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greenetree
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:53 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

If you could make anything, what would it be?

This morning, I stopped halfway to work & picked up my venti latte at Starbucks. When I arrived at my office 15 minutes later, my piping hot coffee had cooled. I realized what my car is missing:

The cup holders should have a little button that turns on a warmer. And, another button could make it a chiller for cold drinks.

So, what little gadget would you invent if you could?
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Brett
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:59 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I’m still waiting for the rocket packs and flying cars that I was promised as a kid. We’re supposed to be flying by now.
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Soda
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:05 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

audio/wav
JetsonsCarStops.wav (48.7 k)
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Dave
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Post Number: 5346
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:09 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Voice-activated snow-clearing and garbage disposal systems.

A service that fills my car's gas tank at night once a week while it's parked in the driveway.

A system that filters unsolicited advertisements in physical mail like email spam.

An adjustable laser beam trimmer that will keep hedges at an exact height year-round.
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mjc
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:19 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"Voice-activated snow-clearing and garbage disposal systems."

We have this at home now in the form of teenage sons, but a more efficient upgrade would be welcome. Say, something that works within 24 hours after the voice command.
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Soda
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:28 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'd invent something to replace one's hand as a tool when wishing to remove breadcrumbs, etc. from a restaurant tabletop. It'd be something very simple and elegant, and easily stashed by wait-staff on their persons...

Whatd'ya Think?
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:29 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A computer screen that acts as a real desktop, horizontal, that is five feet wide and three or four feet deep. 100dpi.
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suzanneng
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:30 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Soda... you mean you've never seen those bread crumb catcher/sweeper gadgets?

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/200/N/5188/Crumb_Sweepers.htm

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/200/N/1610/Table_Crumbers.htm
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Soda
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Now you're talkin'!
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Dave
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 11:51 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

You don't have a table-vac?
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Wendyn
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 12:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A device that would measure the nutritional information in an item before it is eaten. So I would know before hand that the (giant) cookie at Starbucks would consume about 1/2 of my weight watchers allowance for the day.

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Joan
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 1:22 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

King size sheets which would be sized to allow for the girth of the sleepers as well as the length and width of the matress.
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Pizzaz
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 1:27 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Joan, you are approaching a BIG number. Tuesday, posting at 1:22pm? Pardon the question.
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marion cobretti
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 1:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

greentree, i think that is a product. there is a travel coffee mug that stays hot with the press of a button. i think you plug it into the cigarrette lighter. not exactly what you were looking for but close. anyway i would invent a way to convince elderly people they do not need larger cars as they get older.
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Morrisa da Silva
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 2:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Given the state of bathrooms at public sporting events how about Depends with sports logos. Go Jets! Go, go,go all you want.
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musicme
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 2:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

How about an SUV that folds up into an attache case?
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maaaa
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 3:03 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Morrisa da Silva---
No logos, but someone's sharing your thoughts:
http://www.stadiumpal.com/
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 3:06 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

David Sedaris told a story of trying the Stadium Pal. It was hilarious. I'm not sure if it's in print, but you can get it in audio: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1586215647/102-3229769-7701710
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Joan
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 5:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Pizzaz:

At 1:22 PM I was at home waiting for the insurance adjuster. A car sideswiped our house on Monday in the early AM and ran over most of the plants we had on the corner and along the front line of the house and side yard.

For the full story, see my blog entry #106.

To get back on topic: perhaps someone could invent rubber bumpers for houses.
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Carrie Avery
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Post Number: 135
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 5:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I would invent the ability to eliminate all idiots from the planet and keep those that were of some significant purpose.

I would invent the ability to chose a system- whereas a course of action would be in place- that could determine who can have babies and who aren't qualified.

I would invent the ability for those who are smart enough, wise enough, and mature enough to see into the furture and make sound decisions in life for the success of this planet.

A little over the top? Perhaps, but this is a game, right?
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suzanneng
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 8:01 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Tom R. - My husband was on a team that developed something like that for a MoMA exhibit, back in 2001. Is this what you are thinking of? Check out the "WorkSpheres" exhibit archives at MoMA.

http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/2001/workspheres/
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/CAREER/trends/10/16/moma/
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Cedar
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Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 9:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Racoon-proof garbage cans. (This one I've almost got figured out to be human-friendly, as well.) Adding a dog to the household has reduced my desperation, however......
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No ID
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 11:18 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Carrie - so you want to be God? Your post kind of frightens me.

I would invent something to protect your toes when you have no shoes on so that it wouldn't hurt so bad when you accidentally kick the corner of the couch. I hate that.
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gemini
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 11:25 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Cedar I have big grey ones (i think from home despot), that if you snap down both sides, the racoons won't come in. I hate when my husband or someone else puts garbage in them; they don't "snap" them, then I have food all over my driveway.
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shoshannah
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 11:26 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A mechanism by which the lower rack of the dishwasher could be raised to the same height of the upper rack. In other words, you pull it out and lift it to a position parallel to the uper rack.
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LilLB
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 12:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A heated driveway and walkway so we wouldn't have to clear the snow.
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Chris Prenovost
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 12:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A pill that gives the taker instant common sense, PC indoctrination notwithstanding.
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Carrie Avery
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Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 7:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

No ID: God, you say? no way, that's a big job, even for HIM.Hence the reason for the post, sometimes He needs a little help. Don't be scared, be creative.
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Brett
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

LilB, Heated driveways are already out there.
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Joan
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 2:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

An implant that will enable the listener to hear not only what a person said but what that person meant to say.
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brusin2
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 4:57 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

a brushy, suctiony thing around a door that will remove all the white cat hair from your black clothes as you walk thru -- maybe like a dry car wash. or maybe it could be ionized so all the cat hair flies off of you and onto the ion rods.
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Bobkat
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 6:01 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah, but those heated driveways are expensive. How about a snow removal robot like those robot lawn mowers?
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Cathy
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 6:58 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Some device, any device, that will prevent my cat from hanging her butt over the side of the litter pan when she "goes." I really, really need this.
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Joan
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:20 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Cathy:

Are you using a covered litter box? If not, that might help.
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LilLB
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:54 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I had a feeling heated driveways existed...I guess just not in my world....
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Cathy
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 11:01 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Joan: She still sticks her butt out the "entryway." (sorry for being gross ... )

Grrrrr ....

She's just an old, old cat (19+) with not-too-fussy habits any more ... I hope people are as nice to me when I'm an equivalent age as I've been to her.
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kmk
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 7:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I've said it before....we need a sunblock application booth at the beach. Pay a buck, put in your kid and she gets sprayed all over - like they do in the tanning salons with the fake tans!

I would save money on all the different strengths and styles of sunblocks. I would "reapply" often and I would finally get to the beach and not be stuck at home "slathering".
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Analog01
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:00 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A device that makes teenagers help out around the house (hmmm, a teenage snow-shoveling robot)

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