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     Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 4539 Registered: 7-2001  |
Don't go to bed, with no price on your head No, no, don't do it. Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time, Yeah, don't do it. And keep your eye on the sparrow. When the going gets narrow. Don't do it, don't do it. Where can I go where the cold winds don't blow, Now. Well, well, well. | |||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1620 Registered: 5-2005  |
One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one All bananas playing in the bright warm sun, Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la (Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree Hey there everybody won't you come along and see How much like Banana Splits everyone can be Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone | |||
| ken (the other one) Citizen Username: Ken Post Number: 416 Registered: 5-2001  |
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| Bob K Supporter Username: Bobk Post Number: 11983 Registered: 5-2001 |
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour……… The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost. The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire, and his Wife, the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle. | |||
| ken (the other one) Citizen Username: Ken Post Number: 417 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2451 Registered: 11-2001  |
Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they're turned around. Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya) Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya) Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back, Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. | |||
| Pizzaz Supporter Username: Pizzaz Post Number: 3838 Registered: 11-2001  |
One of my childhood favs: They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he, And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, Flying there-under, under the sea! Everyone loves the king of the sea, Ever so kind and gentle is he, Tricks he will do when children appear, And how they laugh when he's near! They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he, And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, Flying there-under, under the sea! | |||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 6113 Registered: 2-2003  |
H R PUFF N' STUFF ALWAYS THERE WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH H.R.PUFF N'STUFF YOU CANT GET A LITTLE IF YOU CANT GET ENOUGH. AND THE BOAT WAS OWNED BY A CROOKED OLD WITCH WHO HAD IN MIND A FLUTE TO SNITCH AND THE BOAT WENT ON AND ON AND ON -------------------------------------------------------------------- H.R. Pufnstuff, Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Pufnstuff Can't do a little cause he can't do enough. Once upon a summertime Just a dream from yesterday A boy and his magic golden flute Heard a boat from off the bay "Come and play with me, Jimmy Come and play with me. And I will take you on a trip Far across the sea." But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch Who had in mind the flute to snitch From her broom broom in the sky She watched her plans materialize She waved her wand The beautiful boat was gone The skies grew dark The sea grew rough And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on. But Pufnstuff was watching too And knew exactly what to do He saw the witch's boat attack And as the boy was fighting back He called his rescue racer crew As often they'd rehearsed And off to save the boy they flew But who would get there first? But now the boy had washed ashore Puf arrived to save the day Which made the witch so mad and sore She shook her first and screamed away. H.R. Pufnstuff, Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Pufnstuff Can't do a little cause he can't do enough. H.R. Pufnstuff, Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Pufnstuff Can't do a little cause he can't do enough. | |||
| ken (the other one) Citizen Username: Ken Post Number: 419 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 4541 Registered: 7-2001 |
Ess, Great choice So Parents, Love the Banana Splits | |||
| TomD Citizen Username: Tomd Post Number: 513 Registered: 5-2005  |
believe it or not | |||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 846 Registered: 2-2006  |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows Your name. You wanna go where people know, people are all the same, You wanna go where everybody knows your name. Full Lyrics never actually aired Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got; Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? All those night when you've got no lights, The check is in the mail; And your little angel Hung the cat up by it's tail; And your third fiance didn't show; Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to be where you can see, Our troubles are all the same; You want to be where everybody knows your name. Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead; The morning's looking bright; And your shrink ran off to Europe, And didn't even write; And your husband wants to be a girl; Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to go where people know, People are all the same; You want to go where everybody knows your name. Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came... What else from me.... | |||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 4550 Registered: 7-2001 |
Marshall, Will, and Holly On a routine expedition Met the greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft. And plunged them down a thousand feet below. To the Land of the Lost. To the Land of the Lost. To the Land of the Lost | |||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 4551 Registered: 7-2001 |
Felix the Cat The Wondeful Wonderful Cat Whenever he gets in a fix he reaches into his bag of trix Felix the the cat The wonderful wonderful cat You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache your heart will go pitter pat That's Felix, he's the wonderful cat | |||
| Oldstone Citizen Username: Rogers4317 Post Number: 804 Registered: 6-2004 |
Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, He's a demon on wheels. | |||
| Hank Zona Supporter Username: Hankzona Post Number: 5787 Registered: 3-2002  |
my kids know the theme songs to shows theyve never seen because I liked the tunes..or re-makes of them...Banana Splits Theme by Liz Phair is a good one... my recent fave, by They Might Be Giants... Yes, no, maybe I don't know Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty Why I, why I'm in this room There is no point explaining You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big Life is a test, and I confess I like this mess I've made so far Grade on a curve and you'll observe I'm right below the horizon Yes, no, maybe, I don't know Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big Life is unfair | |||
| Oldstone Citizen Username: Rogers4317 Post Number: 805 Registered: 6-2004 |
Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother... the youngest one in curls. Here's the story of a man named Brady, who was busy with three boys of his own That's all I remember... | |||
| Hank Zona Supporter Username: Hankzona Post Number: 5788 Registered: 3-2002 |
or this one..by Harry Nilsson People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end. People let me tell you bout my best friend, He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son. Cause he's my best friend. Yes he's my best friend. | |||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2461 Registered: 11-2001 |
Baby, if you've ever wondered, Wondered whatever became of me, I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP. Got kind of tired packing and unpacking, Town to town and up and down the dial Maybe you and me were never meant to be, But baby think of me once in awhile. I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.. | |||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2494 Registered: 8-2003  |
