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gozerbrown
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 9:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

This morning I called Sallie Mae for some info on my student loans. I am usually a big advocate for them as I'm always pretty pleased with their service. This morning, though, I got reasonably good customer service, but I could barely understand a word the woman was saying on the phone! I had to have her keep repeating herself and I really felt like I was straining to understand her. What is up with that? When people hire customer service reps, do they think about their articulation and enunciation?
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greenetree
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 9:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Gozer - you are being completely over-demanding here. You seem to want good customer service and articulation? Which is it? Pick one....
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thegoodsgt
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 9:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'll raise the bar even higher. I want good customer service, articulation, AND a sense of humor!
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Cato Nova
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 11:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And a really nice rack can't hurt.
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mooewe
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 12:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And how about someone who is physically in this country?
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shoshannah
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 1:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I don't mind the outsourcing of phone-center work. But, really, I have a very hard time understanding many of the native-born Indians over the phone. I often have to ask them to speak much more slowly and repeat things several times. I explain that I am having trouble understanding their accent -- I am very polite about it, but I feel terrible.
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greenetree
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 1:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Moo-

That reminds me...

When I held my nose and called DCH for an appointment to have my VW checked over, I got a central calling place in California. You can't even get a local person for a local business.
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Bobkat
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 1:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Greentree, are you sure you didn't misunderstand and the person said Calcutta, not California? :-)

Last week I had to talk with a state agency in good old Alabama. The woman had trouble understanding me and I had trouble understanding her very pine woods accent. Finally she said, "you ahl yankees shure talk fune". We had a good laugh.

Sometimes this can work out. A friend of mine from Bangor, Maine who never lost his accent is married to a woman from south Texas. They communicate OK, but he and the inlaws don't understand a word the other is saying, which apparently makes both parties quite happy!!!
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greenetree
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 1:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Bob - Funny you mention that....

I freaked the poor kid out when I commented on the fact that at least he was in the Continental US, but that he was as close to India physically possible and who knew how long it would take. He got worried and said "I hope not"!

I didn't mean to be mean; I was thinking out loud.
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ML
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 2:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Apple tech support is still based in the good ol' U.S. of A. -- in Texas, no less (how much more 'murican can you get?)
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Dave
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 2:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Apple Tech support? Sounds like the Maytag repair guy's job.
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gozerbrown
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 2:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I was calling Sallie Mae. They're in Pennsylvania, not Calcutta. At least in India, they train reps how to speak.
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 2:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

bobk makes a good point. Then again, maybe we can require -- or at least hope -- that employees, whatever country their desks are in, speak an accent that is understood by most customers. Note that most people in broadcasting are understood by all viewers.

Anyway, I've worked in places where Indian immigrants are very common, so I am very accustomed to many types of Indian accents. I call Dell tech support often, and I usually get very good service, even when the person is in India.

Today, I called Dell tech support and got an American. I think she was in Texas. No problem with the accent. She was highly knowledgeable about my hardware. The problem was that she was not able or willing to speak up loudly enough so I could hear her, as I was working in a very loud computer lab.
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cmontyburns
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 3:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm sure the operator had wads of $50 bills stuffed in her mouth.

Judging from the amount of money I've paid to Sallie Mae in my life, that is.
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ML
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Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 3:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm pretty sure Linksys tech support is in India, since every person who's ever answered the phone there has an Indian accent (but in the IT world, who knows? they could all have been in the U.S.).

The Texas guy at Apple had just as much of an accent as the Indians at Linksys, and all of them were perfectly understandable. The difference was that, during those long pauses in the process where you're waiting for your computer to reboot, the Texas guy and I talked about football.

And Dave -- from your post it sounds like I got the only two lemons Apple ever made. I've got an iPod with a battery thats crapping out, and a 3 month-old iMac that needs new RAM. I guess they saw me coming.
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Neen
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 11:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The new thing I have found is all these people with their tongues pierced who try to hide it at work and as a result can't open their mouths when they speak and can't annunciate many sounds. Totally annoying...makes you want to say "Even if I can't see it, I know it is there." I am not sure what is worse, knowing someone had the bad judgement to pierce their tongue, or being willing to sound inarticulate inorder to keep it.
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Sgt. Pepper
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 11:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

On a somewhat related note, what's up with women/girls whose jobs require keyboard use (typing, cash register, etc.) and who grow fingernails so long they can't even use their fingers properly?

When they're on the potty, how do they wipe?
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J. Crohn
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 11:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

As though with a Borg-like mechanical claw.
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Neen
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 11:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

These are excellent questions you raise, and though female, I can't answer them. Personally I don't even see how people can tie their shoes with long nails.
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ReallyTrying
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 12:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I cannot stand it when I'm waited on by a server with those long nails. I'll sit elsewhee to avoid them. I thought I was being ridiculous (not the first time, y'know), and then I read a study somewhere it which it was found that something like 85% of servers withlong nails were bearing harmful bacteria, as compared to about 20% of the short-nailed people.
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 1:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I had a cow-orker who was so concerned about her nails that she would ask one of us to insert a floppy disk in her computer for her. It really bugged me, because she had crippled herself from doing her job.
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Brett
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Posted on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 2:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What's a Floppy Disk?

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thegoodsgt
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Posted on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 9:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A floppy disk is a painful spinal condition that requires a chiropractor to properly diagnose and treat.
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anon
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Posted on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 11:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I am very confused. Why would anyone put marbles in their mouth? Isn't it dangerous? Who is Sallie Mae and was she born in India or did she move there?? Sounds more like the name of a Texas gal. And why has Monty given her so much money? Is it because Cato is right that she has a "nice rack"?
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cmontyburns
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Posted on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 11:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Finally someone who understands me.
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johnny
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 3:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oops, I thought this thread was about Tom Brokaw.
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Sgt. Pepper
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 10:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Tom Brokaw always sounds like he's fighting back a burp.

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