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     Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 2082 Registered: 5-2001  |
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| Wendyn Citizen Username: Wendyn Post Number: 1154 Registered: 9-2002 |
The hubster was watching Volunteers last night: "Damn! Trapped in a Tiger Trap by a Tiger! This could be a setback." | |||
| jeffl Citizen Username: Jeffl Post Number: 876 Registered: 8-2001 |
From Love and Death: Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had. Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone. Boris: I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he charged for bookshelves. Boris: Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boris: If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonja: You were my one great love. Boris: Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm dead. Sonja: What's it like? Boris: You know the chicken at Tresky's Restaurant? It's worse. Sonja: There are many different kinds of love, Boris. There's love between a man and a woman; between a mother and son... Boris: Two women. Let's not forget my favorite. -------------------------------------------------- Soldier: Oh, God is testing us. Boris: If he's gonna test us, why doesn't he give us a written? -------------------------------------------------- Sonja: Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience. Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. | |||
| Dave Moderator Username: Dave Post Number: 4643 Registered: 4-1998  |
also "This is my land. One day I intend to build on it." | |||
| Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 71 Registered: 11-2004  |
Yeah, that was great stuff. I remember when Woody Allen was funny....seems a long time ago. | |||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 2085 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| jjkatz Citizen Username: Jjkatz Post Number: 436 Registered: 12-2003 |
What a clean old man! | |||
| botulismo Citizen Username: Botulismo Post Number: 210 Registered: 7-2001 |
Stop that rhymingI really mean it! Anybody want a peanut? MLT -mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean. LIAR! LIAR! I'm not listening you old witch! I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. | |||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 331 Registered: 8-2003  |
'I have a fear of flying. I also suffer from agrophobia and claustrophobia " 'Oh yeah? Well, if you don't cooperate you're gonna suffer from fist-o-phobia" Midnight Run | |||
| Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 77 Registered: 11-2004 |
"It's SANTORI time." | |||
| jjkatz Citizen Username: Jjkatz Post Number: 440 Registered: 12-2003 |
"Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love." -- Annie Hall | |||
| Pizzaz Citizen Username: Pizzaz Post Number: 1330 Registered: 11-2001  |
Die Hard with a Vengenance John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus. Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus. Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus. John McClane: Zeus? Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your •••, Zeus! You got a problem with that? | |||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 2093 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 332 Registered: 8-2003 |
A real woman could stop you from drinking... It'd have to be a real big woman... ---Dudley Moore in Arthur | |||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 333 Registered: 8-2003 |
You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!!!! - Poltergeist Take your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!!! | |||
| Cynicalgirl Citizen Username: Cynicalgirl Post Number: 975 Registered: 9-2003  |
Jack Nicholson, as Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets: Carol: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-... Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. | |||
| Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 78 Registered: 11-2004 |
Shakin' the bush here, Boss.....  | |||
| Soda Citizen Username: Soda Post Number: 2096 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| Brett Weir Citizen Username: Brett_weir Post Number: 468 Registered: 4-2004 |
"Pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man". "FILL YER HANDS, YOU SONS-OF-BITCHES!" | |||
| David Cataneo Citizen Username: Dave_cataneo Post Number: 36 Registered: 4-2004 |
"You're so busy actin' stupid Charlie- you got us on the FDR drive with commercial plates, thank you very much" |
