| Author | Message | ||
     xtralargebrain Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 10 Registered: 4-2006 |
1) Parents who need a nanny because they are too selfish to keep one parent at home to properly raise and manage the child. Forget the nanny, there are adoption agencies that will place your child in a more loving home environment. 2) Breast pump advertisements on Maplewood Online classified...Are they in such short supply that we need to be advertising used ones? Its gross. 3) Women who feel compelled to use hyphenated last names. Its a joke. Last time I checked, it was OK to use your own birth (i.e. maiden) name and you are just setting the womens movement back by assuming your husbands last name. But please.. just pick ONE name and use it. Dont smear your non-sense hypenated name all over your friends and family and work colleagues. (p.s. what last name are the children supposed to adopt?) 4) Pregnancy leave. Why should a couples sexual/reproductive behavior become corporate Americas problem?? Really, its ok to breed but dont put the consequences on me. 5) Abortion. Right, with respect to 4), your reproductive behavior IS surely my problem unless of course the tiny breathing human being is still behind the cervix in which case the public suddenly has absolutley no business involving itself in your reproductive affairs. Oh..I'm not angry; so zip it.. Just disgusted with people that are too PC and too afraid to come to terms with their sick human behavior. | ||
| Rastro Citizen Username: Rastro Post Number: 2991 Registered: 5-2004  |
Now THAT is funny. | ||
| FlyingSpaghettiMonst Citizen Username: Noodlyappendage Post Number: 84 Registered: 11-2005 |
Troll..please ignore | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4849 Registered: 5-2001 |
well I suppose that if only single-income families were to live in Maplewood it would lower the price of real estate. | ||
| Jersey Boy Citizen Username: Jersey_boy Post Number: 693 Registered: 1-2006  |
xtralargebrain, Okay, this was a good idea. But, you should have posted each separately. Then you can insult individuals who respond and THEN you'll get banned. No one wil respond to this. It's too much. Or, are you trying to see how long you can keep this up without being banned? J.B. | ||
| Glock 17 Citizen Username: Glock17 Post Number: 815 Registered: 7-2005  |
There is no link between brain size and intelligence, xtralargebrain. | ||
| MeAndTheBoys Citizen Username: Meandtheboys Post Number: 3638 Registered: 12-2004  |
Oy vey. As if. I think Libertarian has taken on a new identity! | ||
| xtralargebrain Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 11 Registered: 4-2006 |
Oh... heres a few more: 1) Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Its a smoke screen that bad parents have invented to cover up their bad parenting skills. 2) Parents that demand that the local school system provide special education resources for their ADHD child. It needlessly strains the school system and more importantly, its really not fair to the kids that have a genuine need for those resources. 3) Why is it suddenly so fashionable to proclaim that your child has a peanut allergy?(please research what Munchausens by proxy syndrome is all about). Should we be putting warning labels on peanut butter? Is Jiffy a harmful product? And please stop demanding that peanut based products be restricted from the school environment becuase of your perceived needs. Its all just garbage (and you know it is). | ||
| Factvsfiction Citizen Username: Factvsfiction Post Number: 222 Registered: 4-2006 |
reproduction has never been one of my pet peeves. | ||
| Nohero Supporter Username: Nohero Post Number: 5356 Registered: 10-1999  |
Fvf - Best response, by far.  | ||
| crabby Citizen Username: Crabbyappleton Post Number: 581 Registered: 1-2004 |
I have a question about the hyphenated name thing. Say your name is Jones and your husband is smith. You name your kid, Susie Jones-Smith. Susie Jones-Smith marries a guy named Freddie Porter-Satterfield. What do they name their kid? Johnnie Porter-Satterfield-Jones-Smith? I think there oughta be one agreed upon family name so no one is confused. If you want a different name for work, fine. | ||
| catmanjac Citizen Username: Catmanjac Post Number: 172 Registered: 2-2004  |
Xtralargebrain: take a pill or two or three and calm down! | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 7536 Registered: 5-2001  |
I know that this is a major troll thing being posted by a MOL alternative ID, but I gotta say..... Xtrasmall should really get some sort of award for the person who tries hardest to get the most attention. You are right up there with my 3 y/o niece! | ||
| MeAndTheBoys Citizen Username: Meandtheboys Post Number: 3646 Registered: 12-2004 |
crabby, that's always been my question too. Then take it down a few more generations and you have Johnnie Porter-Satterfield-Jones-Smith-Wilson-O'Brien-Soprano-Moskovitz. I guess, in that circumstance, it would be up to the kid to choose one name? | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 14041 Registered: 1-2003  |
While we're at it, what's with all these clothes people are wearing!? Take 'em off! I want to see you naked! Right, xtralargebrain? I bet you know what I'm talking about. | ||
| GOP Man Citizen Username: Headsup Post Number: 361 Registered: 5-2005  |
My pet peeve is all the moron libs in "tolerant" Maplewood who assume I'm stupid because I'm a Republican. | ||
| Glock 17 Citizen Username: Glock17 Post Number: 821 Registered: 7-2005 |
Exactly. Well personally I hate both the major parties...Registering independent...I'd rather waste my vote then the alternatives But yeah..all these pseudo-progressive libs are annoying | ||
| catmanjac Citizen Username: Catmanjac Post Number: 174 Registered: 2-2004 |
YOU're not alone! Maplewood has plenty of Republicans... wish there were more. | ||
| Factvsfiction Citizen Username: Factvsfiction Post Number: 243 Registered: 4-2006 |
Tom- Perhaps you should start a Maplewood/South Orange Nudist Colony? | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 1881 Registered: 11-2001  |
Then we could all see who has the extra-large.......brain. | ||
| Southerner Citizen Username: Southerner Post Number: 971 Registered: 2-2004 |
My pet peeve are posters who can't control themselves enough to not comment on a thread when they think the thread is a troll. You guys are loveable and will keep this troll at the top. (Disclaimer: I have no problem with trolls. They keep the boards interesting. And at least this troll didn't have to rely on Krugman, smile Tom, it's a light hearted poke!) | ||
