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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 972
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |         | 
 I can't believe how quickly 1000th post is upon me, especially in so short of a time period.  Whether I've said anything you agree with or not, I appreciate that you've read anything I had to say.  I've decided to retire at 1000 posts, and pursue a new stage in life.....wish me luck, and may you be so lucky as to be the recipient of my 1000th and final post.    If/when I return to MOL, it will be under my actual name (the horror of it)...the anonymity of it all makes it too easy to spout off before thinking.
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 tjohn
 Supporter
 Username: Tjohn
 
 Post Number: 4500
 Registered: 12-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 2:59 pm: |         | 
 Many have vowed to quit.  Few do.
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 Mayor McCheese
 Supporter
 Username: Mayor_mccheese
 
 
   Post Number: 1812
 Registered: 7-2004
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:02 pm: |         | 
 Smarty, I was waiting for my 1000th post when got caught up one night in a thread. I didn't realize until I was on post 1015 that I had missed it!
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 Dave
 Supporter
 Username: Dave
 
 
   Post Number: 10154
 Registered: 4-1997
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:06 pm: |         | 
 You mean your name isn't Smarty?
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 greenetree
 Supporter
 Username: Greenetree
 
 Post Number: 8387
 Registered: 5-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:06 pm: |         | 
 Good luck.  Dave and Jaime will be lurking on street corners, whispering promises of carefree, happy moments, reminding you of how goood it feels.  Don't do it!  Stay strong!
 
 Many of us have tried to make it, but don't.
 
 Does anyone know if people get a keychain at one year?
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 greenetree
 Supporter
 Username: Greenetree
 
 Post Number: 8388
 Registered: 5-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:07 pm: |         | 
 See?  There he goes....  trying to engage you.....
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 Hank Zona
 Supporter
 Username: Hankzona
 
 Post Number: 5919
 Registered: 3-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:08 pm: |         | 
 they give out a ball and chain at one year.
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 Pizzaz
 Supporter
 Username: Pizzaz
 
 Post Number: 3973
 Registered: 11-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:12 pm: |         | 
 live and let's post....
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 973
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:19 pm: |         | 
 Smarty Jones is actually a complete anagram of my true name.
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 buzzsaw
 Citizen
 Username: Buzzsaw
 
 
   Post Number: 5307
 Registered: 5-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:21 pm: |         | 
 Oh a puzzle!
 
 is your first name Nora?
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 greenetree
 Supporter
 Username: Greenetree
 
 Post Number: 8391
 Registered: 5-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:36 pm: |         | 
 This is one for Reingold; he's the Anagram King.
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 Hank Zona
 Supporter
 Username: Hankzona
 
 Post Number: 5923
 Registered: 3-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:46 pm: |         | 
 pb,
 
 what if you are reincarnated as a newt?  Or as something that is already someone's handle (like LazyDog or some fruit item)?
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 Dave
 Supporter
 Username: Dave
 
 
   Post Number: 10156
 Registered: 4-1997
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 3:51 pm: |         | 
 I see 'James'
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 Rastro
 Citizen
 Username: Rastro
 
 
   Post Number: 3575
 Registered: 5-2004
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:01 pm: |         | 
 I'm going to quit when I hit 10,000. Really. I promise.
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 TomD
 Citizen
 Username: Tomd
 
 Post Number: 560
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:06 pm: |         | 
 Cool, according to http://wordsmith.org (you need to go to Advanced to get good results), anagrams of my name include:
 
 METALED TOOTHS
 STATEHOOD MELT
 HAMLETS TOOTED
 LAMEST TOOTHED
 TAMEST TOEHOLD
 MATTE TOOLSHED
 MOOLAH STETTED
 
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 978
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:09 pm: |         | 
 Matte Toolshed is fantastic!
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 Eats Shoots & Leaves
 Citizen
 Username: Mfpark
 
 Post Number: 3514
 Registered: 9-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:17 pm: |         | 
 Smarty Jones interesting anagrams:
 
 Trojan Messy?  Ewwwww
 Jeans Stormy (is that why the Trojan is Messy?)
 James Norsty
 Myra Jetsons (sister to George?)
 
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 Eats Shoots & Leaves
 Citizen
 Username: Mfpark
 
 Post Number: 3515
 Registered: 9-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:19 pm: |         | 
 Sam Rentsjoy
 Art Mensjoys
 
 Hmmm, still on that Trojan Messy theme.......
 
