| Author | Message | ||
     Wendy Supporter Username: Wendy Post Number: 2616 Registered: 5-2001 |
Aha! Now your freakedoutness regarding your hot rock "massage" makes even more sense. Dr. Freud | ||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 1792 Registered: 10-2002  |
I never thought of toes as having cleavage.... I'll have to ponder that one a bit. A friend of mine, who I haven't seen in a while, said she gained a lot of weight recently and to somehow convince me over the phone that she has indeed gained weight she told me what cup size she is now. Gulp - that's my cup size. Nice to know that in order for someone to be my cup size she has to gain a TON of weight. Ugh.  | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8061 Registered: 5-2001  |
Maybe she started out concave and it's not as bad as you think. | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2249 Registered: 11-2001  |
A former friend of mine became pregnant last year. With the pregnancy came the accompanying breast enlargement. She complained to me that her bra size increased to XXY, but then kindly noted, "but to you, that's probably nothing". (The fact that she was correct has no bearing on the nastiness of the comment.) | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2348 Registered: 8-2003  |
I am pleased to know she is a "former friend" UGH | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6329 Registered: 5-2001  |
How about a reverse, concave cleavage? That would be me, thanks.  | ||
| Virtual It Girl Citizen Username: Shh Post Number: 4616 Registered: 5-2001 |
Oh please Mem, you've got way more boobage than I do. I bought the chicken cutlets to wear in my bridemsaid dress so they won't think I'm in drag. It still doesn't fill the top. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1866 Registered: 10-2003 |
[Setting: The laundry room] Yesterday my neighbor told me I could give birth to triplets and they'd never go hungry. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8063 Registered: 5-2001 |
You've got three boobs? | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1867 Registered: 10-2003 |
G, You should donate your brain to science when you're done with it. (Although... I can't make heads or tails of what's going on in my bra; for I know I do have three booobs...) | ||
| mem Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 6331 Registered: 5-2001 |
VIG, Nope, no boobs here. I can easily brag about not sagging, because there's nothing to sag.  I like the idea of using chicken cutlets, that way if the food at the wedding sucks, you can eat them. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8065 Registered: 5-2001 |
L - there are those who would argue that I've been done with it for quite awhile. One thing about the cutlets: make sure that you cook them thoroughly. Otherwise, the raw juice will run down your tummy and you could end up with salmonella in your belly button. | ||
| Calliope Citizen Username: Calliope Post Number: 400 Registered: 3-2006  |
ummmm Las, excuse me...but I thought you got rid of the third boob on your birthday last year, no? | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2349 Registered: 8-2003 |
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| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2350 Registered: 8-2003 |
calli - that was her second ••• hole! | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8066 Registered: 5-2001 |
It may have been her second, but it made up for it in size. | ||
| LilLB Citizen Username: Lillb Post Number: 1793 Registered: 10-2002 |
Are the cutlets breaded? P.S. - this thread is giving me a good laugh after a not-so-hot day. Thank you from the bottom of my sagging breasts. | ||
| Virtual It Girl Citizen Username: Shh Post Number: 4617 Registered: 5-2001 |
Good thing my husband likes to eat chicken. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1868 Registered: 10-2003 |
You all know how cheer a girl up. Thanks all for loaning me your collective bosom to rest my teary cheeks. Thanks for being there to support my droopiness. Thanks for the lift. [I could go on and on... ]  | ||
| Calliope Citizen Username: Calliope Post Number: 403 Registered: 3-2006 |
Uh-oh, Las better NIP this in the bud. (*Y*) | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1871 Registered: 10-2003 |
I saw my beloved psychiatrist last night, the one who's known me since I had a maiden name, and a few years ago our relationship changed and we morphed from clinical symptoms and phsychopharm chit chat to gardeners with a shared common passion and over the years he's seen me at my worst and it's not until last night that he's seen me at my best. So he said. He asked what the decedent ever did for me and why I loved him so much and he asked if I saw what seemed perfectly clear that I seem to be better off now(different off, I corrected). His jaw dropped when I told of my Accountant who talks for hours of his love for my eyes, the eyes until recently I thought were merely dark brown, in contrast to my husband who never not once in all of those years had a word to say except to advise me to wear glasses not contacts. Naturally, I wear glasses. I asked if he saw things before we got married, if he knew this thing was doomed, and if so why didn't he say anything, why didn't he tell me to stop? He's a psychiatrist after all, he perceives things most folks can't see. He told me with candor that I was in love and I wanted to marry him and have him as my husband there was nothing he could do. Over the years we have built a rapport so it's no wonder he says what he says with such candor, and last night he said he feels worse for me losing my garden than my husband. Most of the time I do, too. He also said the good thing is that now him can live in peace with his eating disorder and not be impeded by me. It's his professional insight that always impresses me so. | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1103 Registered: 5-2005  |
