| Author | Message | ||
     Jay Citizen Username: Jaymon Post Number: 1194 Registered: 10-2004  |
Mem is SO hot that if you ran out of gas for your grill, you could finish cooking your steak on her stomach. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1934 Registered: 10-2003 |
wow. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6404 Registered: 5-2001  |
Jay you are so HOT that the Sahara Desert takes a vacation when you go visit it. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1478 Registered: 5-2005  |
mem is so hot that she alone is responsible for global warming... | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6406 Registered: 5-2001 |
SOP is so HOT that the sun wears shades when she goes to the beach... | ||
| Lucy Supporter Username: Lucy Post Number: 4331 Registered: 5-2005  |
Mem is so hot lava continues to boil at the sight of her! | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 23382 Registered: 6-2001  |
Lucy is so hot she melts the freezer section at the supermarket just by walking down the aisle. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1481 Registered: 5-2005 |
Bets is so hot, they don't allow her anywhere near "Old Faithful" as it would evaporate.... | ||
| Pizzaz Supporter Username: Pizzaz Post Number: 3820 Registered: 11-2001  |
Mem is so hot, Dean and Ella sing you can't take that away from me....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5DvHKf015Y&mode=related&search=ella%20fitzgerald | ||
| Case Citizen Username: Case Post Number: 1788 Registered: 2-2005 |
Actually, mem was at a party at my house... and quite a few guys were asking about her. I made up some EXCELLENT stories. | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1194 Registered: 1-2006  |
Is mem single? I can't keep anyones gender, marital status, or sexual preference straight. Except my own.  J.B. | ||
| BGS Supporter Username: Bgs Post Number: 1095 Registered: 10-2003 |
Let me just say this...MEM's other half is quite hot!!! Watch out JB!!!! :-) B | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1197 Registered: 1-2006 |
I'm not flirting, I'm just trying to figure out the dynamics. It doesn't matter, once I DO figure it all out, I'll just forget. Okay, back to the topic. Mem is so hot, when she eats corn on the cob, it starts popping. J.B. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1503 Registered: 5-2005 |
mem is so HOT that Siberia have asked to clone her... | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 765 Registered: 2-2006  |
Mems so hot that hell is jealous. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1938 Registered: 10-2003 |
Mem is so hot I got a second degree burn when she walked by. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1510 Registered: 5-2005 |
mem is so hot, no volcano will ever erupt when she is around as it can't stand up to her.... | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2400 Registered: 11-2001  |
Mem is so hot that even Chuck Norris melts in her presence. | ||
| Mr. Big Poppa Citizen Username: Big_poppa Post Number: 717 Registered: 7-2004  |
Mem is so hot she's been banned from hockey games. | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 722 Registered: 5-2001 |
Mem is so hot M&Ms melt in her presence. | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1202 Registered: 1-2006 |
Mem is so hot when she goes fishing, they come out of the water deep fried with chips. J.B. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1518 Registered: 5-2005 |
mem is so hot, when she passes by a jalepeno pepper, it wimpers in pain... | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 782 Registered: 2-2006 |
Mem's so hot that she is banned from Alaska | ||
| Jersey_Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 1209 Registered: 1-2006 |
Mem is so hot, to make coffee, she puts a coffee bean and some water in her mouth and gargles. | ||
| bets Supporter Username: Bets Post Number: 23385 Registered: 6-2001 |
Mem is so hot Al Gore has just declared her the reason for global warming. | ||
| Mr. Big Poppa Citizen Username: Big_poppa Post Number: 720 Registered: 7-2004 |
Mem is so hot her toilet had to be lined with rocket tile. | ||
| buzzsaw Citizen Username: Buzzsaw  Post Number: 5120 Registered: 5-2001  |
mem is so hot that I sued McDonald's because they didn't warn me | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 798 Registered: 2-2006 |
mem so hot the Puff the magic dragon is turned on | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1527 Registered: 5-2005 |
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| Cis4Cookie Citizen Username: Cis4cookie Post Number: 1 Registered: 6-2006 |
mem is so hot i burned my retinas | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 801 Registered: 2-2006 |
It ain't global warming....it's mem | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1530 Registered: 5-2005 |
....and she hasn't even warmed up yet.... | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 6040 Registered: 2-2003  |
mem is so hot the sun shivers in her presence... | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 732 Registered: 5-2001 |
Mem is so hot Aquaman vaporizes in her presence. | ||
| Jay Citizen Username: Jaymon Post Number: 1195 Registered: 10-2004 |
EEK! I've created a monster  ! Mem is so HOT I have Bovine Persperation on my upper lip and I'm not even sure what a Bovine really is...... | ||
| Jay Citizen Username: Jaymon Post Number: 1196 Registered: 10-2004 |
(she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An youre half-way there cause if my minds tore up Then my body dont care (OK, so I lied...) | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6413 Registered: 5-2001 |
Yum - Bovine persperation - Hot hot HOT! | ||
| justmelaura Citizen Username: Justmelaura Post Number: 733 Registered: 5-2001 |
She's Here! She's Here! S*&%! My screen is melting... | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6414 Registered: 5-2001 |
JML, I am not here - I am in a suburb of San Fran. It looks like Rte 22 with palm trees, and it is....hot! | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2422 Registered: 11-2001 |
I just heard that the temp in San Fran spiked to a record high today. Now I know why. |