| Case Citizen Username: Case Post Number: 1483 Registered: 2-2005 |
I'd love to have Dave raffle off the identities of the "alternate" posters... I think he's be able to raise a lot of money in the process. | ||
| Mr. Big Poppa Citizen Username: Big_poppa Post Number: 629 Registered: 7-2004  |
xtralargebrain Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 10 Registered: 4-2006 Has to be multiple identity poster. No one could be so brazen on their 10th post! Does sound like libby....very anti-children. | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 162 Registered: 2-2006 |
I think xtralargebrain should not be so worried about reproduction. The danger of it happening to him/her are slim to non exist. | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 12 Registered: 4-2006 |
Did I say something wrong? Tom R.: What are you trying to say? | ||
| Todd Manana Citizen Username: T_manana Post Number: 9 Registered: 9-2005 |
tom, I'm not sure whether real estate prices would fall if Maplewood had more single families, but taxes probably would. The fewer students in the schools, the better (I mean cheaper)! Lots of people would probably pay a premium to not have to listen to uncontrolled, undisciplined, screaming kids. GOP Man, being a Reublican doesn't necessarily make you stupid, but having a picture of George W. Douchebag attached to your name probably doesn't help your cause much. And xtralarge is right, selling used breast pumps really is about as disgusting as it gets. But come on xtralarge, without the nannies what would the husbands do to keep themselves entertained when the wives are out of the house at Starbucks? I NEVER hear husbands complain about nannies! | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 21 Registered: 4-2006 |
Todd, here all along I was fixated on the twisted behavior of parents. But your posting then reminded me that in addition to the handful of insightful disclosures I provided above, we also need to discuss the rude obnoxious children that become the byproduct. I'll have to start a separate thread on that phenomemon soon. | ||
| Case Citizen Username: Case Post Number: 1512 Registered: 2-2005 |
Wow... the pompous tone is SO familiar.... | ||
| Bajou Citizen Username: Bajou Post Number: 251 Registered: 2-2006 |
Yeah Case reminds me of somebody...I wonder what EVE would say if she'd know her hubby is shooting off his mouth like this. No apples for you Brain | ||
| Carl Thompson Citizen Username: Topcat Post Number: 200 Registered: 4-2003  |
I want an audit of the "xtralarge" claim. | ||
| Aquaman Supporter Username: Aquaman Post Number: 896 Registered: 8-2001  |
Enlarged brain is often a symptom of "water on the brain" Hydrocephalus for lay-people. Dr. Arthur Curry | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 22 Registered: 4-2006  |
Carl, A recent cat scan now appears in my profile though shrunken several times of course. Bajou, After posting some insightful nuggets about the absurdity of the bris and the perversion of circumcision in general, I realized that some members of our online community would not be able to rationally absorb and come to terms with the sick priorities and behavior I was exposing. People will get angry when they realize that there are gross inconsistencies in their arguments about their reproductive behavior and yes, people will get upset when nobody will pay attention to their ADHD and peanut allergy crap anymore. So it only made sense to change my name to shield myself from any potential retaliation that was to be expected from the people who exhibit the conduct I exposed. Case, You and several others can't seem to grasp that there are many other highly intelligent and gifted people that know they must call attention to the bris, pregnancy leave, ADHD and peanut allergy garbage. You validate your own sick beliefs by conveniently concluding that if anyone else demonstrates any agreement with my insights, that it all has to be coming from the same person (i.e LIB). How foolish of you. Here's a news flash: I am not LIB. Memo to LIB: We need to talk. | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 25 Registered: 4-2006 |
Do you think my brain photo projects a warmer and more endearing persona? Does anyone want to hug me? Am I having a public relations problem? | ||
| Case Citizen Username: Case Post Number: 1514 Registered: 2-2005 |
I barely know who Lib is, quite frankly... while its obvious that you're an "alternate poster", I never did think you were Lib. | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 26 Registered: 4-2006 |
Case, really, for whatever its worth, I am a brand new registered user who has never posted before. You seem to be suggesting that I am an earlier poster disguising myself as someone else but what would that accomplish? Think about it. Why are you having a hard time understanding that there can be more than one individual that can pierce through the ADHD and peanut allergy smokescreen?? Why is it difficult for you to believe that there can be more than one person that believes that parents today are too self absorbed to be raising children? Why is it difficult for you to believe that more than one person is sickened by a womans demands for pregancy leave? (Last time I checked, intercourse was a choice) | ||
| Just The Aunt Supporter Username: Auntof13 Post Number: 4920 Registered: 1-2004  |
XLB reminds me of the poster who use to get bent out of shape about taxes paying for the schools. Can't remember what name he used though... | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 14111 Registered: 1-2003 |
Cerebus, the first post by xtralargebrain had a name which matched exactly the name of someone else who has posted here. To be anonymous, you'll have to open yet another MOL account and change the name before the first time you post. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 7575 Registered: 5-2001 |
Now why would you have to point that out to someone with an extra large brain? | ||
| Case Citizen Username: Case Post Number: 1516 Registered: 2-2005 |
And in his post to Bajou doesn't he say that he 'needed to change his name'? | ||
| Cerebrus Maximus Citizen Username: Xtralargebrain Post Number: 28 Registered: 4-2006 |
Anyway.. this isnt about playing detective nor is it a debate about whether or not people know who you are. This forum is about the distribution of insightful viewpoints to our community so that they can be informed about the sick behavior of the current generation of people that are procreating. What is so wrong about that? |
