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Maplewoody
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Username: Maplewoody

Post Number: 900
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

More Heterosexual Hijinx:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050211/D886ERL80.html
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Dave
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Username: Dave

Post Number: 5256
Registered: 4-1998


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Careful. Your parents were heterosexuals.
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shh
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Username: Shh

Post Number: 2164
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

That makes me want to cry. Such a beautiful baby.
Those people are sick monsters.
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Wendyn
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Username: Wendyn

Post Number: 1360
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Lots of people are evil. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it. Grow up.

http://www.nydailynews.com//front/story/279929p-239699c.html
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cmontyburns
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Username: Cmontyburns

Post Number: 688
Registered: 12-2003


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

This just in from the AP.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) _ The woman who claimed to have seen
a baby being tossed from a moving car fabricated the story to cover
up a pregnancy and birth she had been trying to conceal, Broward
County Sheriff Ken Jenne said Friday. The baby was never thrown.
``It's not as horrible as we first thought,'' Jenne said. ``The
baby was never thrown out of a moving car. This is the case of a
disturbed woman who gave birth and did not want to keep her
child.''
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Heybub
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Username: Heybub

Post Number: 393
Registered: 2-2004
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 2:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I say give the baby to MAPLEWOODY.
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buzzsaw
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Username: Buzzsaw

Post Number: 1616
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 3:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050211/D886H0880.html

and yes, please do grow up.
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greenetree
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Username: Greenetree

Post Number: 3876
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 3:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mwoody - I understand that you are trying to make the point that bigots keep us from adopting or second parent adoption, labeling us "unfit" as parents, based soley on the gender of our lifepartners. No matter how hard we fight to prove that we are fit, loving, willing parents who are 1000% choosing to take on the lifetime responsibility of becoming parents.

And yet, any heterosexual couple (or one night stand, for that matter) can produce a baby as a by-product of sexual activity. No one questions their abilities to parent.

But, I have to agree with the above posters. I think I'd choose to make the point a little differently, and without insulting the people who do manage to parent in a loving and proper manner, depsite the fact that they are heterosexual.

Peace out.
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nova87
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Username: Nova87

Post Number: 296
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 3:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"I say give the baby to MAPLEWOODY."

The baby has suffered enough already, why torture it again.
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Valentine Michael Smith
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Username: Umbert

Post Number: 59
Registered: 3-2004


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 3:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

yes yes, heterosexuals make terrible parents.

but let's also not forget...

homosexuals are perverts
mexicans are lazy
jews are stingy
the french are cowards
democrats hate freedom and democracy
republicans hate poor people
the chinese make good electronics
whites like to bomb brown people
brown people like watermelon
and woman are week

am I forgetting anyone?

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Crazyguggenheim
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Username: Crazyguggenheim

Post Number: 762
Registered: 2-2002


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

tennis players make better lovers?
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Sgt. Pepper
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Username: Jjkatz

Post Number: 671
Registered: 12-2003


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Actually it's the Japanese who make the good electronics. The Chinese are the ones who can't drive.

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LibraryLady(ncjanow)
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Post Number: 2179
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

and woman are week

More like month...ly.
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Paddy
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Username: Paddy

Post Number: 191
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Drunk Irish! Drunk Irish!
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Valentine Michael Smith
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Username: Umbert

Post Number: 60
Registered: 3-2004


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

week
month

monthly. i like it.

(i was hoping nobody would catch that)
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Spare_o
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Username: Spare_o

Post Number: 192
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 4:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Turns out the baby actually wasn't tossed out of a car after all...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/11/newborn.tossed/index.html
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anon
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Username: Anon

Post Number: 1650
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 5:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Martians are bigots.
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Tom Reingold
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Username: Noglider

Post Number: 5449
Registered: 1-2003


Posted on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 6:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What's more sick, to commit this crime or to tell a tale about it?
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Meandtheboys
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Username: Meandtheboys

Post Number: 184
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Saturday, February 12, 2005 - 12:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Clearly, this woman is not playing with a full deck. But I guess we should be grateful that she brought the baby in in the first place, instead of throwing him in a dumpster and leaving him to die. I guess she had some sick idea she'd come out looking like a hero?

Hopefully they can do what needs to be done to place this big, beautiful bouncing baby boy in a home where he'll be loved.
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CFA
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Username: Cfa

Post Number: 1300
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 7:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Who you calling a pervert?????
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johnny
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Username: Johnny

Post Number: 1194
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 6:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Apparently Maplewoody has been formally appointed parent of the year and will now be accepting all abandoned babies. His/her number is 973-PERFECT.
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Maplewoody
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Username: Maplewoody

Post Number: 901
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 6:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thanks...all you Hetero Wacko's!
Just toss them onto my front yard on Elmwood as you speed by!
Please make sure they hit the lawn!
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mem
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Username: Mem

Post Number: 4626
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 3:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I am laughing my $%5@*# off!

How did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to a chicken.


(Sorry - I had to!)
:-(
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Albatross
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Username: Albatross

Post Number: 500
Registered: 9-2004


Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 5:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Counterstereotyping does not help anybody.
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Chris Prenovost
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Username: Chris_prenovost

Post Number: 332
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 6:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mem:
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Valentine Michael Smith
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Username: Umbert

Post Number: 63
Registered: 3-2004


Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 9:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

are you kidding? counterstereotyping makes a hilarious point! and a hilarious point help everyone.
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Albatross
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Username: Albatross

Post Number: 504
Registered: 9-2004


Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 7:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Touche
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overtaxdalready
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Username: Overtaxdalready

Post Number: 348
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 9:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Sleep it off, Maplewoody.

Thanks.
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Deidra
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Username: Deidralynn

Post Number: 117
Registered: 6-2004


Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 6:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Maplewoody, we don't need that kind of sick humor connected to that story. I'm sure you are a better person than that. Very dissappointing.

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