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Darryl Strawberry
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 12:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oldstone writes:

"if you cared about people of jewish faith you wouldn't call them jews."

Seriously folks, can't make this stuff up..



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greenetree
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 12:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Not sure that I agree. As a Jew, I get pissed off when called anything other than "Albanian".
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Darryl Strawberry
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 12:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

As a Jew I hate it when they call me a white male.
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

and i hate being called a jew because growing up being called a jew was derogatory. i still don't want to be called a jew or a gay. why do you need to call people a name that refers to their religion??? you need some lessons in basic manners. get a life and learn to be less condescending and arrogant.

now get over me and get on to your money-making, bench-pressing and famous-friend name-dropping.
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Rastro
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Being called a Jew was derogatory? Where the heck did you grow up?

Besides, no one called you a Jew. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Straw, but all he said was "My feeling is that you do not care for Jews since you are unwilling to do anything at all that could possibly prevent Israel from being destroyed." What should he call people of the Jewish faith? Plants?
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mem
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I have been called a McWop, and McGuinea. I always resented that they left out the Scottish and Swedish and whatever else parts of my heritage, so now I ask people to please call me McWopsvenkiltplusgodknowswhatelse.

Sticks and stones.
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

i call them people...people who are jewish if you need to call out what religion they practice for whatever reason.

why do people need to be called something that can flame prejudice?

i didn't say he called me a jew.

listen, this is my last post on this or the other witchhunt thread started by the cyber-bully. i am just sick and goddamned tired of coming across his continual, condescending, attack posts.
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Darryl Strawberry
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

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Case
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Look for a new post from Straw soon, entitled "Dave - look what Oldstone said about me - waaaaah waaaaaaah waaaaaaah"... and requesting a ban for 'being mean'.
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Mayor McCheese
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I get insulted when people call me a guy. I am a person; call me a male or a man. I am not a guy. When I was a child being called a guy was something derogatory.

Maybe I just don't understand. I am a catholic, so if someone called me a catholic I wouldn't be insulted. All religions are differnt. I guess some people don't like others saying they belong to a specific religion, even if they do in fact belong to that religion.

Oldstone, being Jewish isn't a bad thing. If someone says you are Jewish, you should just say, "Yes, I am." There is no reason to get insulted about it.

This thread is silly.
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Darryl Strawberry
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"What should he call people of the Jewish faith? Plants?"
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ok, i lied.

mayor, who said being jewish is a bad thing? noone would ever (now) say to me "you jew". noone would say to me "you are jewish". if someone wanted to know what religion i practiced they might ask "are you jewish?" or "what religion are you?"

people have said to me: "get the jew" "kill the jew" "don't let the jew play" "jew " "jew, jew, jew"

noone says "get the catholic" "catholic " "catholic, catholic, catholic"

what is nice about being called a jew? tell me.
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ess
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 1:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

To Oldstone's point:

Jon Lovitz was on The Tonight Show a few weeks ago. Made some comment about someone saying something/doing something because Lovitz was a "Jew". Lovitz then said, "I am not a Jew. I am Jewish."

Anyway, there are far, far worse terms for a Jewish person, unfortunately, and it is far too easy for many to come up with these terms.
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Southerner
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oldstone,
You have now entered the lack of self control club. Please, if you say this is your last post on a subject then at least respect yourself enough to heed your own advice. Or better yet, don't make such grandiose statements. That way you can leave it or come back whenever you want. In the meantime, I am laughing....
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hmm, you're probably laughing at me the same way everyone laughs at you for being obsessed with a community thousands of miles from where you are and posting your same tired rhetoric. the difference between me and you is that you and others like you (gee, i wonder who) laugh AT people and feel empowered by posting your "laughter" online where i laugh when someone says something funny and not at the cost of someone's pride, intellect or politics.
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bettyd
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

No. The dumbest post ever was when you described invading Iraq, organizing and training its military and police to take over security, and the forming of a "unity democratic" government amongst religious and ethnic factions that have hated each other for centuries as "pretty basic stuff." You can't make this stuff up.

You shold stop posting on this "boring" board filled with so many people you freely refer to as morons and apply for a job with the Bush Administration. They love people like you who can keep things really, really simple, especially with regards to inconsequential topics such as waging war, international relations, Middle East history, and the use of nuclear weapons.
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Bob K
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oldstone, like myself, probably grew up in the 1950s and calling someone a "Jew" was not polite. Even amongst ourselves in my family we would say, "David is Jewish", never "David is a Jew". If it doesn't bother you guys fine, but to me it seems a little like calling an African American the "N" word.

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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

thank you, bob.
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Mayor McCheese
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"noone says "get the catholic" "catholic •••" "catholic, catholic, catholic" "

Not any more. But they used to in the old days. Romans for a long time would kill you if you said that you were catholic. And yet, people were still not ashamed of it.

Your point is not missed, but it is still silly. You can say any word (nouns mostly) in a bad way. It's not a bad thing to be gay. The word gay is not an insulting word, just like the word jew is not insulting. There are ways to say it that can be insulting though.

If I call you a jew, I might as well say "you are jewish." There really isn't a difference unless in your own head you want there to be. I would not insult someone for being a jew. It would be a different story if I said "you f*cking *sshole jew." Then again I could also call someone an "f*cking *sshole chair."

Jew is not a bad word. But some people are bad people.

Sometimes people are too sensative. If no offense is meant, why take offense? Why make a problem where there is none?
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

mayor, my comment was to one person that has a reputation for calling people names. period. you are making this more than it is/was.
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stefano
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Can someone be Christianish?
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Bob K
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Stefano

Yeah, that is a Deist such as myself who leans toward Christianity, but doesn't buy the whole ball of wax.

