| Author | Message | ||
     Cryberry Supporter Username: Strawberry Post Number: 7828 Registered: 10-2001 |
As most of you know over the years I've changed by handle from Strawberry to Straw, to the Great Straw, to Straw that stirs the drink, to the Straw remains the same, etc. etc. etc.. I've exhausted just about every handle and as a result often I need to repeat a classic name. TwoKitties, upset that Dave was forced to ban Llama over rude comments that I pointed out suggested I be called "Cryberry". Never thought of this one and as a result I've gone with it. TwoKitties will proudly make my top 25 posters for 06 thanks to a job well done! Remember, you can't insult the Great Straw because I'm rich, good looking, have a hot wife and most importantly, I have a great sense of humor. You see here's the thing, libs. You need to hate less and love more. That's the key to happiness. Love your spouse, love your kids, love your friends and love your country. (You can love Pam Anderson as well cuz she's so friggin hot) The Great Straw is a proud American. | ||
| Alleygater Citizen Username: Alleygater  Post Number: 2585 Registered: 10-2004 |
No, I definitely prefer DingleBerry over Cryberry. | ||
| SO Ref Citizen Username: So_refugee Post Number: 2199 Registered: 2-2005  |
[Um, Twokitties suggested "Cryberry", not "Crybaby" as mentioned in your post.] Nice Edit... | ||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 5411 Registered: 7-2001  |
"(You can love Pam Anderson as well cuz she's so friggin hot" There's really no accounting for taste! | ||
| Project 37 Citizen Username: Project37 Post Number: 372 Registered: 3-2006  |
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| Cryberry Supporter Username: Strawberry Post Number: 7829 Registered: 10-2001 |
This is hot..  | ||
| SO Ref Citizen Username: So_refugee Post Number: 2202 Registered: 2-2005 |
She'll do in a pinch... | ||
| Project 37 Citizen Username: Project37 Post Number: 373 Registered: 3-2006 |
So, you're saying that you rely on Photoshop, airbrushes, and other means of deception in order to make a point?  | ||
| Cryberry Supporter Username: Strawberry Post Number: 7830 Registered: 10-2001 |
I also have no issue with breast implants.. Anything to make my day. | ||
| Hoops Citizen Username: Hoops Post Number: 2075 Registered: 10-2004  |
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| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 5413 Registered: 7-2001 |
Pam Anderson is only slightly better looking than the cretins she dates and marries. And I mean only slightly!!!!! | ||
| notehead Supporter Username: Notehead Post Number: 3804 Registered: 5-2001  |
How come "Strawman" never got used? It's definitely the most appropriate modification of "Strawberry" possible. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2029 Registered: 10-2005  |
Pam Anderson isn't all that but I wouldn't throw her out of bed either. And neither would most you "sensitive Maplewoodian males." But you do have an alternative. Ladies & Gentlemen, prime examples of "left wing beauties:"  or:  My lunch is ruined.... -SLK | ||
| Dr. Winston O'Boogie Citizen Username: Casey Post Number: 2432 Registered: 8-2003  |
Janet Reno is "left wing?"  | ||
| Alleygater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 2592 Registered: 10-2004 |
I wouldn't throw her out of bed. I mean I totally dig a girl who I can beat around and has been used by skeezy rockstars. Not to mention who doesn't like artificially enhanced beauty? Fake boobs and plastic surgery. I only care about what people look like on the outside. It's what's most important to me. Who needs sugar when you can have chemically enhanced sugar alcohols right? I mean who cares if it makes me bleed out of my sphincter, right? Yep, Pamela Anderson makes my azz bleed, but that's what I want. No, that's what I crave. That's what turns me on. I need her...yeah, about as much as I need this DingleBerry to go away already!!!!!! | ||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 5416 Registered: 7-2001 |
SLK, How many years has it been since Albright or Reno served? You might as well post a picture of Eleanor Roosevelt. Also it's not about being "sensitive" it's about having a modicum of taste and class. Not a whole lot just a teensy bit. | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6668 Registered: 5-2001  |
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| T-Bone Supporter Username: Vandalay Post Number: 1793 Registered: 8-2004  |
Time to dust this one off again.  | ||
| Project 37 Citizen Username: Project37 Post Number: 376 Registered: 3-2006 |
Okay, I'll give you that. Ann Coulter's a handsome chap. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2032 Registered: 10-2005 |
T-Bone, They always go after Anne. I would do her just for her spunky attitude alone. Say what you want about her, she is hotter than any of the, ahem, women under the "THEIRS" by a longshot. -SLK | ||
| Dr. Winston O'Boogie Citizen Username: Casey Post Number: 2434 Registered: 8-2003 |
are you sure she's "spunky?" or is she "sassy?" | ||
