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ML
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Post Number: 2232
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 10:01 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Just about any Dead Milkmen song title will make me laugh, including these classics:

Belafonte's Inferno
Bitchin' Camaro
I Tripped Over the Ottoman
If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
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Nohero
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Post Number: 4290
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 10:25 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

S. - What about "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

And, just 'cause it's punny: "D'Yer Mak'er".

"Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street?" 'cause it makes no sense
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Hank Zona
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Post Number: 1967
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

best Ramones titles...in many cases, titles as long as the songs themselves

Blitzkrieg Bop
Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
I Wanna Be Well
I Wanna Be Sedated
Carbona Not Glue
Everytime I Eat Vegetables I Think Of You
My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg)
Somebody Put Something in My Drink
Merry Christmas (I Dont Want to Fight Tonight)
Today Your Love/ Tomorrow The World
Job That Ate My Brain
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Parkbench87
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Post Number: 1706
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 11:56 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

B52'S

Rock Lobster
Living In Your Own "Private Idaho"
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buzzsaw
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Post Number: 1592
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 12:36 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

nightgown of the sullen moon
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Sgt. Pepper
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Post Number: 618
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 12:56 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And the one that may be the best punk title ever:

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
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Taurus5208
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Post Number: 39
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 1:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Loves me like a rock - paul simon
and it stoned me - van morrison
transdermal celebration - ween
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twig
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Post Number: 142
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 3:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The ever popular Bobby Bare song:

"Drop-kick me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life"
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dytunck
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Post Number: 246
Registered: 3-2001
Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 5:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey
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mem
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Post Number: 4586
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 5:03 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why Don't We Do It in the Road.
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vor
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Post Number: 376
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 5:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yehT
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sbenois
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Post Number: 13065
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Posted on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 - 7:54 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What a Shame, Mary Jane Had a Pain at the Party



That's a top five finalist.

So is...You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Careful With That Axe, Eugene is just outside the top five. Pink Floyd.

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Ukealalio
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Post Number: 1795
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 8:59 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm Kinda Fonda Wanda Cause Wanda Always Wanna

Pouring Water on a Drowning Man

Slum Goddess of the Lower East Side

She's too Much for My Mirror

Nasal Retentive Caliope Music

When I See Mommy I Fell Like a Mummy

Brown Shoes Don't Make It

Carrot is as Close as a Rabbit Gets to a Diamond
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Sgt. Pepper
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Post Number: 622
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 11:11 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

-- Frank Zappa
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Strings
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Post Number: 374
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 11:19 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm surprised "Inna Gada Davita" hasn't been mentioned yet... (did I spell that right?)

How about "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk this Christmas)" - John Denver
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growler
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Post Number: 405
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 11:33 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence - Ren & Stimpy
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Ben
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Post Number: 194
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 12:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"All the Things You Would be if Sigmund Freud's Wife was Your Mother"-
Charles Mingus. (Done to the changes of "All the Things You Are")

There's also a "Flat Foot Floogie (with the Hoy Hoy)" by Slim Gillard and Slam Stewart
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Ukealalio
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 2:59 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ben-See above.

Gillard and Stewart originally wrote Flat Foot Floozie (slang for prostitute) but the censors stepped in and it became Floogie.
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Ukealalio
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Post Number: 1799
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 3:01 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

P.S.-NRBQ did another song calle Flat Foot Floozie in 1969 with one of the wickedest chicken -pickin, guitar solos by the great Steve Ferguson.
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greenetree
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Posted on Wednesday, February 2, 2005 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Why don't we get drunk and screw
Take this job and shove it

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