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Rastro
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Post Number: 552
Registered: 5-2004


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Lizziecat, I assume this is the one you mean. From a local email list:


quote:

While clerking after I graduated law school, I ran into a case written by Judge Peter Schmuck. Judge Schmuck, I soon learned, served in the New York court system in the 30s and 40s. My fellow clerks and I had a great time tracking down all his published decisions, but nothing we found led us to what was his greatest notoriety.

According to one of the judges I spoke with, Judge Schmuck would never grant a name change. His reasoning was always the same: "I can live with my name, you can live with yours."


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wharfrat
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Post Number: 1478
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 12:06 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Jacques Lipschitz-famous artist

Caleb Blue Cross-a sister of an acquaintance

And of course these names, all punch lines to bad jokes-
Claude Balls
Seymour Butts
Jacque Tootite
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shh
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Post Number: 1981
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 12:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A friend's friend: Mrs. Hiscock. (Sue Hiscock)
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Ignatius J
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Post Number: 346
Registered: 8-2003


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 1:45 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I forgot about another girl in my high school named Leah Dick. People either prounounced it 'Lay-a Dick' or just called her 'Ate-a Dick'
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redY67
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Post Number: 538
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 1:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I went to school with a Mike Hunt as well.. and of course there was my friend Dick Weiner
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mem
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Post Number: 4436
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 2:13 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Makes you wonder what these parents were thinking when they conceived these poor kids.

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Ignatius J
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Post Number: 347
Registered: 8-2003


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Is there any doubt that some people were made for each other???Wedding Announcments
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shh
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Post Number: 1982
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 2:27 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My late grandfather in-law was Red Rice.
(Never met the guy, but he was so named for his hair.)
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Brett Weir
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Post Number: 509
Registered: 4-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 3:45 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Former Seton Hall star softball pitcher Misty Beaver
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shh
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Post Number: 1983
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 4:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The inner middler-schooler is coming out of all of us!
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vor
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Post Number: 356
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 4:44 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ain't it fun, though
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Joan
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Post Number: 4608
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:01 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Another local resident: London England.
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vor
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Post Number: 357
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh, come on!
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StringsTeacher99
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Post Number: 260
Registered: 4-2004


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Joan is not kidding... I went to school with her.
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LibraryLady(ncjanow)
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Post Number: 2085
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Doesn't she have a sibnling named Button England?
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ML
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Post Number: 2136
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:48 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

One semester when I was teaching at Rutgers, my class roster included both Ed Sullivan and Kim Novak.
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Barbara
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Post Number: 401
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 6:37 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Okay, in Kennebunkport I knew the Barr family and their children Clark and Candy.

In college, I saw a gyn named Dr. Clapp.

A friend studied guitar with Harvey Strumm.

A student at a university I worked at had an uncle who was a moyel - her last name? Foreskin, of course!
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monster
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Post Number: 469
Registered: 7-2002


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 7:58 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

went to high school with a Dicky Super, seeing his name on forms was always good for a chuckle (Super Dicky).
As far as name changes go, I just got married and checked the box on the back of the application form to change my maiden name. I figured my wife wasn't going to change her name, so being the nut I am, I changed mine.
All I had to do was use it, and change my SS#, credit cards, etc.
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Tom Reingold
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Post Number: 4978
Registered: 1-2003


Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 8:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Seriously, monster?

I went to college with Fotis Zissomatis.

A guy worked down the hall from me named Chuks Ndukwe ("choox nnn-DUKE-way"). Well, if you're used to African names, it doesn't sound odd.

I went to high school with Dorcas Bravo. And she became a very good singer. Too bad it wasn't Brava.

I had a taxi driver in NYC named Kuffour Frimpong.

These are all collected in a list I keep with me. I am NOT offering you the whole list here, at least not all at once.
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nan
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Post Number: 1659
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I once worked with a guy named Neil Dick and he was as weird as his name.

--but--

I have a perfect book for this thread. It's filled with bizarre names and titles and bizarre combinations of names & titles. I wish I could upload the whole thing:


Bizarre Books
by Russell Ash, Brian Lake

Here's the Amazon discription:


Editorial Reviews

In the course of their writing and publishing careers, Russell Ash and Brian Lake have collected hundreds of the book trade's most bizarre titles. From unintended double entendres (Making It in Leather) and astonishingly specialized subjects (Great Locomotive Boiler Explosions) to weird books on sex (Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition), and religion (Hell: Where Is It?), the authors have left no page unturned in their quest. Along the way, they have also catalogued some noteworthy authors, including Violet Organ, Fernando Poo, Bishop Frediricus Nausea, and O. Hell. A final section looks at publishing curiosities, from unusual book bindings (a "fireproof" edition of Fahrenheit 451 bound in asbestos boards) to unfortunate tributes (Venereal Disease and Its Prevention, "affectionately dedicated" to the author's wife). Now revised and updated, Bizarre Books is a guaranteed good laugh.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/186205102X/qid=1104454779/sr=2-1/ref=pd_k a_b_2_1/104-4845760-0002333


Here's a personal selection of favoriates from Chapter 2. Names to Conjure With. These are all REAL author's names. The authors of the book include a caution that humor is relative and "names such as Prick van Wily will be funnier to an English reader than to a Dutchman.

So, as an American I found these amusing:

Pierre Anus
Nellie Badcock
Ludwig von Baldass
Yoshimoto Banana
Rebecca Hammering Bang
A. Farto
J. Hogsflesh
Violet Organ
Urban Grosskipper von Wipper


From Chapter 3: The Right Person for the Job. (These are real books)

The Cypruss Garden
Jane Arbor
Mills and Boon, 1969

Punishment
Robin Banks
Harmondsworth; Penquin, 1972

About Raw Juices
John B. Lust
New York; Benedict Lust Publicaitons, 1982

Anatomy of the Brain
William W. Looney
Philadelphia, Pa; F.A. Davis, 2nd Ed. 1932


The book has 214 pages of this stuff!



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