| Author | Message | ||
     The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1367 Registered: 11-2004  |
I get alot of spam, offering OEM software, COREL Draw, penis enlaargement and refinancing. I don't need any of those things. Ergo, I don't open these emails but - I do enjoy the names of people who send them. Here are two who sent me email this morning. - Mine S. Sharpest - Flicking J. Naturalizes You get any funny ones? I remain, honorable and most humble, the Very Soulfulest Mr. T, at your service. Jah Rastafari. | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4309 Registered: 5-2001 |
Merlin Heather Xever Liskoff Sancho Jakabffy Alvinia Spearpoint and of course Speramza I've also heard from Sacajawea, Oprah and Napoleon | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 12292 Registered: 1-2003  |
"Aiden Coleman" "Al Sullivan" "Aline Mccarthy" "Amparo Conklin" "Benjamin Turner" "Bill Ricks" "Bill Singleton" "Braxton Lee" "DRGV Stock News" "DietTrimmers" "Economy.NewsLetter" "Edna Perez" "Elegant.Beauty" "Eliza Belcher" "Finance.Letter" "Finance.Weekly" "FinanceWeekly" "Financial.Group" "FinancialGroup" "Fisch" "Giant.Load" "Guy Fox" "HammerSolution" "Hard.Solution" "Heavy.Formula" "HeavyFormula" "HeavyLoad" "HolidaysWatches" "Joanna Shea" "Julio Allen" "Kellee" "Kirk Engberg" "Kirk Mills" "Kristi Currie" "Kyle Jones" "Lanny" "Lashaunda" "Leda" "Length.Solution" "Lesley Shaw" "LongSolution" "Marcelo Peacock" "MassiveLoad" "Meri" "Nathaniel Allen" "NaturalAnswers" "NaturalSolutions" "Newsletter.Economy" "NewsletterEconomy" "Nila" "Nisha" "Norah Goldwyn" "Olin Thorpe" "Oliver Dubois" "Paige Santos" "Patsy Steward" "PowerAnswer" "Reginald Hendrickso "Renee Escobar" "Rufus Sheppard" "Scottie Byrd" "Susan" "TimeJewels" "TimePieces" "Tori Oneil" "Vivian Sherman" "WeeklyFinance" "WeeklyFinancial" "Wendy Weeks" | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1379 Registered: 11-2004 |
I swear to G_d I got one this afternoon from: {_FIRSTNAME_NEW}{_LASTNAME_NEW} offering "Amazing st0ck results." (No punctuation added) | ||
| peggy Citizen Username: Peggy Post Number: 1 Registered: 1-2006 |
Never opened this, but my favorite subject to date is: "Yeasty, remember her?" | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1380 Registered: 11-2004 |
Hahahaha, that's hysterical. What's really funny is, I DO remember her! | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1387 Registered: 11-2004 |
This morning's inbox: Perceval Bridgewater Re: t C | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 12304 Registered: 1-2003 |
"Quinn Gray" <mwagner@19381.com> cheap oem soft shipping //orldwide "epvuezoav" <epvuezoav@lm-mgmt.com> Fw: hey noglider "Volodymyr Britten" <volodymibritte@vydra.net> Re: O F "Keaton Hall" <sales_heathrow@americanbacklash.com> Software At Low Pr1ce "Inocencio Humphries" <humphiinocen@bergernet.com> tactician eleusinian info@ataru-moroboshi.com $B!!59$7$$$G$9$+!)(B Peeyij@worcestericecats.com "Doug Pugh" <pujvtdoybhzxl@sun.ihep.ac.cn> Are you looking for che ap medlcatlons? | ||
| Dave Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 8532 Registered: 4-1997  |
Milton Blimpbottom | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 1709 Registered: 8-2003  |
this morning got an email from Affronted M. Pilgrimages | ||
| CLK Supporter Username: Clkelley Post Number: 1869 Registered: 6-2002  |
I got a great offer this morning for cheap software from - Sylvester Stallone (no kidding) | ||
| peggy Citizen Username: Peggy Post Number: 2 Registered: 1-2006 |
This morning, in a space of two hours, Angelina sent me "became": Megan was at rest when that happened denote. jefferson at schlitz or even efficacy as in hickory Then Violet sent me "guilt": Leanna was at singlet when that happened logging. anew at guru or even lowry as in garth Then Henrietta sent (headset): Kirby was at tragedy when that happened wade. eardrum at hobbes or even glimpse as in attire Then Lillian (dirty): Gracie was at cup when that happened amerada. precedent at asymmetry or even nod as in bowfin My Mail program deems this poetry junk mail, but can't wrap around the fact that any way C I - aL i S is spelled, I don't want it. | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1400 Registered: 11-2004 |
Today's commercial correspondent: Endears H. Debased | ||
| spysonic Citizen Username: Spysonic Post Number: 79 Registered: 4-2005 |
This is hilarious, cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines http://www.spamusement.com/ Best Regards, Hugh Jazz | ||
| CLK Supporter Username: Clkelley Post Number: 1887 Registered: 6-2002 |
