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sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 13250
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 9:32 pm: | 
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1. One Fully Charged Nuclear Powered Translator for Bobk's posts.
2. Famous signed Detente Picture of Harpo and Sbenois petting wild deer
3. First printing of Language Arts and You! autographed by Nan and JCrohn
4. Uneaten hot dogs from H2TA. (Lots) Some still reddish, some green already.
5. Raincheck from Librarylady for one heaping serving of Matzoh Charlotte in April. Not guaranteed to be Kosher for Passover. In fact, it won't be.
6. One very heavily used "I'm Not Fred's Guy" lapel button.
7. Strawberry's "Libs Are F***ing Morons" T-shirt. Slightly stained.
8. 3 smashed to bits Celine Dion CDs from the Sbenois Collection.
(CFA will be bidding on that lot).
9. an official Cafe Sbenois Coffee Mug!
and of course....
10. an original Cafe Sbenois hat!
please feel free to add your own. |
Hank Zona
Citizen
Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 2058
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 9:53 pm: |
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free manicure...from just about anywhere youre standing in town.
one "Get Out of MOL Jail Free" card
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sbenois
Citizen
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 13251
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 9:54 pm: |
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quote:free manicure...from just about anywhere youre standing in town
Damn that's good. |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 3545
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 10:29 pm: |
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... 50 unused tickets to a Blues BBQ Party at H2TA. |
Bobkat
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 7717
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 4:51 am: |
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4843JFHFVN 868HKSQO DDIRRSS568 -=0FJA;L AKLSJFPO0909
Try it out on the above.  |
Taylor M
Citizen
Username: Anotherusername
Post Number: 328
Registered: 8-2004
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 6:35 am: |
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A pile of 'comming soon' signs donated by the South Orange BOT!!! |
sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 13253
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 8:13 am: |
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quote:4843JFHFVN 868HKSQO DDIRRSS568 -=0FJA;L AKLSJFPO0909
Bobbestk,
That's not very good salemanship my friend. If we want to prove to the people out there that it works, why should we use it on a post that's easier to decipher than the usual fare?
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Carl Thompson
Citizen
Username: Topcat
Post Number: 107
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 8:55 am: |
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100 unused tickets to the Battle of the Basement Bands.
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Dego Diva
Citizen
Username: Fmingione
Post Number: 274
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 9:17 am: |
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Gift certificate from Celebrated Foods, Waterlillies, ... (insert name of any other of the dozen Maplewood restaurants that has closed!) |
Mark Fuhrman
Citizen
Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 1348
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:17 am: |
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Free lifetime membership to MOL along with a free upgade of 10,000 post numbers. |
viva
Citizen
Username: Viva
Post Number: 628
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 2:44 pm: |
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free grande latte from Starbucks Maplewood |
Lydia
Supporter
Username: Lydial
Post Number: 946
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 7:13 pm: |
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Harpo -
What a mean-spirited, petty and cowardly post.
Dave should delete it and suspend you (again) for violating MOL rules re: "outing"
Outrageously uncool even for you.
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sbenois
Supporter
Username: Sbenois
Post Number: 13254
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 7:29 pm: |
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It's totally cool.
How much do you suppose a signed photo like that would raise for the King of All?
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Strawman
Supporter
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 4593
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 7:39 pm: |
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Welcome back Harpo.Miss ya doll face! |
Lydia
Supporter
Username: Lydial
Post Number: 947
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 8:23 pm: |
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S-
signed by Harpo? Palmer method penmanship?
Priceless.
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harpo
Citizen
Username: Harpo
Post Number: 2009
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:22 pm: |
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Glad you liked it, Sbenois!
For others (in case you missed it):
A very local deer's reaction to the idea of having her picture taken by Danny Goldstein:
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harpo
Citizen
Username: Harpo
Post Number: 2010
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:23 pm: |
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Lydia,
Only in Orwell's world are some animals entitled to more privacy rights than others. If Danny Goldstein, aka Sbenois, doesn't mind, why should you or Dave? What about free speech?
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Strawman
Supporter
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 4594
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:43 pm: |
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I'm floating in the blimp a lot
I feel the feeling I forgot
Swimming weightless in the womb
Bouncing gently round the room
In a minute I'll be free
And we'll be splashing in the sea
I feel no curiosity
I see the path ahead of me
In a minute I'll be free
And we'll be splashing in the sea
We hear a tiny cry
As the ship goes sliding by
Free!
