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Oldstone
Citizen Username: Rogers4317
Post Number: 781 Registered: 6-2004
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 11:44 am: |
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Shower the People |
   
ess
Citizen Username: Ess
Post Number: 2361 Registered: 11-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:10 pm: |
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I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair |
   
Pippi
Supporter Username: Pippi
Post Number: 2455 Registered: 8-2003

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:13 pm: |
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good one ess! I think this is a hard one. I immediately thought of "working at the car wash" but that's hygeine for your car. does it count?
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Duncan
Supporter Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6599 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:16 pm: |
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Got up got out of bed ran a comb across my head
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Duncan
Supporter Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6600 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:18 pm: |
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Runaway We living like runaways Wake up Stretching in the morning Trying to make it through the day Brush my teeth Hit the streets Where there's heat We afford to beef Hoping one day We don't have to run away Wyclef...genius |
   
Duncan
Supporter Username: Duncanrogers
Post Number: 6601 Registered: 12-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:20 pm: |
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We'll fast forward to a few years later And no one knows except the both of us And I have honored your request for silence And you've washed your hands clean of this Alanis Morrissette |
   
Oldstone
Citizen Username: Rogers4317
Post Number: 782 Registered: 6-2004
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:21 pm: |
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Ms. Bancroft, you stole my next submit ! Duncan, awesome ! |
   
blackcat
Citizen Username: Blackcat
Post Number: 637 Registered: 6-2001
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 12:50 pm: |
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Everyday you gotta wake up Disappear behind your makeup "I'm Not Living In the Real World." Blondie |
   
Nohero
Supporter Username: Nohero
Post Number: 5532 Registered: 10-1999

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:18 pm: |
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I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline, To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue, Baby just one kiss will get these things for you, A kiss to seal our fate tonight, A kiss to prove it all night. ------------------------------------------ The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors And the boys try to look so hard ------------------------------------------ I check my look in the mirror I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face ------------------------------------------ Some guys they just give up living And start dying little by little, piece by piece Some guys come home from work and wash up And go racin' in the street ------------------------------------------- I stood stone-like at midnight suspended in my masquerade I combed my hair till it was just right and commanded the night brigade
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Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5741 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:35 pm: |
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take me to the river, drop me in the water take me to the river, dip me in the water washing me down, washing me down |
   
Dave
Supporter Username: Dave
Post Number: 9965 Registered: 4-1997

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:39 pm: |
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I changed my hairstyle, so many times now, I don't know what I look like! |
   
weekends
Citizen Username: Weekends
Post Number: 129 Registered: 1-2002
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:44 pm: |
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His hands are dirty but his thoughts are clean |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5742 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:48 pm: |
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wash, wash me clean, mend my wounded seams -- kd lang sneakin' Sally through the alley...tryin' to get away clean -- Robert Palmer
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ess
Citizen Username: Ess
Post Number: 2363 Registered: 11-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 1:52 pm: |
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He wakes up in the morning Does his teeth Bite to eat And he's rolling "Ants Marching", Dave Matthews Band |
   
musicme
Citizen Username: Musicme
Post Number: 1706 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 2:54 pm: |
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Zappa...Don't you ever wash that thing? |
   
ML
Supporter Username: Ml1
Post Number: 3037 Registered: 5-2002

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:09 pm: |
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Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper ************* As you brush your shoes Stand before the mirror And you comb your hair Grab your coat and hat ************** I met Wanda when she was employed behind the counter at the route 60 Bob's Big Boy fried chicken on the front seat she's sittin'in my lap We're wipin' our fingers on a Texaco roadmap ************** He likes to keep his fire engine clean It's a clean machine ************** tonight my baby and me are going to ride to the sea, and wash these sins off our hands |
   
notehead
Supporter Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3488 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:11 pm: |
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Zappa again... Aw, little girl, this ain't no time to wash your stinky hand... (From the delightful "I Have Been In You") |
   
Joe R.
Citizen Username: Ragnatela
Post Number: 488 Registered: 6-2004
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:13 pm: |
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"In penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen. He likes to keep his fire engine clean, It's a clean machine." Beatles "Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose -- greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes."-Tull "I met a friend of mine and he did say: 'man, i can smell your teeth a mile away.'"-Macca
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Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5744 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:23 pm: |
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youre dirty, sweet and youre my girl - T. Rex I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl Someone grab that bitch by the ears Rub her down scrub her back And turn her inside out `Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years\ -Elton John |
   
flugermongers
Citizen Username: Flugermongers
Post Number: 645 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 3:28 pm: |
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I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy... snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty... oily, greasy, fleecy, shining... gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen... knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided... powdered, flowered, and confettied... bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied! ~HAIR |
   
Arnomation
Citizen Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 578 Registered: 7-2003

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:16 pm: |
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Throwing My Baby Out with the Bathwater - Tenpole Tudor |
   
David Cataneo
Citizen Username: Dave_cataneo
Post Number: 123 Registered: 4-2004
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:33 pm: |
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Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere -Elvis |
   
blackcat
Citizen Username: Blackcat
Post Number: 639 Registered: 6-2001
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:34 pm: |
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"I'm dirty but my body's clean How would you like some candy.." Daddy Should Have Stayed in High School-Cheap Trick "Shine up my old brown shoes, put on a brand new shirt.. get home early from work..if you say...that you love me " I Want You To Want Me-once again...one of America's greatest underated bands, Cheap Trick |
   
