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doublea
Supporter
Username: Doublea
Post Number: 895
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 12:22 pm: |     |
Intereviewer(Carl Reiner)- "Did you know Paul Revere?"
2000 year old man (Mel Brooks) - "An anti-semite if I ever saw one."
CR - "Why do you say that?"
MB - "He was riding through Boston yelling 'the Yiddish are coming, the Yiddish are coming.'""
CR - "He wasn't saying 'the Yiddish are coming' - he was saying 'the British are coming.'"
MB - "Oy. I have to apologize to Mrs. Revere. I didn't even send a card when he died." |
Ukealalio
Citizen
Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 1840
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 1:09 pm: | |
MB-"The Presidents has to do it, he has to do it, it must be done".
CR-"But Why?".
MB-"If he doesn't do it with a woman, he's gonna do it to the country".
CR-"What did you think of Winston Churchill ?".
MB-"WW2 would have ended years before, if Churchill wasn't involved".
Cr-"Thats crazy, what are you talking about?".
MB-"Oh yea smart guy, Churchill kept saying, "We must find the Narzis, we must find the Narzis", We were out there looking for Narzis when we shoulda been lookin for Nazis. |
Mark Fuhrman
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 1309
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 1:38 pm: | |
Uke--ya' mean W is not doing it with Laura? |
Cato Nova
Citizen
Username: Cato_nova
Post Number: 494
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 1:54 pm: | |
Laura strikes me as more of a batteries and polyurethene type of chick. |
doublea
Supporter
Username: Doublea
Post Number: 896
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 1:54 pm: | |
CR - "What was the greatest invention you've seen in 2000 years?"
MB - "The greatest invention......the greatest invention was .... Saran Wrap!" |
Ukealalio
Citizen
Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 1841
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 2:33 pm: | |
Mark-They have twins so they did it at least once. I think Brooks was refering to adultery.
He did another take on the greatest invention:
CR-"What in your opinion is the greatest modren invention?." "The Automobile"
MB-"Not bad".
CR-"The Heart lung Machine".
MB-"Not too shabby"
CR-"So whats your choice?".
MB-"Liquid Prell".
CR-"What, your choosing a hair product over the automobile and the heart lung machine?".
MB-"Your not gettin the big picture fella. When you put the pearl in the container, you see mother and daughter watch it go down VERY VERY slowly. Liquid Prell is bringin families together.
CR-"Ya really like it don't you"
MB-"I love it".
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Mark Fuhrman
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 1310
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 3:32 pm: | |
Uke--actually, it is more like he is doing it to the country, so he obviously ain't gettin' it at home.
I know, I know, get me to the Politics section.... |
Ukealalio
Citizen
Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 1842
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 5:08 pm: | |
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