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Pippi
Supporter Username: Pippi
Post Number: 590 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 9:47 am: |    |
Geek: "You wear tights?" Jock: "I wear the required uniform." Geek: "Tights." Breakfast Club |
   
crossroads
Citizen Username: Crossroads
Post Number: 35 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 12:26 pm: |    |
Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this...
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Barb
Citizen Username: Flannery
Post Number: 144 Registered: 8-2002

| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 1:04 pm: |    |
I want what she's having. When Harry Met Sally |
   
jjkatz
Citizen Username: Jjkatz
Post Number: 458 Registered: 12-2003

| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 1:08 pm: |    |
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first. |
   
sk8mom
Citizen Username: Sk8mom
Post Number: 45 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 2:21 pm: |    |
"THAT'S OUR HITLER!" |
   
Duncan
Supporter Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 3681 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 3:46 pm: |    |
Merry Christmas you old building and loan |
   
Soda
Citizen Username: Soda
Post Number: 2179 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 3:09 pm: |    |
Take yer pick: or
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Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 344 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 3:06 am: |    |
"They call me MISTER Tibbs'
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Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 345 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 3:08 am: |    |
You scratched my car! You know what I'm gonna do??? NOTHING! Because if I take you to court it will only drain eight hours out of my day and if I do get a judgement you'll probably stiff me anyway. So, I'm just going to piss and moan like an impotent jerk and bend over and take it up the tail pipe! ---Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar |
   
Soda
Citizen Username: Soda
Post Number: 2245 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 10:44 am: |    |
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ML
Supporter Username: Ml1
Post Number: 2140 Registered: 5-2002

| Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 10:10 pm: |    |
The What's In A Name thread reminded me of this scene in "Office Space": "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton." "You know there's nothing wrong with that name." "There WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no talent clown became famous and started winning Grammys." "Why don't you just ,ah, go by Mike instead of Michael?" "No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks." |
   
flugermongers
Citizen Username: Flugermongers
Post Number: 333 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 11:22 pm: |    |
He vould have an enormous schvanschtuker! |
   
Ukealalio
Citizen Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 1594 Registered: 6-2003
| Posted on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 11:54 am: |    |
You can't come in here, it's for women only. (Sound of a zipper unzipping). So my dear is this. From My Favorite Year
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Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 350 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 8:01 pm: |    |
I don't want to listen to 'sad bastard' music, Barry, I just want to listen to something I can ignore High Fidelity |
   
Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 351 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 8:02 pm: |    |
Congratulations Frank, I hear your wife is pregnant again Yeah, and if I ever catch the guy... The Naked Gun |
   
Soda
Citizen Username: Soda
Post Number: 2251 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Saturday, January 1, 2005 - 11:33 am: |    |
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Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 362 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2005 - 4:09 pm: |    |
You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!!! Poltergeist |
   
Sgt. Pepper
Citizen Username: Jjkatz
Post Number: 554 Registered: 12-2003

| Posted on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 9:26 am: |    |
What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand! |
   
Soda
Supporter Username: Soda
Post Number: 2359 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 9:49 am: |    |
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Ignatius J
Citizen Username: Ignatius_j
Post Number: 364 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 4:57 pm: |    |
"These things happen?!?!? What kind of attitude is that, 'these thing happen'? These things happen because the whole country is full of people who, when these things happen, they just say 'these things happen' AND THAT'S WHY THEY HAPPEN!!! ---Ethel Merman in 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad, World' |