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it! Give us any chance, we'll take it. Give us any rule, we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true. Doin' it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back now, Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come true, Doin' it our way. There is nothing we won't try, Never heard the word impossible. This time there's no stopping us. We're gonna do it. On your mark, get set, and go now, Got a dream and we just know now, We're gonna make our dream come true. And we'll do it our way, yes our way. Make all our dreams come true, And do it our way, yes our way, Make all our dreams come true For me and you. | |||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 4553 Registered: 7-2001 |
Hank, The Courtship of Eddie's Father? Right On!!!! | |||
| Hank Zona Supporter Username: Hankzona Post Number: 5789 Registered: 3-2002 |
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Patty's only seen the sight. A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights -- What a crazy pair! But they're cousins, Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. Where Cathy adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette, Our Patty loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control -- What a wild duet! Still, they're cousins, Identical cousins and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike -- You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind. | |||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2462 Registered: 11-2001 |
Chico, don't be discouraged, The Man he ain't so hard to understand. Chico, if you try now, I know that you can lend a helping hand. Because there's good in everyone And a new day has begun You can see the morning sun if you try. And I know, things will be better Oh yes they will for Chico and the Man Yes they will for Chico and the Man. | |||
| Calliope Citizen Username: Calliope Post Number: 479 Registered: 3-2006  |
Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you girl, and you should know it With each glance and every little movement you show it Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after all How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone But it's time you started living It's time you let someone else do some giving Love is all around, no need to waste it You can have a town, why don't you take it You're gonna make it after all You're gonna make it after all | |||
| MHD Citizen Username: Mayhewdrive Post Number: 4319 Registered: 5-2001  |
Not exactly a theme song but.... This is the story of 2 sisters: Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates and these are the Campbells. And this is Soap. | |||
| Hank Zona Supporter Username: Hankzona Post Number: 5790 Registered: 3-2002 |
Hello, world, here the song that we're singin' C'mon get happy! A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin' We'll make you happy! We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together, We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on. Somethin' always happens whenever we're together We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song. Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin' C'mon get happy! A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin' We'll make you happy! We'll make you happy! We'll make you happy! | |||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2495 Registered: 8-2003 |
Hank - GOOD ONE!!! I think I might cry... <sniff> | |||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw  Post Number: 5166 Registered: 5-2001  |
Come and knock on our door..... We've been waiting for you...... Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's company too. Come and dance on on our floor...... Take a step that is new..... We've a loveable space that needs your face, Three's company too. You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you...... Down at our rendez-vous, Three's company, too!!!!!! | |||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2496 Registered: 8-2003 |
ok - I was referring to the courtship of eddie's father, NOT the Partridge Family  | |||
| Calliope Citizen Username: Calliope Post Number: 480 Registered: 3-2006 |
I Love Lucy and she loves me, We're as happy as two can be, sometimes we quarrel but then... How we love making up again. Lucy kisses like no one can, She's my missus, and I'm her man; And life is heaven you see 'Cause I Love Lucy Yes, I Love Lucy and Lucy, Lucy loves me. | |||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 1921 Registered: 10-2002  |
Green acres is the place to be. Farm livin’ is the life for me. Land spreadin’ out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. New York is where I’d rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue. The chores. The stores. Fresh air. Times Square You are my wife Good bye, city life. Green Acres we are there! | |||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2464 Registered: 11-2001 |
(In a similar vein to MHD's non-theme song theme song, above, I present my personal favorite  On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that one day, he would return to her. Having nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his [childhood] friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? | |||
| Project 37 Citizen Username: Project37 Post Number: 129 Registered: 3-2006  |
In the words of Alan Thicke: Everybody's got a special kind of story Everybody finds a way to shine It don't matter that you've got not a lot So what? They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine... ...and together we'll be fine! ---- Here's Dave Chappelle, John Mayer, and The Roots' ?uestlove with their rendition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzqZlBD6poo | |||
| letters Citizen Username: Letters016 Post Number: 594 Registered: 5-2005  |
Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse club We'll have fun We'll be new faces High! High! High! High! We'll do things and We'll go places All around the world We'll go marching Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E | |||
| Joanne G Citizen Username: Joanne Post Number: 272 Registered: 10-2004 |
Ess - we spent the weekend arguing about WKRP because we caught a movie with Dr John (?) Fever in it and David had never heard of the series!!!!! Why do you guys ALWAYS have the best coversations when I'm asleep???  And now I'm rushing off to work!!! SOP - what about the Minder and Z-car themes?! | |||
| Tom N Citizen Username: Tjn Post Number: 139 Registered: 3-2005  |
They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family. Their house is a museum Where people come to see 'em They really are a scream The Addams Family. (Neat) (Sweet) (Petite) So get a witches shawl on A broomstick you can crawl on We're gonna pay a call on The Addams Family. | |||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2477 Registered: 11-2001 |
Joanne, tell David he has missed a classic series. That was really one of the best (in addition to having a great theme song!). Have a good day! | |||
| Arnomation Citizen Username: Arnomation Post Number: 587 Registered: 7-2003  |
The best TV theme song of all time is Barney Miller (if I knew how to upload sound files I'd post it but I can't figure out how to do it) | |||
| letters Citizen Username: Letters016 Post Number: 595 Registered: 5-2005 |
Not really a theme song, but it led into it... On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Loved that show! | |||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 6116 Registered: 2-2003 |
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, Saturday, what a day, Rockin all week with you. This day is ours Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days) This day is ours (Oh Happy Days) Oh please be mine. Hello sunshine, goodbye rain, She's wearing my high school ring on her chain. She's my steady, I'm her man, I'm gonna love her all I can. (Chorus) Gonna cruise her round the town, Show everybody what I've found Rock'n'roll with all my friends Hopin' the music never ends. These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days) These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days) These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days |
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