| Project 37 Citizen Username: Project37 Post Number: 378 Registered: 3-2006 |
Okay, you proved your "point" and are officially the big winner. Congratulations on wanting to "do" Ann Coulter. | ||
| dave23 Citizen Username: Dave23 Post Number: 1977 Registered: 5-2001 |
SLK, Ann is hot if you are into the pre-op tranny look. | ||
| Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 15544 Registered: 1-2003  |
If you think Anne Coulter is hot, you deserve her. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2033 Registered: 10-2005 |
Alleygater- I am no proctologist, but I doubt it Pamela Anderson makes your a** bleed. Maybe it is all those "titillating" adventures you have in the South Mountain Reservation? Just a hunch. -SLK | ||
| Alleygater Citizen Username: Alleygater Post Number: 2597 Registered: 10-2004 |
Well you could be a little less rough on me SLicK. Next time lube it up first wouldja!?! | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6669 Registered: 5-2001 |
Pamela Sue Anderson is like a blow up doll gone bad. | ||
| Twokitties Citizen Username: Twokitties Post Number: 511 Registered: 8-2004 |
My God, what have I done? Blood and blow up dolls and all sorts of weirdness here. Ooof. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2034 Registered: 10-2005 |
Folks- Anne Coulter is hot COMPARATIVELY speaking. If I had a choice between doing her and, oh lets say Barbara Streisand who do you think I would pick... geez, that is a no brainer. -SLK | ||
| Robert Livingston Citizen Username: Rob_livingston Post Number: 2068 Registered: 7-2004  |
Dude, you've gone off the deep end. You're just choosing people at random that you'd like to "do" based loosely on their political affiliation?? Seriously? This is how you spend your time? Hmm, I'd do Sharon Stone from her Basic Instinct days, but I'd stay away from, oh let's see, I dunno...Nancy Reagan. You're quite a deep thinker, scrotus. | ||
| Hoops Citizen Username: Hoops Post Number: 2079 Registered: 10-2004 |
Very shallow. I couldnt imagine a conversation with Coulter that wouldnt disintegrate into idiocy and obsenity for no reason. In your ridiculous comparison give me the talented, compassionate person over the knucklehead. | ||
| Dr. Winston O'Boogie Citizen Username: Casey Post Number: 2435 Registered: 8-2003 |
so basically you're saying compared to a "left wing" senior citizen, Ann Coulter is hot. woo-hoo! I'll bet she'd be so thrilled to hear that! | ||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 5422 Registered: 7-2001 |
"Dude, you've gone off the deep end. You're just choosing people at random that you'd like to "do" based loosely on their political affiliation?? Seriously?" Robert, Don't you know that what SLK is doing is a time honored tradition. This game has been played in America for over 250 years. I'm still trying to pick between Martha Washington and Dolly Madison.   | ||
| Robert Livingston Citizen Username: Rob_livingston Post Number: 2072 Registered: 7-2004 |
We can also play cross-generationally. Mary Todd Lincoln or Mary Tyler Moore? Mary Todd Lincoln of course, because she's a republican!!! Scrotus would bang the hell out of Mary Todd Lincoln. He'd do her good. Comparitively speaking, MTL is a babe. Makes Stephen A. Douglas's wife look like a dog. | ||
| S.L.K. 2.0 Citizen Username: Scrotisloknows Post Number: 2035 Registered: 10-2005 |
Folks, We all have vanities and shallow thoughts in our lives, I am just not afraid to admit mine. It is not the case of me doing republican chicks just because they are republicans. I just can't think of one left wing chick I would do at the moment. I am sure some exist though. RL, look at you, someone who breaks EVERYTHING down by political affiliation is accusing me of doing the same? How funny.... MTM was a babe back in the day. I use to watch the Dick van Dyke show just for her....very cute... -slk | ||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 2368 Registered: 10-2002  |
This thread starts with Straw's name change and has now morphed into a post that claims that Mary Todd Lincoln is a babe.  Classic MOL post.....classic.  | ||
| Glock 17 Citizen Username: Glock17 Post Number: 1878 Registered: 7-2005  |
I googled ann coulter and found this. i guess the spot under her nose is supposed to make her look like hitler? right wing...left wing...either way. eh  | ||
| SO Ref Citizen Username: So_refugee Post Number: 2207 Registered: 2-2005 |
Disgusting. Glock, go wash your hands. NOW. She reminds me of Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs". "Oh yeah, I'd do me." | ||
| Glock 17 Citizen Username: Glock17 Post Number: 1880 Registered: 7-2005 |
You know...soref..i was thinking of making a comment about that...theni changed my mind | ||
| Parkbench87 Citizen Username: Parkbench87 Post Number: 5423 Registered: 7-2001 |
"Comparitively speaking, MTL is a babe. Makes Stephen A. Douglas's wife look like a dog." I don't know. This cartoon of Mrs Stephen A. Douglas seems to suggest that she can turn the world (among other things) on with her smile.  |
