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     tulip Citizen Username: Braveheart Post Number: 967 Registered: 3-2004 |
You can't read! I said COUNTY, not COUNTRY. This is your country, sbenois, and mine, and we have a rule here that people like you who claim to be so powerful and important can't bully people like me. So stop trying. | ||
| sbenois Citizen Username: Sbenois Post Number: 11728 Registered: 10-2001  |
I can't read, I admit it. But to the understanding impaired, does it matter? | ||
| tulip Citizen Username: Braveheart Post Number: 970 Registered: 3-2004 |
Actually, it does. | ||
| sbenois Citizen Username: Sbenois Post Number: 11729 Registered: 10-2001 |
I'm glad that you recognize your faults. | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1373 Registered: 5-2001  |
Ahem, I have already hijacked this thread. (With apologies to fair Mem.) And so... "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." —George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002 "I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill." —George W. Bush, Fort Meade, Maryland, June 4, 2002 | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1377 Registered: 5-2001 |
I can't resist... this is a classic Bushism, except it's by our very own Nailz: "I AM NOT MEM, STRAWBERRY OR ANY ONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!" | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 3588 Registered: 5-2001  |
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| The Straw Remains The Same Citizen Username: Strawberry Post Number: 3552 Registered: 10-2001 |
posted Nov. 2, 2003 Notehead said: "I like bananas because they're easy to eat on the run. I also eat grapes, but they're not easy to eat on the run. In general, Apples give me the runs. Maybe I should wash them first." | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 3590 Registered: 5-2001 |
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| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1380 Registered: 5-2001 |
Um, no, strawman, I never said that. But my Bush posts are all legit. "The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." —George W. Bush, May 1, 2002 "My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific." —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002 | ||
| Innisowen Citizen Username: Innisowen Post Number: 38 Registered: 3-2004 |
How about Bush's howler on economic opportunity for all masses and classes here in the good ol' USA. He's quoted as saying "make the pie higher..." | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1382 Registered: 5-2001 |
"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1385 Registered: 5-2001 |
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush | ||
| The Straw Remains The Same Citizen Username: Strawberry Post Number: 3572 Registered: 10-2001 |
"I met my wife on MOL." -Notehead | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1388 Registered: 5-2001 |
Um, also not true. I was introduced to my fiancé by someone I first met on MOL. Truth constantly eludes you, it's like a reverse-magnetism kinda thing, isn't it? Ahem... back to work... ah, here's a good one: "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" —George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004 I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." —George W. Bush, in response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000 | ||
| Ukealalio Citizen Username: Ukealalio Post Number: 1128 Registered: 6-2003 |
Keep em coming notehead. And Straw remember, "The truth will set you free". | ||
| The Straw Remains The Same Citizen Username: Strawberry Post Number: 3576 Registered: 10-2001 |
"I was invited and attended a party thrown by Strawberry" -Notehead | ||
| notehead Citizen Username: Notehead Post Number: 1392 Registered: 5-2001 |
Grammar incompetence aside, you're wrong again, fruit-boy. I was invited by your vastly better half. And at the time (about 4 years ago), there was no such thing as Strawberry. So nyah nyah. Now, where were we.... "He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to make it very clear to you exactly what I intend to do and he talked about non-performing loans, the devaluation issue and regulatory reform and he placed equal emphasis on all three." —George W. Bush, who had meant to say "the deflation issue" rather than "the devaluation issue," and accidentally sent the Japanese Yen tumbling, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002 | ||
| Dave Citizen Username: Dave Post Number: 7967 Registered: 4-1998  |
The answer to this question is: whichever party Larry David belongs to. | ||
| Nohero Citizen Username: Nohero Post Number: 3773 Registered: 10-1999  |
"And at the time (about 4 years ago), there was no such thing as Strawberry". Notehead, are you saying that, at some point, there was some sort of Bruce-Banner-in-the-laboratory accident? And, as a result, uncontrolled anger now causes a formerly mild-mannered individual to be transformed into The Incredible Strawberry? |
