| Author | Message | ||
     ml1 Citizen Username: Ml1 Post Number: 1378 Registered: 5-2002  |
Cat. | ||
| Duncan Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 1195 Registered: 12-2001  |
cat "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" Wayne Gretzky | ||
| ronzio Citizen Username: Ronzio Post Number: 49 Registered: 7-2002 |
Dog | ||
| NCJanow(akaLibraryLady) Citizen Username: Librarylady Post Number: 1100 Registered: 5-2001 |
Cat(s)..multiple NCJ aka LibraryLady On a coffee break..or something like it. | ||
| Yossarian Citizen Username: Yossarian Post Number: 107 Registered: 8-2003 |
dog. dog. dog. dog. dog dog. dog. no more cats. ever. | ||
| mfpark Citizen Username: Mfpark Post Number: 60 Registered: 9-2001 |
catdog | ||
| thegoodsgt Citizen Username: Thegoodsgt Post Number: 316 Registered: 2-2002 |
Both, if they can get along. | ||
| redY67 Citizen Username: Redy67 Post Number: 188 Registered: 2-2003 |
dog | ||
| SoOrLady Citizen Username: Soorlady Post Number: 179 Registered: 9-2003 |
both | ||
| ffof Citizen Username: Ffof Post Number: 1653 Registered: 5-2001  |
puppy wabbit. | ||
| mem aka "toots" Citizen Username: Mem Post Number: 2333 Registered: 5-2001  |
I love all animals. Gobble gobble! Yum! | ||
| Ukealalio Citizen Username: Ukealalio Post Number: 210 Registered: 6-2003 |
Wallaby-I like to tie em down. | ||
| Tom Reingold the prissy-pants Citizen Username: Noglider Post Number: 1198 Registered: 1-2003  |
I have a bird, a cat, and a dog. Needless to say, they don't get along. But I love them all. Tom Reingold There is nothing | ||
| Tom Reingold the prissy-pants Citizen Username: Noglider Post Number: 1199 Registered: 1-2003 |
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite! 11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite! 5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite! 6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite! 8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can feel it, it is only a matter of time ...... Tom Reingold There is nothing | ||
| lseltzer Citizen Username: Lseltzer Post Number: 1929 Registered: 5-2001 |
Cats rule, dogs drool | ||
| Joan Citizen Username: Joancrystal Post Number: 2220 Registered: 5-2001 |
Cats will use a litter box. Dogs ... | ||
| emmie Citizen Username: Emmie Post Number: 170 Registered: 3-2002 |
Three Indoor Cats Tom R, I got a good laugh out of your post. Very true and very funny! | ||
| Catastrophe Citizen Username: Cat Post Number: 14 Registered: 6-2003  |
OK Prissy Pants, Think you're pretty funny, don't you? Your cat and I have had a long coversation, and let me tell you - don't turn your back on your cat... we will NOT be made fun of.  | ||
| Tom Reingold the prissy-pants Citizen Username: Noglider Post Number: 1205 Registered: 1-2003 |
I should be clear. I didn't write that. I culled it from somewhere or other. Our 80 pound dog is already very afraid of the 13 pound cat. I realize that cats do, in fact rule. At least ours rules our house. But my dog is like a son to me. I never had a dog until this August. And my bird thinks I'm her mate. She does the mating song and dance to me. Tom Reingold There is nothing | ||
| Catastrophe Citizen Username: Cat Post Number: 15 Registered: 6-2003 |
well, ok. you're off the hook. For now.  |