Jeesh, I thought everybody knew that. :-)
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 2:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Doesn't it depend on context? If someone asked, "What are you, a Jew or something?" I would probably take it as hostile, especially if he said the word extra loudly and sharply.

If someone asked, "As a Jew, do you think Arabs and Jews will one day live together peacefully in Israel?" that would be fine.
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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

agreed tom, but please take into account a poster that resorts to name-calling
in almost every one of his posts. hmmm...chicken little or the boy who cried wolf comes to mind.
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Bajou
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mayor: Don't quit your day/night job and apply for the UN. You are the worst diplomat I have ever met (not sure if I didn't just give you a compliment)

Tom: Confused...if "Jew" is a bad wore then wouldn't "Arab" be one too.

Not trying to upset anybody ...really just curious...
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anon
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Southerner:

Why do you denigrate yourself by using the term "Southerner" rather than " a Southern person" or "a person of Southern persuasion" or " a person from the South"?

So, many years ago a Jewish gentleman from the "old neighborhood" moved out to a fancy suburb. One day he went to visit his old friends in the old neighborhood and was asked how he liked his new location. He said:

"They have a very funny habit. They call everyone the opposite of what they are. There is a guy on my block who is 6'9". They call him "shorty". Guy next door weighs 450lbs. They call him "slim". And me who's lucky if I get laid once a year they call me "that f*cking Jew"."

That is an old Catskills joke, but I once heard an Hispanic comic tell the same joke except about a "Puerto Rican".
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bklyntonj
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hey Bob K, leave us AAs out of this.

Dave, Bob K just made an anti-niggetic statement. Ban him!

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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oldstone, I guess I need to see the context. If he used the word harshly, it's a problem. I just don't agree that being called a Jew is categorically an insult.

So yes, if Jew is bad, Arab is, too. But neither of them is bad. Nor is American.


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anon
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

noone says "get the catholic" "catholic •••" "catholic, catholic, catholic"


Have you ever been to Northern Ireland?
Have you ever heard of Northern Ireland?
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Bajou
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ahh Tom..the voice of reason. I think we should vote for Tom as President in 2008.

Look, he is calm, collected and can smooth anything over.. You got my vote.

Oh shucks I can't vote cause I am a foreigner...darn.
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Alleygater
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Being Arab doesn't have anything to do with religion as far as I know. Being Jewish does.
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Bajou
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hey Bklytonj:

Whats an anti-niggetic statement...???
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Bajou
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I don't agree. I have friends who consider themselves jewish but don't practise. I think being jewish is much more then just the religion, same as the discription "arab".
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Case
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Where's Cartman when you need him?
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Darryl Strawberry
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Tom the voice of reason??

That's almost as silly as oldstone writing that using the word "Jews" is hateful.

For the record, oldstone wrote "Jews", not "Jew". The Nazis referred to individuals as "the Jew" and yes it was meant as an attack. So, there are Jews out there who say they "are Jewish", not just "a Jew". However, Jews as in many has never and will never be considered negative. This is obviously what Bobk was getting at with his 50's analogy, he just wasn't 100% correct.

REMEMBER FOLKS, JEWS ROCK THE WORLD.. (Bob Dylan, etc)
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Alleygater, it's true that Arab is an ethnic identity, not a religious one. But being Jewish is both religious and ethnic. The Jewish faith is a lineage. Actually, it's a tribe! Many Jews would consider me a Jew even if I renounced my association. "Why be a Jew? Because you are."

This is a difference between Judaism and other religions such as Christianity and Islam. Those faiths welcome newcomers and make them full members. There are some Jewish congregations who welcome newcomers, but not many. Mine is one of those exceptions. The rationale (because we always need one) is that if you come to us, it must be because your soul was originally Jewish. I don't know if that means it got misplaced in the wrong body or what. Whatever.

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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

tom, how is being jewish an ethnicity? if my russian or german jewish ancestors are jewish by ethnicity then what happened to their german or russian-ness?
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Bajou
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hey Darryl:

Take a breath and read what is really "for the record"

http://www.jewfaq.org/whoisjew.htm

Excerpt:
It is important to note that being a Jew has nothing to do with what you believe or what you do. A person born to non-Jewish parents who has not undergone the formal process of conversion but who believes everything that Orthodox Jews believe and observes every law and custom of Judaism is still a non-Jew, even in the eyes of the most liberal movements of Judaism, and a person born to a Jewish mother who is an atheist and never practices the Jewish religion is still a Jew, even in the eyes of the ultra-Orthodox. In this sense, Judaism is more like a nationality than like other religions, and being Jewish is like a citizenship.

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Oldstone
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"That's almost as silly as oldstone writing that using the word "Jews" is hateful."

show me where i said that please, chicken little.

"However, Jews as in many has never and will never be considered negative."

you just dreamt that up to defend yourself?? LAME.
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Tom Reingold
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Posted on Thursday, May 4, 2006 - 3:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thanks, Bajou. I like you, too.

I don't see a conflict between Jewish ethnicity and identity with one's country. Remember that Jews are nomadic.

My name is German, but we don't know where or when it came from. We only know our family tree back a little bit, back to Russia. Lots of European Jews have German names that are identifiably Jewish. But I don't consider myself German. And the genetic thread can be traced, which is another reason to consider it an ethnicity.

Bajou wrote: It is important to note that being a Jew has nothing to do with what you believe or what you do.

It can if you want it to.

A person born to non-Jewish parents who has not undergone the formal process of conversion but who believes everything that Orthodox Jews believe and observes every law and custom of Judaism is still a non-Jew, even in the eyes of the most liberal movements of Judaism

This is not true. Some feel this way. Others don't, as I described a few minutes ago. Or, I should say, it is not universally agreed upon.

So what, exactly, is a Jew? That depends.

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