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Author Message   Chris Prenovost Citizen Username: Chris_prenovost Post Number: 285 Registered: 7-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 2:14 pm:        I can't make this stuff up. . . http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4190699.stm I have often watched spongebobsquarepants with my kids. I never knew I was being subjected to homosexual propaganda. Of all the insidious, underhanded, dirty, un-American tricks. Can I be helped, or is it too late?   Michael Janay Citizen Username: Childprotect Post Number: 1470 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 2:30 pm:        Spongebob is straight... Squidward on the other hand is definetly closeted. Everyone knows that   composerjohn Citizen Username: Composerjohn Post Number: 114 Registered: 8-2004 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 2:32 pm:        Spongebob is as gay as Tinky-Winky from the Teletubbies.   Michael Janay Citizen Username: Childprotect Post Number: 1472 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 3:00 pm:        Tinky Winky IS gay.   Sgt. Pepper Citizen Username: Jjkatz Post Number: 568 Registered: 12-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 3:38 pm:        It was the one time in his life that Jerry Falwell was correct about something.   Ukealalio Citizen Username: Ukealalio Post Number: 1723 Registered: 6-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 3:44 pm:        Silly Conservatives. Everyone knows that with Sponge Bob's naty attire, he is nothing but a metro-sexual.   Angus MacGuyver Citizen Username: Macgyver Post Number: 43 Registered: 1-2005 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 4:06 pm:        Wack-O's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a cartoon sponge! He has no physical genetalia to be physically gay with or ideas of his own except what the creators give him...HE IS A DRAWING!!!! An idea, a marketing tool to move lunchboxes, towels, watches, happy meals, shirts and boxer shorts. Questioning the creators sexual preference seems to be a more logical argument. On the other hand there is Christopher Lowell... Decide for yourself..   Soda Supporter Username: Soda Post Number: 2391 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 4:52 pm:        DidUHearThat-Lenny.wav (33.1 k)   Tom Reingold Supporter Username: Noglider Post Number: 5223 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 4:55 pm:        Bert and Ernie sleep in the same room together, though in separate beds. Kinda like married couples did on TV through the 60's.   Michael Janay Citizen Username: Childprotect Post Number: 1474 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 5:15 pm:        Angus, SpongeBob is hung like a bear. His pants are square for a reason, you know. Anyway I have it from a reputable inside source that Spongebob is not gay, he's on the down low. Why do you think Mr. Crabs walks with a limp?   Soda Supporter Username: Soda Post Number: 2395 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 5:16 pm:        OK (36.6 k)   Dego Diva Citizen Username: Fmingione Post Number: 200 Registered: 12-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 5:43 pm:        Yes, in my opinion, Bert & Ernie were there first gay couple on TV!! :-) And let's not forget Big Bird, Grover, and my favorite cartoon mary - Bugs Bunny! Gay as the day is long, although some may argue that he goes BOTH ways. As for Spongebob - he wears high-waters and striped sports socks - there's no way he could be gay!   Ukealalio Citizen Username: Ukealalio Post Number: 1739 Registered: 6-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 5:51 pm:        Yea Dego Diva, I heard the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, called Sponge Bob hopeless.   CFA Citizen Username: Cfa Post Number: 1281 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 6:30 pm:        I think Chris has way too much time on his hands.   aquaman Citizen Username: Aquaman Post Number: 237 Registered: 8-2001 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 6:53 pm:        *Ahem* SpongeBob is a sponge, therefore a hermaphrodite, therefore, not gay, not straight. Just another Porifera keepin' it real. Stop all this haytin' yo. >> Besides, If Mr. Squarepants were gay he would be SpongeRobert.   Angus MacGuyver Citizen Username: Macgyver Post Number: 46 Registered: 1-2005 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 7:27 pm:        If Spongbob wasn't gay before... He is now!   bottomline Citizen Username: Bottomline Post Number: 159 Registered: 8-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 8:55 pm:        CTW often got inquiries asking if Bert and Ernie were gay. The standard reply: "No, they're puppets."   ML Supporter Username: Ml1 Post Number: 2204 Registered: 5-2002 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 10:45 pm:        Michael is correct. SpongeBob is straight. He has a girlfriend. (although she's a squirrel ). Squidward, on the other hand, is gay. Or if not, a committed metrosexual.   eliz Supporter Username: Eliz Post Number: 967 Registered: 5-2001 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 10:48 pm:        From today's NYTimes: Conservatives Pick Soft Target: A Cartoon Sponge WASHINGTON, Jan. 19 - On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. "Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results. Full story: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?oref=login   Montagnard Citizen Username: Montagnard Post Number: 1394 Registered: 6-2003 Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 11:23 pm:        SpongeBob was created by God as part of his intelligent design of the Universe, specifically the part that provides harmless diversions for religious nutjobs (so they won't cause trouble in areas that God actually cares about).