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     davel Citizen Username: Davel Post Number: 126 Registered: 6-2001 |
Circulating on the internet... You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists. Jack Bauer let the dogs out. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at a terrorist twelve miles away. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. When you open a can of whoop-a**, Jack Bauer jumps out. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f**king hates lemonade. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent. The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!" When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed. | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4582 Registered: 5-2001 |
HELPOne of my #@$#! kids turned off the cable box half way through taping tonight's episode. Anyone have a tape I can borrow? | ||
| crabby Citizen Username: Crabbyappleton Post Number: 514 Registered: 1-2004 |
tape? Duuude, get a Tivo. | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4588 Registered: 5-2001 |
Let's be clear on this: you will give me the tape. It's just a matter of how long it's going to take. | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5185 Registered: 2-2003  |
Okay, my new favorite 24 lines.... Jack: "Chloe I need you to _______" Chloe: "Jack, I can't do it because of_____" Jack: "I don't want to hear it Chloe, you need to do it. It is a matter of life and death. I need it in 2 minutes" Chloe:"Okay Jack, consider it done" Every episode  | ||
| blackcat Citizen Username: Blackcat Post Number: 522 Registered: 6-2001 |
Another recurring line by Jack, "No, I have to go in alone!" | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4631 Registered: 5-2001 |
so is Jack gonna torture Audrey tonight? | ||
| blackcat Citizen Username: Blackcat Post Number: 524 Registered: 6-2001 |
God I hope so! At least Kim is gone...for now  | ||
| Wendyn Supporter Username: Wendyn Post Number: 2869 Registered: 9-2002  |
Chloe, can you get all of the local gas distribution centers on a map with their real time PSI levels? Sure, it will just take me a sec. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1624 Registered: 8-2001 |
In spite of all the ridiculousness, you have to admit, this show is great. | ||
| Wendyn Supporter Username: Wendyn Post Number: 2870 Registered: 9-2002 |
I loved watching Jack running with the explosions behind him. Classic. And how the hell did Aaron find Wayne so quickly? I also noticed that the field team that goes around with Jack have raided about 6 places in one day. Pretty amazing. But still I watch... | ||
| blackcat Citizen Username: Blackcat Post Number: 527 Registered: 6-2001 |
Ah, but Aaron didn't find Wayne. Wayne found Aaron. I like the new quirky CTU agent sent to replace Edgar: "Did you see how his hand brushed against my shoulder when he went by. That was wrong!" Why couldn't they just raise the pressure in the gas lines? Did the head gas guy, Sam, get out? Or did they leave him to die as a traitor for helping the enemy? I'm still waiting for Bairuz from last seaason to pop up. The last we saw of him, he was being tossed in the back of a van by the bad guys. | ||
| amandacat Citizen Username: Amandacat Post Number: 1068 Registered: 8-2001  |
Best part of last night's show: when the new girl accused the boss of inappropriate contact -- did you see the look that Chloe shot her? Priceless! | ||
| newone Citizen Username: Newone Post Number: 366 Registered: 8-2001 |
I'm backing up a few episodes but what happened to all of the CTU personnel killed in the attack? I didn't see any body bags, no one in medical, etc. - they were cleaned up rather quickly. I'm mean, it would be considered an active crime scene and you'd have the CSI's gathering evidence for any possible trial that would happen (which won't since Jack will kill them all first). Loved Chloe's look to that girl - "are you nuts!" | ||
| composerjohn Citizen Username: Composerjohn Post Number: 816 Registered: 8-2004  |
President Logan is evil - didn't see that coming. | ||
| The Man Citizen Username: Bumboklaat Post Number: 169 Registered: 2-2005  |
Jack is going to get the Prez, all he has to do is get through the American military and scores of domestic law enforcement officers. I'll give 'em even money. | ||
| Jls Citizen Username: Jls Post Number: 12 Registered: 3-2005 |
How many cars has Jack gotten into and driven? | ||
| Jls Citizen Username: Jls Post Number: 13 Registered: 3-2005 |
How many cars has Jack driven today?! | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1634 Registered: 8-2001 |
If I start a new business the first person I hire is Chloe. She can do anything. Let's say you lost your Blackberry..."Chloe, can you find my Blackberry?" She can find a pimple on the butt of a camel in Syria from CTU headquarters. I'd bet she can find my Blackberry. "Chloe, what did I do with that file?" You'd have to put up with the squinched eyes and stuff but it would be worth it. | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4678 Registered: 5-2001 |
