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Wendyn
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Post Number: 1213
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mem, you are off your rocker on this one.
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mem
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Post Number: 4461
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Huh? No one read this?:
"I think that to insure that only children of truly good practicing Catholic parents attend that school they should limit enrollment to the children of Priests and Nuns only."
This is not bashing? I didn't think it was funny.

And wendyn, I don't expect you to understand anyway, but I was referring to 9/11.

Anyway, why is it OK to bash catholics, but not muslims?
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Addy
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Post Number: 339
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

You're not related to Tulip, are you?
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mem
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Post Number: 4462
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh please. The hitler reference.

"He was born and brought up a Roman Catholic. But he lost faith early and he attends no religious services of any kind. His Catholicism means nothing to him; he is impervious even to the solace of confession. On being formed his government almost immediately began a fierce religious war against Catholics, Protestants, and Jews alike."

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:8hAdcyAFVq0J:www.geocities.com/Athens/Olymp us/9587/attrelig.html+hitler%27s+religion&hl=en

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susan1014
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Post Number: 318
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mem,

As a Jew, I have to agree that far too many people are comfortable catholic bashing. People say things about Catholics and Catholicism that would not be said or accepted about non-Christian religions.

Having said that, I also respectfully differ with the Catholic church on a huge number of issues. However, I have great respect for the School Super. who pointed out that a standard of strict adherance to chuch doctrine by parents would go well beyond gay parents!
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mem
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Post Number: 4463
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 12:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Susan,
Thank you! As bizarre as I find the catholic religion (and most others), they too have been victims - of the romans, the protestants, the Ku Klux, and yes, even hitler, who considered them one of his supreme enemies.

I guess my real point is that it wasn't fair.
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Dave
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Post Number: 4907
Registered: 4-1998


Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Neither Anon's nor Ajc's post was bashing. They were jokes based on the premise that priests and nuns live lives of celibacy and hence wouldn't have children.
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overtaxdalready
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Post Number: 317
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"They were jokes based on the premise that priests and nuns live lives of celibacy and hence wouldn't have children."

Regardless. Some folks might find "jokes" like that to be offensive, just like some people think that playing Christmas music is "offensive".
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Zoesky1
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Post Number: 603
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Some of us who engage in "Catholic-bashing" are actually ex-Catholics who have experienced the church firsthand and have chosen to leave it due to its misogynist, outdated, anti-gay agenda. That includes me. I consider myself an ex-Catholic, now Presbyterian who will NOT be raising my kids in a Catholic home. There are many others like me, including my own boyfriend, an ex-Catholic, now Episcopalian. Not that it's OK to "bash" any religion, but a little humor directed at an organization that some of us have chosen to leave for very personal reasons isn't entirely inappropriate. We know it well. We're not entirely ignorant in our comments. My decision to leave the Catholic church is based in the fact that major parts of my lifestyle from the time I was an adolescent (birth control, premarital sex) until my adult life (my divorce, my support for gays, my interest in seeing a female clergy who can address my needs more directly) have been deemed unacceptable by a bunch of old men in the Vatican, and I can't abide by that. But I was raised Catholic (product of a "mixed" marriage with one Protestant parent and one Catholic parent, in which the Protestant "signed the paper" and agreed to raise the kids Catholic), so I don't feel my own comments toward the church are entirely out of line...
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Dave
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Post Number: 4910
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm not politically correct. I laughed. But then again, I have met both anon and ajc and I know they mean no harm, so perhaps it's something that doesn't translate well online?

This seems more like the face-off between Franciscans and the Papal delegation in the Name of the Rose and the hidden role of humor in religion. Does Steve Martin's King Tut anger Egyptians? Who knows... who cares?
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Robert Livingston
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Post Number: 656
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

overtaxdalready: Are these jokes offensive?

"I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world. ... To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself." —David Letterman

"The Cardinals will be staying at the Domus Sanctae Marthae, the new hotel at the Vatican, where turn down service means the bell boy isn't interested." —Jon Stewart

"Isn't it crazy with all these church scandals? I'm beginning to understand how all those Bibles ended up in hotel rooms." —Jay Leno
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finnegan
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And you point, Robert, is....???

It's always so very nice when just as a little flare up of disagreement is dying down, someone comes along to throw a bucket of gasoline on it.
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mem
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Post Number: 4464
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Dave,
Well excuse me.

Anyway, I am just pointing this out in light of the Christmas music debacle.

Now it's off to my devil worshipping session.




