: Soorlady Post Number: 1542 Registered: 9-2003 |
I Wonder as I Wander: In the line - "for poor ordinary people like you and like I" I always heard "for poor ornery people" - guess it workes either way.. | ||
| Dego Diva Citizen Username: Fmingione Post Number: 155 Registered: 12-2003 |
Oh, you're makin' me blush. My husband and I have a thing about changing the lyrics to songs, especially the super-scmaltzy or overly-pop songs on the radio. Unfortunately, most of our made-up lyrics end up being too raunchy for me to post here!  | ||
| Duncan Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 3593 Registered: 12-2001  |
The all time classic from Jimmy Hendrix Xcuse me while I kiss this guy. But my own for years I thought Michael Stipe was singing "There's too many car keys" when he was actually singing "Exhuming McCarthy" | ||
| Spare_o Citizen Username: Spare_o Post Number: 155 Registered: 9-2003 |
http://www.kissthisguy.com/ | ||
| jeffl Citizen Username: Jeffl Post Number: 872 Registered: 8-2001 |
A friend of mine: And the girl with colitis goes by.... Say it out loud and you'll know the song. | ||
| Debby Citizen Username: Debby Post Number: 1378 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| trapper Citizen Username: Trapper Post Number: 107 Registered: 8-2002 |
The ants are my friends is blowin in the wind | ||
| shoshannah Citizen Username: Shoshannah Post Number: 637 Registered: 7-2002 |
As Steers Go By | ||
| Wendyn Citizen Username: Wendyn Post Number: 1139 Registered: 9-2002 |
Drink capparoni all night long (Don't ask me what capparoni is...I thought it was some kind of adult coffee drink when I was a kid). | ||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 3103 Registered: 5-2001  |
Just you and me and Leslie (endlessly) | ||
| chiquita Citizen Username: Chiquita Post Number: 30 Registered: 5-2001 |
"There's a bathroom on the right..." instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise..." | ||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 1599 Registered: 7-2001 |
I'm Your Fetus I'm Your Fire Your Desire | ||
| Dego Diva Citizen Username: Fmingione Post Number: 156 Registered: 12-2003 |
"I'll never be your pizza burnin'" instead of "beast of burden" AND "Bingo Jed had a light on" instead of "Big ol' jet airliner" | ||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 255 Registered: 10-2002  |
I thought "Paperback Writer" was "Take the Back Right Turn"....  | ||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 257 Registered: 10-2002 |
There was also some Beach Boys song (I can't remember which one) that I thought the lyrics were "She was a guitar pizza". I just remember my brother making fun of me for a very long time about that one. Wish I could remember what song that was. | ||
| John Holl Citizen Username: Jgh Post Number: 144 Registered: 6-2002  |
Kenny Rogers' "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille Four hundred children, and a crop in the field" (Turns out that those kids were hungry) | ||
| gemini Citizen Username: Gemini Post Number: 328 Registered: 6-2001 |
come on, i can't believe noone wrote blinded by the light ripped up like a douche another runner in the night?? | ||
| Crazyguggenheim Citizen Username: Crazyguggenheim Post Number: 728 Registered: 2-2002  |
Call me crazy, but is it "wipin' the vaseline" or "life in the fast lane"?  | ||
| emmie Citizen Username: Emmie Post Number: 372 Registered: 3-2002 |
A lava low, found out years later it was "the love I lost." |