David Cataneo
Citizen Username: Dave_cataneo
Post Number: 124 Registered: 4-2004
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:43 pm: |
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She has her eyes on medallion men Who get her home on the dot at ten, She combs her hair when she gets excused The deal she wants always ends up screwed. Paints her nails on the bathroom scales Gargles her breath like a landed whale, Her beauty is as deep as her skin Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin. She poses foot on the chair Coconut shy but vanity fair. -Squeeze |
   
Hank Zona
Supporter Username: Hankzona
Post Number: 5745 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 4:45 pm: |
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I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face, pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case. |
   
Jay
Citizen Username: Jaymon
Post Number: 1191 Registered: 10-2004

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 5:42 pm: |
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Everything...gives you cancer! - Joe Jackson Purple Haze all through my brain, lately things they don't seem the same.... - Mr. J Hendrix Breathe....breathe in the air...... - Pink Floyd
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ess
Citizen Username: Ess
Post Number: 2368 Registered: 11-2001

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 6:21 pm: |
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Put your make-up on Do your hair up pretty And meet me tonight in Atlantic City Oldstone -  |
   
ML
Supporter Username: Ml1
Post Number: 3038 Registered: 5-2002

| Posted on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 6:38 pm: |
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Combed my hair in a thousand ways, but I came out looking just the same. ************ Why should I care If I have to cut my hair? I've got to move with the fashions Or be outcast ************ I stuffed my hair up under my hat And told the bartender that I had a flat And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one ************ He's got greasy hair, greasy smile He says, "Lord, this must be my destination." ************ Almost cut my hair It happened just the other day It's gettin' kinda long I coulda said it wasn't in my way But I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly Cause I feel like I owe it to someone ************* Gonna tell your mama you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
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kmk
Supporter Username: Kmk
Post Number: 1294 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Saturday, June 24, 2006 - 10:41 am: |
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Is that a bird's nest out the window or the wig you used to wear? |
   
Michael
Citizen Username: Michael
Post Number: 834 Registered: 1-2002
| Posted on Saturday, June 24, 2006 - 11:16 pm: |
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"I must get out once in a while Everything is starting to die The dust settles, the worms dig Spiders crawl over the bed I must get out once in a while I eat all day and now i'm fat Yesterday's meal is hugging the plate You never wash up after yourself" Radiohead
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Ukealalio
Citizen Username: Ukealalio
Post Number: 2576 Registered: 6-2003
| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 9:20 am: |
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There's a fat man in the Bathtub. Lowell George |
   
Strings
Supporter Username: Blue_eyes
Post Number: 876 Registered: 4-2004

| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 7:52 pm: |
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standing in the shower thinking... Janes Addiction |
   
Jersey_Boy
Citizen Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1203 Registered: 1-2006

| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 9:51 pm: |
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If all the hippies cut off all their hair... I don't care. I don't care. Jimi Hendrix |
   
Smoochie
Citizen Username: Smoochie
Post Number: 97 Registered: 8-2005
| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 9:55 pm: |
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Splish Splash I was takin a bath... |
   
justmelaura
Citizen Username: Justmelaura
Post Number: 724 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |
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Old Dan Tucker was a Mighty Man Washed his face in a frying pan Combed his hair with wagon wheel Died with a toothache in his heel |
   
Jersey_Boy
Citizen Username: Jersey_boy
Post Number: 1204 Registered: 1-2006

| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 10:15 pm: |
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I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning. I gave myself a strech-a morning yawning. Went to the bathroom to wash up I had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup. I said, Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the top choice of them all. There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted. The Mirror said, "you are you conceited bastard." But that's true that's why we never have no beef, so then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth. Use Oil of Olay because my skin get's pale and then I've got the file for my finger nails. True to [unintelligable] and on my behalf, I put some bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath. Clean, dry were my body and hair, I threw on my brand new Gucci underware. For all the girls I might take home I got the Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne. Dougie Fresh and M.C. Ricky D (1985)
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breal
Citizen Username: Breal
Post Number: 954 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Sunday, June 25, 2006 - 10:16 pm: |
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Get out of that bed, and wash your face and hands. |
   
TomD
Citizen Username: Tomd
Post Number: 486 Registered: 5-2005

| Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 9:02 am: |
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Clean The cleanest I've been An end to the tears And the in-between years And the troubles I've seen Now that I'm clean You know what I mean I've broken my fall Put an end to it all I've changed my routine Now I'm clean I don't understand What destiny's planned I'm starting to grasp What is in my own hands I don't claim to know Where my holiness goes I just know that I like What is starting to show Sometimes (depeche mode) |
   
Arnomation
Citizen Username: Arnomation
Post Number: 579 Registered: 7-2003

| Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 9:49 am: |
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With our head in the clouds and our feet on the ground We wanna live - dirty old town - David Byrne |
   
notehead
Supporter Username: Notehead
Post Number: 3493 Registered: 5-2001

| Posted on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 10:51 am: |
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...and don't, no, don't you try to get yourself elected, Cuz if you do you'll have to cut your hair. -CSN |