| Author | Message | ||
     ML Supporter Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2303 Registered: 5-2002  |
Never eat anything bigger than your head. | ||
| Analog01 Citizen Username: Analog01 Post Number: 42 Registered: 11-2004 |
Never get eaten by anything bigger than you. | ||
| alha Citizen Username: Alha Post Number: 3 Registered: 2-2005 |
I've used toothpaste...gel formula only...to remove tarnish from silver earrings and other jewelry. Also, I've had good success with club soda for removing fresh stains from rugs. | ||
| tulip Citizen Username: Braveheart Post Number: 2046 Registered: 3-2004 |
Yup. You can use soda (the beverage) for cleaning most superficial fabric stains, except maybe something with coca cola syrup in it. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 4678 Registered: 5-2001  |
This is more a fun fact but what the hey: Kissing evolved from primitive man for successful weaning of infants. The adult would chew up a mouthful of food, press lips against the infant's mouth, and use the tongue to push the food in. Over the years it evolved into an expression of affection and support. After many centuries it adapted to sex (Most likely by the French) Please don't try this at home. | ||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 3370 Registered: 5-2001  |
www.wackyuses.com after the 5-second intro, click on 'Joey Green' and then 'Wacky Uses' | ||
| algebra2 Supporter Username: Algebra2 Post Number: 3004 Registered: 5-2001  |
if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1001 Registered: 8-2001 |
When serving a volleyball, if you want it to knuckle, hit it on the valve. | ||
| ML Supporter Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2305 Registered: 5-2002 |
If you love somebody, set them free. | ||
| gemini Citizen Username: Gemini Post Number: 377 Registered: 6-2001 |
We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool. | ||
| growler Citizen Username: Growler Post Number: 432 Registered: 11-2001 |
Borax added to your dishwasher will help prevent the white film left from hard water. | ||
| Carrie Avery Citizen Username: Carrie33 Post Number: 143 Registered: 1-2005  |
A Love Letter written for someone they love Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny. I wonder about your thoughts. I listen to your words. I admire your actions. I accept your habits. I adore your character. And that is why you are my destiny. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw Post Number: 1657 Registered: 5-2001  |
always trust your cape | ||
| bella Citizen Username: Bella Post Number: 484 Registered: 7-2001 |
Shh - since you asked, I also use Dr. Bronner's for shaving my legs, hand washing lingerie, washing my face when I forget to grab the "facial cleanser", as hand soap, to clean leaves on house plants,and I use a little of it on a damp, hot towel when I am trying to clear up my sinus problems. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 4688 Registered: 5-2001 |
How about a dessert topping? | ||
| bella Citizen Username: Bella Post Number: 485 Registered: 7-2001 |
no, but maybe a great addition to the infamous all purpose 3 cent a week muffins | ||
| SoOrLady Citizen Username: Soorlady Post Number: 1812 Registered: 9-2003 |
If your toddler keeps trying to get out of the grocery cart, tie his/her shoelaces together. | ||
| Crazyguggenheim Citizen Username: Crazyguggenheim Post Number: 768 Registered: 2-2002  |
Don't tug on Superman's cape Don't spit in the wind Don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger And don't mess around with Jim | ||
| Cathy Supporter Username: Clkelley Post Number: 710 Registered: 6-2002 |
When you are casting off a piece of knitting, knit the last two stitches together before you loop the prior stitch over. This makes your edge nice and square. | ||
| SO Refugee Citizen Username: So_refugee Post Number: 7 Registered: 2-2005  |
Apply superglue (sparingly) to paper cuts...it really does bond skin instantly and makes your boo-boo go bye-bye. |