I like him! He's seen you at your worst, and now your best and we all know you will get better and better.. He feels worse for you losing your garden - than "him"..good, a garden will always thrive under your care las, and you KNOW that your love and care will shine in the flowers....and when you choose you will make a start on another garden. I will even give you your first pack of seeds and bedding plants. Things that don't thrive on love and care are nothing more than weeds, and we don't allow them in our gardens do we? As for the accountant, he also sounds wonderful. They always say the eyes are the windows to the soul, and he looked and he found one of sheer beauty and goodness. HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!!! sop | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1880 Registered: 10-2003 |
SOP! You and SOL have the ability to make me cry with your beautiful words. Thank you! | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1137 Registered: 5-2005 |
As long as they are good tears, then that's ok. Let me know when I need to buy the seeds.... xx | ||
| red Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 5842 Registered: 2-2003  |
okay calliope that was classic... | ||
| stickers Citizen Username: Stickers Post Number: 2 Registered: 1-2006 |
Sorry to backtrack but I'm struck by a couple of posts from way back on Th; the ones about the remarks about certain body parts. I had a similar thing happen to me recently. A friend commented on my "stick" legs. I responded that I knew there was a compliment in there somewhere but that "stick legs" was not flattering to me. She apologized wholeheartedly and assured me that she meant it as a compliment. She had no idea that I was sensitive to the term; she was merely pointing out how thin my legs were. I let her in on my insecurity and as we are two adults that was that! Onward. But, after reading the posts by ess and pippi, I'm thinking that she is a nasty, insensitive b**** with whom I should no longer be friends. How DARE she unknowingly touch on a sensitive topic! She may now become a "former" friend of mine, as there is no room in this world for misspeaking, or apologies, or accidental insensitivity. Thanks for the guidance! You girls rock. | ||
| ess Citizen Username: Ess Post Number: 2299 Registered: 11-2001 |
Hmmmm.....that just reeked of sarcasm. Kinda reminds me of the "friend" who made that aforementioned comment to me. What a coincidence. Can't speak for everyone, but in my case, the "friend" absolutely knew that it was a sensitive subject for me. That didn't stop her from making remarks about that subject, my weight, and various and sundry other aspects of my life. Accidental insensitivity? Sure, and it's forgivable (assuming it stops once the issue is raised). Deliberate meanness and personal attacks? Different story. No one needs someone in their life who continually and deliberately makes them feel like ••••. | ||
| Virtual It Girl Citizen Username: Shh Post Number: 4641 Registered: 5-2001 |
For the record, at Pippi's wedding when I told her her cleavage looked amazing, it was totally complimentary. | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1890 Registered: 10-2003 |
Hello, Stickers. Welcome to my blog. All due respect, when you say How DARE she unknowingly touch on a sensitive topic! - she did it UNKNOWINGLY - how could she know? Then you go on to say she apologized wholeheartedly. Where's the problem? Sounds like a decent person if you ask me. | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2375 Registered: 8-2003 |
Thank you, VIG. Unfortunately, you were not the only person to comment on my cleavage at my wedding.  I think perhaps I should have picked a different dress! as for accidental insensitivity versus constant personal attacks? One is forgivable, the other not. stickers - was this a one time error in judgment or one of many personal attacks? Big difference. ess, I still think you were right to eliminate this person from your life. | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8116 Registered: 5-2001 |
I bought the greatest cocktail dress for my brother's wedding in '97. Black silk chiffon with a short skirt, scoop-neck beaded bodice. Just the right bra & amount of cleavage. But, cleavage there was. I thought for a moment about wearing this to a wedding in Peoria, but decided that I would not be comfortable in a Peoria-standard outfit. And, being sister of the groom, screw 'em. The evening of the wedding, I finished dressing in the hotel room. TS told me I looked beautiful (back then, I had a bod). I remember smiling, thanking her, turning to the mirror and realizing "I'm doing push-up cleavage in front of my father!" I had a momentary panic attack; TS rolled her eyes at me. | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2378 Registered: 8-2003 |
I didn't think it was THAT bad until a good friend of mine said "Your tits look awesome!" then I knew it might not be appropriate. | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2379 Registered: 8-2003 |
ok, I thought that word would be obliterated by the big red dots. Oops! sorry dave! | ||
| las Citizen Username: Las Post Number: 1892 Registered: 10-2003 |
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| jbirchby Citizen Username: Jbirchby Post Number: 81 Registered: 11-2001 |
Oh please, you looked great and it was in no way scandalous. If you can't have awesome cleavage for your wedding, when can you have it?? | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2380 Registered: 8-2003 |
the honeymoon?  | ||
| jbirchby Citizen Username: Jbirchby Post Number: 82 Registered: 11-2001 |
True. But whatever's producing the cleavage never really stays on long enough to be appreciated on the honeymoon | ||
| greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 8119 Registered: 5-2001 |
Yeah - those engineering miracles ain't so sexy when uncovered. Like any majestic architectural wonder. Not that I am commenting on Pip's #&#s; I haven't spent enough time around her to remember them.  | ||
| Soparents Citizen Username: Soparents Post Number: 1265 Registered: 5-2005 |
The full appreciation is when it comes off on the honeymoon...  | ||
| Pippi Supporter Username: Pippi Post Number: 2381 Registered: 8-2003 |
I feel kinda bad my @@@@ have hijacked Las' blog! |