This morning, my great software deal offer came from Donna Karan | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1416 Registered: 11-2004 |
Nip R. Assam, my main man, with software bargains galore.... | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1422 Registered: 11-2004 |
Willie Kline asks in his subject line: "Do you know how much several Web Designer earns?" Uh, gee, Willie, how many designers is that anyway? | ||
| notehead Supporter Username: Notehead Post Number: 3032 Registered: 5-2001  |
Just got one from "Basil Hand". I guess that's better than "Mustard Butt". | ||
| The Soulfullest Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1423 Registered: 11-2004 |
Amen to that... | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 12419 Registered: 1-2003 |
Today, I got spam from, among other "people," Dappling E. Beulah Mohammel OReilly (product of a mixed marriage?) | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1442 Registered: 11-2004 |
Today, I had to ask myself, when I received spam, would anyone buy "OEM software" from someone named.... Awakens U. Deceit Sheeesh! Maybe these names are computer generated, that's the only explanation I can come up with. | ||
| Rastro Citizen Username: Rastro Post Number: 2325 Registered: 5-2004  |
Today's list of spam senders: Aurelio L. Cannon RESIDENTIAL SYSTEMS Smileys Tabatha Carlisle Zyprexa Earnings Today Debt to Wealth Investor News Alerts Detergent Survey Doctor Doctor 411web.com Matches4U@reply.medicineall.com Newsletter Jackson Hughes SpecialsDaily ThirtyPlusSingles Rene Farr 411mortgagehomeloans.com EquityLoan@nuumsa.com Mycity.com Bertie Bernard Earnestine Benson Octavio Ott Tax Liens Direct Effie Stewart Daren H. Hendrix Erin Farris Rolando Buckner µç×Ó¿ÍƱÍø@piao315.com This last one is my personal favorite. | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 1114 Registered: 11-2001 |
Got one today from Santanna Wantz. She had a particularly unpleasant request. | ||
| Dogbert Citizen Username: Dogbert Post Number: 21 Registered: 1-2006  |
One of the great spams of all time: Subject: Re: Aliens or Time Travelers PLEASE HELP! excerpt: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back in time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1475 Registered: 11-2004 |
Purport V. Straggled sent me email regarding, guess what? Software | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1482 Registered: 11-2004 |
Fionnghuala Gemmell Re: glo bosity news | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1483 Registered: 11-2004 |
Here are the bookcases that we had built-in, so-to-speak. Not around a fireplce but on both sides of an archway between LR and DR. WE love them because they look like they've always been there. Builder was Victor Garbowski - 917-403-8510   | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 1797 Registered: 8-2003 |
Longboat R. Interbreeding | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 12695 Registered: 1-2003 |
I love this one! "Malfunctions A. Salivate" <bozo@gourmetroyal.com> | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1564 Registered: 11-2004 |
34.Red-80-39-146.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net@ yahoo.com RE: Read this ASAP | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1565 Registered: 11-2004 |
Wow, just realized that I made that posting with the photo in the wrong thread! I wondered where it had gone. | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 1289 Registered: 11-2001 |
Today I got an e-mail from Melinda Smilin, with the subject line "hump day every day". | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1578 Registered: 11-2004 |
Helene T. Whittaker re: edwin isn't anthem | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 1883 Registered: 8-2003 |
Unkindly A. Galapagos | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1610 Registered: 11-2004 |
Firefight Q. Fancier! | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 1953 Registered: 8-2003 |
Dogmatist P. Palindrome | ||
| Freshwater Films Supporter Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 6023 Registered: 12-2001  |
I can send you guys spam if you want. Happily! | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1654 Registered: 11-2004 |
Penetration V. Trivialize | ||
| The Soulful Mr T Citizen Username: Howardt Post Number: 1662 Registered: 11-2004 |
Nougat C. Chaperoned | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 13161 Registered: 1-2003 |
Butchery E. Expunge Effusiveness B. Reinstatement Shripati Atterbury Boggling T. Reformatory Israel Nance |