I always figured Logan was evil, but I didn't think he was smart, too. Puts a lot of his actions in a whole different light -- remember the scene when Jack hauled his chief of staff in? We need to have a last-episode party. Anybody game? | ||
| blackcat Citizen Username: Blackcat Post Number: 547 Registered: 6-2001 |
Anywhere Jack has to go is 20 minutes away. I swear he told Wayne Palmer he'd be there in 20 mintues, but it was less time than that when he showed up. | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5232 Registered: 2-2003 |
And this time instead of Chloe "just doing_____ I need it in 2 minutes" It was Audrey. I love it, couldn't stop laughing....Love the show!!! Very interesting that Logan is turning out to be the Puppet Master | ||
| Wendyn Supporter Username: Wendyn Post Number: 2888 Registered: 9-2002 |
I also liked Jack's look when Wayne told him about the kidnapped girl. It was like "holy crap, what ELSE can go wrong today!". | ||
| Jls Citizen Username: Jls Post Number: 14 Registered: 3-2005 |
does anyone want the first girlfriend of this seasonto come back? I do, I can't stand Audrey- she is such a cold fish. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1636 Registered: 8-2001 |
CTU can save the world every day but they can't help Audrey with her eating disorder. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1649 Registered: 8-2001 |
Did you catch the music during the last 5 minutes tonight? It sounded like an old James Bonds film. Hilarious. | ||
| composerjohn Citizen Username: Composerjohn Post Number: 831 Registered: 8-2004 |
jeffl - yes, I thought the music was terrible. It didn't match to picture very well, and it sounded too much like James Bond. What were they thinking? Good episode though. | ||
| amandacat Citizen Username: Amandacat Post Number: 1077 Registered: 8-2001 |
Recently the action scenes (i.e. the ambush on the motorcade, outrunning the explosions at the gas plant, etc.) have looked a lot like the James Bond video game my husband used to obsessively play a few years back, and when I heard last night's music I wondered if maybe this was NOT just a coincidence. Either an inside joke on the director's part, or perhaps a preview of things to come. 24 for PlayStation2, anyone? | ||
| composerjohn Citizen Username: Composerjohn Post Number: 832 Registered: 8-2004 |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060410/tv_nm/sutherland_dc_1 $40,000,000 to Sutherland. Not bad... | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5326 Registered: 2-2003 |
OMG I thought it was just me. Defintely a Bond rip off.... | ||
| Aok Citizen Username: Aok Post Number: 222 Registered: 6-2005 |
Think Logan is modeled on Bush? | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5336 Registered: 2-2003 |
No, Bush isn't that smart.  | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4747 Registered: 5-2001 |
more Nixon than Bush. | ||
| kriss Citizen Username: Kriss Post Number: 291 Registered: 6-2001 |
Ok, WTF happened to Aaron? | ||
| tom Citizen Username: Tom Post Number: 4752 Registered: 5-2001 |
Doesn't look good, but how did they know? William Devane earned his pay tonight, I thought he was terrific. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1659 Registered: 8-2001 |
Here's my prediction. The tape gets destroyed but before Jack gave it away he called his voicemail and played it into that. If he didn't, Chloe must have beamed up the sound waves from his tape recorder to a satellite and bounced them back to her laptop. Either way, the President is screwed. | ||
| newone Citizen Username: Newone Post Number: 372 Registered: 8-2001 |
I was thinking that Jack just took the tape out of the recorder (if there was a tape in it and not a digital recorder)and gave the player to Weller - Weller never checked it or tried to play it. | ||
| kriss Citizen Username: Kriss Post Number: 293 Registered: 6-2001 |
Maybe this is why Weller's back in the previews for next week? He realizes he's been double crossed and comes back to get the REAL tape. Only he encounters Audrey, and she has a gun, and she's SO pissed that he cut her whatever artery and tried to bleed her to death. Speaking of next week - would anyone be willing to tape the episode for me (I know, I know, get Tivo)? We are going to be out of town and I know that the VCR won't stay set until next Monday (we have family staying here with our kids). I can even drop off a tape for you to use, plus I'll be eternally grateful. Thanks. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1661 Registered: 8-2001 |
TI-VO! TI-VO! Otherwise, I'd tape it for you. It is SOOO worth it. Never watch a commercial again. | ||
| jeffl Supporter Username: Jeffl Post Number: 1670 Registered: 8-2001 |
why didn't Jack play the tape into his voicemail. idiot. CUR-TIS!! CUR-TIS!! |
