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Author Message   Mark Fuhrman Citizen Username: Mfpark Post Number: 1403 Registered: 9-2001 Posted on Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 8:33 am:        Cat Shoots Owner BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (March 10) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said. Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital. That'll teach him to only buy the cat's favorite brand of cat food!   ML Supporter Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2341 Registered: 5-2002 Posted on Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 9:05 am:        guns don't kill people, cats do.   Mark Fuhrman Citizen Username: Mfpark Post Number: 1406 Registered: 9-2001 Posted on Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 9:30 am:        Good one, ML. Perhaps it is time to pass a national ban on assault cats.   Just The Aunt Supporter Username: Auntof13 Post Number: 709 Registered: 1-2004 Posted on Saturday, March 12, 2005 - 3:37 pm:        My cat doesn't need a gun. she just uses her teeth! She'd be really dangerous with a gun!