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Robert Livingston
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Post Number: 657
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

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Dave
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Post Number: 4913
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

now that's bad form

plus, we know it's on Fox
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Robert Livingston
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Post Number: 658
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 1:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"plus, we know it's on Fox"

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Wendyn
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Post Number: 1214
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 2:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"And wendyn, I don't expect you to understand anyway, but I was referring to 9/11."

Um, figured that one out since I had a friend who died and a husband and father who were there.

And you are right, I don't understand why you think no one has ever been killed by a Catholic.

And I think there is a difference in "bashing" a religion and making a joke based on their rules.

Please light a candle to the evil one for me, I won't get a chance to sit at his alter tonight.
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tulip
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Post Number: 1920
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 4:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

}You're not related to Tulip, are you?

Addy, I'm actually not as stupid or crazy as you think.
I take issue with what you said to mem.
Why do you have to perpetuate personal attacks? You can be really cutting.
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mtierney
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Post Number: 718
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 5:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Dave: "They were jokes based on the premise that priests and nuns live lives of celibacy and hence wouldn't have children."

You're joking right? You can't be that naive! And as for the offensive bit from Livingston, it's okay because it is from a conservative Fox station? Politics yet again! Kerry lost already.

Can you can point out to me references wherein Jewish or Protestant beliefs are ridiculed? Posted any good rabbi jokes or cartoons lately? Trashing another's beliefs just leaves a sour taste in the mouth.

Being a fallen away Catholic does not grant him or her special dispensation to cast aspersions either.

BTW, Catholics have been eating meat on Fridays for about 30 years. Heh, we're not going for accuracy on this board!

Catholic bashing is still considered acceptable to many . No politically correct folks are standing up to object to it - they will deny it exists, however. Not the same thing!}

Finally, it is particularly unfortunate that we are engaging in this religious "war" at a time when we are trying to separate the terrorists who kill in God's name from the Muslims whose religion is being corrupted in the process.
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Dave
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Post Number: 4920
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Posted on Wednesday, January 5, 2005 - 5:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Explain how you understand anon's joke.
Maybe he'll stop by later to atone.

Or maybe we should call the police... no, let's call the Church Police.

*** The Dead Bishop on the Landing sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.*** 
*** Transcribed from tape by Malcolm Dickinson <clarinet@yalevmx> 4/3/86 ***

Mother: (turning off radio) liberal rubbish! Klaus!
Klaus: Yeah?
M: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?
K: 'Alibut.
M: The jugged fish IS 'alibut!
K: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged?
M: Rabbit.
K: What, rabbit fish?
M: Uuh, yes...it's got fins....
K: Is it dead?
M: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.
K: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
voice over: one dead unjugged rabbit fish later:
K: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible.
M: Aaw, you're always complainin'!
K: Wha's for afters?
M: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
K: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?
M: Well, it's got *some* rat in it.
K: 'Ow much?
M: Three. A lot, really.
K: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
voice over: One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later:
K: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling.
M: Naw, naw, naw!
Son: (coming in the door) 'Ello Mum. 'Ello Dad.
K: 'Ello son.
S: There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!
K: Really?
M: Where's it from?
S: Waddya mean?
M: What's its diocese?
S: Well, it looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me...
K: (getting up and going out the door) I'll go and have a look.
M: I don't know...kids bringin' 'em in here....
S: It's not me!
M: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!
K: (coming back in) Leicester.
M: 'Ow d'you know?
K: Tattooed on the back o' the neck. I'll call the police.
M: Shouldn't you call the church?
S: Call the church police!
K: All right. (shouting) The Church Police!

(sirens racing up, followed by a tremendous crash)
(the church police burst in the door)

Detective What's all this then, Amen!
M: Are you the church police?
All the police officers: (in unison) Ho, Yes!
M: There's another dead bishop on the landing, vicar sargeant!
Detective: Uh, Detective Parson, madam. I see... suffrican, or diocisian?
M: 'Ow should I know?
D: It's tatooed on the back o' their neck. (spying the tart) 'Ere, is that rat
tart?
M: yes.
D: Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all kneel!
(they all kneel)
All: O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester!
(thunder)
Voice of the Lord: The one in the braces, he done it!
Klaus: It's a fair cop, but society's to blame.
Detective: Agreed. We'll be charging them too.
K: I'd like you to take the three boddlabin into consideration.
D: Right. I'll now ask you all to conclude this harrest with a hymn.
All: All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The church has nigged them all.
Amen.


apologies to the Church of England

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