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Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 972 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |
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I can't believe how quickly 1000th post is upon me, especially in so short of a time period. Whether I've said anything you agree with or not, I appreciate that you've read anything I had to say. I've decided to retire at 1000 posts, and pursue a new stage in life.....wish me luck, and may you be so lucky as to be the recipient of my 1000th and final post. If/when I return to MOL, it will be under my actual name (the horror of it)...the anonymity of it all makes it too easy to spout off before thinking. |
   
tjohn
Supporter Username: Tjohn
Post Number: 4500 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:59 pm: |
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Many have vowed to quit. Few do. |
   
Mayor McCheese
Supporter Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1812 Registered: 7-2004

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:02 pm: |
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Smarty, I was waiting for my 1000th post when got caught up one night in a thread. I didn't realize until I was on post 1015 that I had missed it! |
   
Dave
Supporter Username: Dave
Post Number: 10154 Registered: 4-1997

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:06 pm: |
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You mean your name isn't Smarty? |
   
greenetree
Supporter Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 8387 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:06 pm: |
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Good luck. Dave and Jaime will be lurking on street corners, whispering promises of carefree, happy moments, reminding you of how goood it feels. Don't do it! Stay strong! Many of us have tried to make it, but don't. Does anyone know if people get a keychain at one year? |
   
greenetree
Supporter Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 8388 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:07 pm: |
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See? There he goes.... trying to engage you..... |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5919 Registered: 3-2002

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:08 pm: |
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they give out a ball and chain at one year. |
   
Pizzaz
Supporter Username: Pizzaz
Post Number: 3973 Registered: 11-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:12 pm: |
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live and let's post....  |
   
Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 973 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:19 pm: |
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Smarty Jones is actually a complete anagram of my true name. |
   
buzzsaw
Citizen Username: Buzzsaw
Post Number: 5307 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:21 pm: |
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Oh a puzzle! is your first name Nora? |
   
greenetree
Supporter Username: Greenetree
Post Number: 8391 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:36 pm: |
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This is one for Reingold; he's the Anagram King. |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5923 Registered: 3-2002

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:46 pm: |
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pb, what if you are reincarnated as a newt? Or as something that is already someone's handle (like LazyDog or some fruit item)? |
   
Dave
Supporter Username: Dave
Post Number: 10156 Registered: 4-1997

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:51 pm: |
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I see 'James' |
   
Rastro
Citizen Username: Rastro
Post Number: 3575 Registered: 5-2004

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:01 pm: |
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I'm going to quit when I hit 10,000. Really. I promise. |
   
TomD
Citizen Username: Tomd
Post Number: 560 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:06 pm: |
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Cool, according to http://wordsmith.org (you need to go to Advanced to get good results), anagrams of my name include: METALED TOOTHS STATEHOOD MELT HAMLETS TOOTED LAMEST TOOTHED TAMEST TOEHOLD MATTE TOOLSHED MOOLAH STETTED
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Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 978 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:09 pm: |
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Matte Toolshed is fantastic! |
   
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3514 Registered: 9-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:17 pm: |
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Smarty Jones interesting anagrams: Trojan Messy? Ewwwww Jeans Stormy (is that why the Trojan is Messy?) James Norsty Myra Jetsons (sister to George?)
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Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3515 Registered: 9-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:19 pm: |
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Sam Rentsjoy Art Mensjoys Hmmm, still on that Trojan Messy theme....... And, no Tom, I may be a bit twisted, but I am not Cato Nova. |
   
kevin
Supporter Username: Kevin
Post Number: 803 Registered: 2-2002
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |
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I could see Marty somebody or other |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5924 Registered: 3-2002

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:25 pm: |
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Ms. Arty Jones |
   
letters
Citizen Username: Letters016
Post Number: 617 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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Hmmm, I actually work with an Arty Jones and he does live in Maplewood. I wonder........ |
   
Monster©
Supporter Username: Monster
Post Number: 4065 Registered: 7-2002

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:40 pm: |
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and here I thought you won the Preakness in 2004 jeans stormy monsters jay messy trojan jessy matron jays monster martens joys joy smartens Mrs. Jane Yost Mrs. Jean Yost jessy morton mary s jetson myron assjet snorty james jenny assrot jayson stern
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Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 982 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:42 pm: |
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I'll post the answer in my 1000th post....that would be fitting! Unfortunately, if I get carried away, and post my 1000th elsewhere on MOL, than I'll be leaving you all hanging.... |
   
Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 983 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:44 pm: |
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PS. Someone is quite close |
   
Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 984 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:45 pm: |
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Now I'm just wasting posts, trying to get it over with......THE END IS NEAR |
   
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3516 Registered: 9-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:46 pm: |
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Actually, the end is behind you. |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5925 Registered: 3-2002

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:50 pm: |
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And...a flute without holes, is not a flute and a donut without a hole, is a danish. |
   
TomD
Citizen Username: Tomd
Post Number: 564 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:51 pm: |
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hehe, jenny assrot |
   
amelia
Citizen Username: Amelia
Post Number: 54 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 5:40 pm: |
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Mary J.S. Stone Sarje Montys |
   
Soparents
Supporter Username: Soparents
Post Number: 2160 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 7:26 pm: |
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Marjy stones? |
   
Soparents
Supporter Username: Soparents
Post Number: 2161 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 7:27 pm: |
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Martyn ojess? Martyn jesso? |
   
Scully
Citizen Username: Scully
Post Number: 761 Registered: 8-2005
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 8:49 pm: |
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Smarty Jones - I highly recommend posting under your own name. It does help keep you honest (me, anyway) and feels more like talking with neighbors than game playing with a bunch of strangers. |
   
Soparents
Supporter Username: Soparents
Post Number: 2163 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 9:11 pm: |
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and it will stop me going nuts!!!! |
   
Eats Shoots & Leaves
Citizen Username: Mfpark
Post Number: 3517 Registered: 9-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 9:18 pm: |
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Stormy Janes. That's it, the famous rock star from the late 1970's who vanished into the mists of time after choking on the head of a chicken he bit off while on stage in the Fillmore West just before it closed down. |
   
mlj
Citizen Username: Mlj
Post Number: 321 Registered: 6-2001
| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 10:21 pm: |
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S - I have low post count yet been here since before the 2001 registered mark. I have gone away for months maybe years at a time due to boredom, death (not my own) and occasional personal disaster and mayhem, but I think being anonymous is fine if you do not act rude and idiotic. Anyway, may the force be with you... |
   
notehead
Supporter Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3588 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 11:25 pm: |
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Myron Assjet!! YES! That must be it! I will be so terribly disappointed if that is not your real name because such a name needs to exist! Alas, I notice that it's not in the phone book. |
   
hch
Citizen Username: Hch
Post Number: 301 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 12:35 am: |
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Buck Naked....? |
   
Smarty Jones
Citizen Username: Birdstone
Post Number: 989 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 7:58 am: |
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so far, Myron is my favorite....maybe I'll comeback like the Phoenix, but named Myran Assjet. |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5926 Registered: 3-2002

| Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 8:08 am: |
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hey, if the shoe fits....wear it |
   
Mayor McCheese
Supporter Username: Mayor_mccheese
Post Number: 1821 Registered: 7-2004

| Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 11:07 am: |
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I just saw post number 995 on another thread. The end is coming. |