Free!
Free!
I'm floating in the blimp a lot
I feel the feeling I forgot
I'm floating in the blimp a lot
I feel free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!
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Mayor McCheese
Citizen
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 180
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 3:41 am: |
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Good stuff Strawman. I saw them play it live a couple of times. |
Bobkat
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 7734
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 5:16 am: |
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That is one scared looking deer!! The person who cornered the doe to take the picuture should be reported to the ASPCA immediately.
Sbenois or Harpo? |
Lydia
Supporter
Username: Lydial
Post Number: 948
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 8:53 am: |
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Orwellian indeed -
I'm responding with my first name* to a post from "Harpo" talking about "Sbenois'' " right to privacy.
Harpo, you seem to be trying to bait posters to expose your real name. Not gonna happen, no one is going to stoop to your level.
*only 2 Lydias in Maplewood that I know of, and one is a toddler, so most people know which Lydia I am. |
Bobbie Kowalski
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 7741
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 9:33 am: |
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I have decided to start using my real name here before Harpo outs me. |
ajc
Citizen
Username: Ajc
Post Number: 3554
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 1:27 pm: |
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Why have I always thought you were a man? Oh well, there's nothing to fear about using your own name... I hope? Art Christensen  |
Dave -agent of MOL
Moderator
Username: Dave
Post Number: 5385
Registered: 4-1998
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 1:41 pm: |
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LOL. Another made-up name.
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Bobbie Kowalski
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 7743
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 1:55 pm: |
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Me, use a made up name? Never!!!!
But I think I will go back to BobK |
anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 1670
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 5:32 pm: |
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I don't know what the post said for which Lydia severely criticised Harpo, but I thought it a violation of the Rules to post an anonymous poster's "real name" without his/her permission. I must therefore conclude that the alleged "real name" which Harpo used with regard to Sbenois has no relation whatsoever to Sbenois and may not in fact be the name of any actual person.
Is that clear? |
anon
Citizen
Username: Anon
Post Number: 1671
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 5:34 pm: |
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Lydia:
Yoy write very well for a toddler. |
Dave -agent of MOL
Moderator
Username: Dave
Post Number: 5387
Registered: 4-1998
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 5:38 pm: |
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No one -- not even me, an "agent of MOL" -- knows the identity of Sbenois, or for that matter, anyone, beyond a reasonable doubt.
Furthermore, I believe that many people who post share their logins.
The web is one big messy, free place, isn't it?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
growler
Citizen
Username: Growler
Post Number: 434
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 5:41 pm: |
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Straw -
Usually your posts just make me mad - but for the Phish reference (and one of my fav. songs from them besides) you win major points. |
Bob K
Supporter
Username: Bobk
Post Number: 7745
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 6:04 pm: |
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I refuse to believe that the rather pedestrian name Harpo tagged Sbenois with was for real. Given his postings he has to have a name like Jean Luc Pierre Benoit IV. |
Mayor McCheese
Citizen
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 184
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 8:02 pm: |
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growler
I am in shock that someone else knew that was Phish. I assumed that no one else would know that without looking it up. Happy to find out I was wrong. |
Strawman
Supporter
Username: Strawberry
Post Number: 4598
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 10:54 am: |
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another great Phish tune and this one is dedicated to Harpo!
bitchin' Again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me crazy
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts
"I thought you said
You'd bring home the groceries
I thought you said you'd fill up the tank
I thought you said you'd pull out for me
A hundred-fifty dollars from the bank"
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me crazy
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me crazy
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts
"I thought you said
You'd bring me some flowers
You came home with nothing
You dirty rat fink
I thought you said you'd
Clean up the living room
You said you'd do the dishes in the sink"
"I'm sick and tired of your childish behavior
You're always coming home completely soused
I'm sick and tired of this shoebox apartment
When are you going to buy me a house?"
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me crazy
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me crazy
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again
She's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts
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Mayor McCheese
Supporter
Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 187
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2005 - 6:28 pm: |
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Now you are making me think. That is off the album after rift, right? I can't recall the name. |
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