 And, no Tom, I may be a bit twisted, but I am not Cato Nova.
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 kevin
 Supporter
 Username: Kevin
 
 Post Number: 803
 Registered: 2-2002
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:24 pm: |         | 
 I could see Marty somebody or other
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 Hank Zona
 Supporter
 Username: Hankzona
 
 Post Number: 5924
 Registered: 3-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:25 pm: |         | 
 Ms. Arty Jones
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 letters
 Citizen
 Username: Letters016
 
 Post Number: 617
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |         | 
 Hmmm, I actually work with an Arty Jones and he does live in Maplewood.  I wonder........
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 Monster©
 Supporter
 Username: Monster
 
 
   Post Number: 4065
 Registered: 7-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:40 pm: |         | 
 and here I thought you won the Preakness in 2004
 
 jeans stormy
 monsters jay
 messy trojan
 jessy matron
 jays monster
 martens joys
 joy smartens
 Mrs. Jane Yost
 Mrs. Jean Yost
 jessy morton
 mary s jetson
 myron assjet
 snorty james
 jenny assrot
 jayson stern
 
 
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 982
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:42 pm: |         | 
 I'll post the answer in my 1000th post....that would be fitting!  Unfortunately, if I get carried away, and post my 1000th elsewhere on MOL, than I'll be leaving you all hanging....
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 983
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:44 pm: |         | 
 PS.  Someone is quite close
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 984
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:45 pm: |         | 
 Now I'm just wasting posts, trying to get it over with......THE END IS NEAR
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 Eats Shoots & Leaves
 Citizen
 Username: Mfpark
 
 Post Number: 3516
 Registered: 9-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:46 pm: |         | 
 Actually, the end is behind you.
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 Hank Zona
 Supporter
 Username: Hankzona
 
 Post Number: 5925
 Registered: 3-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:50 pm: |         | 
 And...a flute without holes, is not a flute and a donut without a hole, is a danish.
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 TomD
 Citizen
 Username: Tomd
 
 Post Number: 564
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 4:51 pm: |         | 
 hehe, jenny assrot
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 amelia
 Citizen
 Username: Amelia
 
 Post Number: 54
 Registered: 12-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 5:40 pm: |         | 
 Mary J.S. Stone
 Sarje Montys
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 Soparents
 Supporter
 Username: Soparents
 
 Post Number: 2160
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 7:26 pm: |         | 
 Marjy stones?
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 Soparents
 Supporter
 Username: Soparents
 
 Post Number: 2161
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 7:27 pm: |         | 
 Martyn ojess?
 Martyn jesso?
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 Scully
 Citizen
 Username: Scully
 
 Post Number: 761
 Registered: 8-2005
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 8:49 pm: |         | 
 Smarty Jones - I highly recommend posting under your own name.  It does help keep you honest (me, anyway) and feels more like talking with neighbors than game playing with a bunch of strangers.
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 Soparents
 Supporter
 Username: Soparents
 
 Post Number: 2163
 Registered: 5-2005
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 9:11 pm: |         | 
 and it will stop me going nuts!!!!
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 Eats Shoots & Leaves
 Citizen
 Username: Mfpark
 
 Post Number: 3517
 Registered: 9-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 9:18 pm: |         | 
 Stormy Janes.  That's it, the famous rock star from the late 1970's who vanished into the mists of time after choking on the head of a chicken he bit off while on stage in the Fillmore West just before it closed down.
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 mlj
 Citizen
 Username: Mlj
 
 Post Number: 321
 Registered: 6-2001
 
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 10:21 pm: |         | 
 S - I have low post count yet been here since before the 2001 registered mark.  I have gone away for months maybe years at a time due to boredom, death (not my own) and occasional personal disaster and mayhem, but I think being anonymous is fine if you do not act rude and idiotic.  Anyway, may the force be with you...
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 notehead
 Supporter
 Username: Notehead
 
 Post Number: 3588
 Registered: 5-2001
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Monday, July 17, 2006 - 11:25 pm: |         | 
 Myron Assjet!!
 
 YES! That must be it! I will be so terribly disappointed if that is not your real name because such a name needs to exist!
 
 Alas, I notice that it's not in the phone book.
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 hch
 Citizen
 Username: Hch
 
 Post Number: 301
 Registered: 8-2002
 
 | | Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 12:35 am: |         | 
 Buck Naked....?
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 Smarty Jones
 Citizen
 Username: Birdstone
 
 Post Number: 989
 Registered: 10-2005
 
 | | Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 7:58 am: |         | 
 so far, Myron is my favorite....maybe I'll comeback like the Phoenix, but named Myran Assjet.
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 Hank Zona
 Supporter
 Username: Hankzona
 
 Post Number: 5926
 Registered: 3-2002
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 8:08 am: |         | 
 hey, if the shoe fits....wear it
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 Mayor McCheese
 Supporter
 Username: Mayor_mccheese
 
 
   Post Number: 1821
 Registered: 7-2004
 
 
  
 | | Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 11:07 am: |         | 
 I just saw post number 995 on another thread. The end is coming.
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