| Author | Message | ||
     greenetree Supporter Username: Greenetree Post Number: 1793 Registered: 5-2001 |
Never pick up a cat when you are naked. | ||
| sportsnut Citizen Username: Sportsnut Post Number: 645 Registered: 10-2001 |
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| duncanrogers Citizen Username: Duncanrogers Post Number: 958 Registered: 12-2001  |
Dont do flaming shots of 151 rum if you have a mustache www.freshwater-films.com | ||
| Tom Reingold the prissy-pants Citizen Username: Noglider Post Number: 871 Registered: 1-2003  |
Nor should you turn on a vacuum cleaner while holding a cat. Tom Reingold There is nothing | ||
| vor Citizen Username: Vor Post Number: 68 Registered: 9-2003 |
start posting on a message board | ||
| gozerbrown Citizen Username: Gozerbrown Post Number: 246 Registered: 3-2002 |
Don't use the bathroom in the middle of the night half-asleep if someone in the house leaves the seat up. | ||
| wharfrat Citizen Username: Wharfrat Post Number: 823 Registered: 6-2001 |
Wear shoes when carrying very long, sharp scissors. | ||
| C Bataille Citizen Username: Nakaille Post Number: 1599 Registered: 5-2001 |
Wear shoes, not sandals, when using a power drill. | ||
| El Duderino Citizen Username: The_dude Post Number: 32 Registered: 9-2003  |
Always have condoms handy | ||
| Chris Dickson Citizen Username: Ironman Post Number: 834 Registered: 8-2001  |
Shake first, then zip ... Big Train Horn-Infused Funkification! www.bigtraintracks.com | ||
| NRL Citizen Username: Nrl Post Number: 278 Registered: 8-2003 |
Shut the electricity off before you work on it. ZZZZZAPPPPPPPP!! | ||
| shh Citizen Username: Shh Post Number: 714 Registered: 5-2001 |
Don't try to install a window air conditioner when you're naked. (I don't know why, but my husband finds himself in this very position every spring.) | ||
| ajc Citizen Username: Ajc Post Number: 2101 Registered: 9-2001 |
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing! | ||
| Dave Ross Supporter Username: Dave Post Number: 5541 Registered: 4-1998  |
When trimming the hedges, try not to trim the power cord. | ||
| AZ Citizen Username: Azaltsman Post Number: 213 Registered: 1-2003 |
Beer was not meant to be chugged by the pitcher. You can guess what happens next ....blah!  | ||
| Dr. Winston O'Boogie Citizen Username: Casey Post Number: 261 Registered: 8-2003  |
Never fry bacon with your shirt off. | ||
| Andrew Zorn Citizen Username: Andrewzorn Post Number: 137 Registered: 1-2002 |
After you've seared the rack of lamb, put the entire frying pan in the oven to roast it, and then removed it after cooking to let it rest, use a pot holder when next grabbing the pan handle. | ||
| knak Citizen Username: Knak Post Number: 29 Registered: 5-2002 |
Don't hold onto the post between the side doors when you (or helpful other person) slam the car door. knak | ||
| Ignatius J Citizen Username: Ignatius_j Post Number: 119 Registered: 8-2003  |
Make sure there's toilet paper in the bathroom BEFORE you sit down... | ||
| finnegan Citizen Username: Finnegan Post Number: 46 Registered: 6-2001 |
When heating up water for coffee attend to which burner you want on. Do not, repeat, DO NOT turn the burner on to HIGH on your electric stove after you have placed a homemade apple pie in a glass pie plate on that burner to cool. |
